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This would be better than a Swiss Army Knife...if it could fit in your pocket!

This makes me think of those old highlights magazine hidden items games

I suspect we'll be seeing one of these on Food Network or the Cooking Channel in approximately 6 months.

We don't see a lot of olive tees, but this one fits the color perfectly.

This is an awesome shirt. I'm going to start measuring my kitchen utensils by caliber now.

"Please pass the fork."
"Would you like the .22 caliber or the .30?"
".30 please, this is a tough steak."

I could see this as the unofficial uniform for the recruitment class at some hardcore cooking school. Seriously.

This shirt is really cheesy...

This shirt opens up my eyes to the true nature of housewives and chefs.

polluxoil wrote:This is an awesome shirt. I'm going to start measuring my kitchen utensils by caliber now.

"Please pass the fork."
"Would you like the .22 caliber or the .30?"
".30 please, this is a tough steak."

Yeah, you have to always be careful of the velocity of the garlic coming through that press at the top... you could shoot an eye out!

Or kill a vampire at a great distance.

This is the kind of thing Rambo wears when he makes breakfast.

What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

Maybe if I get this for my wife, it will convince her to let me get a gun. It's a never-ending struggle.

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

Looks like a utility knife, then a spoodle, and then a garlic press.

Damn, my wife loves guns and cooking... will she be offended if I buy this for her?

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

A nutcracker.

tomcall wrote:A nutcracker.

I don't see a nutcracker anywhere.

Only newbs use the pepper grinder attachment.

Is that a funnel at the end of the rifle, above the fork??

I see
fork
funnel
rolling pin
pepper mill
cheese slicer
garlic press
paring knife
cleaver
grater
salt shaker
lighter
butcher knife

Items on display:
Knife (2)
Cleaver
Garlic Press/Olive Pitter Combo
Rolling Pin
Cheese Grater
Peeler
Bottle Opener
Teaspon/tablespoon measure
Lighter
Funnel
Fork
Pepper Grinder
Salt Shaker

Make lunch, not war.

Senshi wrote:Looks like a utility knife, then a spoodle, and then a garlic press.

looks more like a steak knife, measuring spoon.. but I think he's referring to the garlic press.

The one I can't figure out is that long odd piece that makes up the trigger (above the salt shaker and grater).

I'll be wearing this under my chef coat at work, for sure!

clever.

zekecatz wrote:I see
fork
funnel
rolling pin
pepper mill
cheese slicer
garlic press
paring knife
cleaver
grater
salt shaker
lighter
butcher knife

More like a peeler than a cheese slicer.

How many places can you get kicked out wearing this shirt?

dubbeu wrote:looks more like a steak knife, measuring spoon.. but I think he's referring to the garlic press.

The one I can't figure out is that long odd piece that makes up the trigger (above the salt shaker and grater).

Lighter, like the ones you use for grills.

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

It's a garlic press that has an olive pitter at the opposite end.

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

My guess is that it is a garlic press.

Hmm, okay, I spy:



(click pic for bigger, more readable, version)

edit: added the bottle opener I missed earlier

A spork would have made it epic!!!

dubbeu wrote:looks more like a steak knife, measuring spoon.. but I think he's referring to the garlic press.

The one I can't figure out is that long odd piece that makes up the trigger (above the salt shaker and grater).

that's a grill lighter.

captainsuperdawg wrote:What's on top of the butcher's knife? It's what the sight would be on a real rifle.

That's a garlic press.

Is this possibly America's answer to the Swiss army knife?

dubbeu wrote:looks more like a steak knife, measuring spoon.. but I think he's referring to the garlic press.

The one I can't figure out is that long odd piece that makes up the trigger (above the salt shaker and grater).

That's a lighter.

am I the only one who would love to see this pattern on an apron instead of a t-shirt?

I got all of he other items mentioned above but, what is in the handle of the grater...?

Even though its somewhat plain, this totally reminds me of classic Woot shirts. I love it!

Does it say "Kitchen Warfare"? Because I know there would be stupid people out there that wouldn't understand it...