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Congrats on the EC, Jasneko! You deserve it.

It's like watching politics on any other channel except Fox :D. (i.e. at least some common ground can be found)

This an awesome, EC, Woot! Go Jasneko! So happy for you, girl.

Since Jasneko is from Philadelphia, this should be Kelly (Drive) green.

reminds me of that movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Awwww. One's a-peeling and the other is sweet to the core?

knock knock...
Who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who
knock knock
who's there
apple
apple who?
Apple glad I didn't say banana?
Isn't it supposed to be orange?
STOP COMPARING ME TO ORANGE! Geeze!

I wouldn't discriminate. They'd both get eaten. How's that for equal fruit rights?

Haha, I love today's write-up. Pure genius. ;)

Congrats Jas! Sometimes it's the simplest stuff that brngs me the biggest smile.

There once was a shirt with some fruit,
That appeared on a website called woot!,
It excited the masses,
Both the laddies and lasses,
And caused many to part with their loot.

I'm not sure what the peel of this design is.

Yeah, but how does it compare to a Mac?

I think saw these guys on the waistband of my underwear.

Oranges can be so annoying

Does anyone know if Woot has or will ever offer any previously retired/reckoned designs? I'd gladly pay good money to get my hands on some of the previous shirts.

All I want is one day or one shirt.woot-off to snag some of my old favorites.

There just aren't enough Kelly Green shirts. Me getting two.

Not only that, but apples and oranges are the only two known inanimate objects that happen to possess the power of speech!

Wear this shirt: while playing Apples to Apples.

(Or would that be better under "Don't wear this shirt"?)

ninestories wrote:Does anyone know if Woot has or will ever offer any previously retired/reckoned designs? I'd gladly pay good money to get my hands on some of the previous shirts.

All I want is one day or one shirt.woot-off to snag some of my old favorites.

Try teetrade.org

The did resurrect some this summer, doughnut panic and cake is a liar.
Also some were on sale weeks ago in a back to school sale.
But it is random so you have to pay attention.

shirt.woot votes on the side of optimism in this divisive world; nice to see simple cute + clever used this effectively. Congratulations.

rlfvortex wrote:reminds me of that movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding

dang it!! I was just gonna say that! lol

Wow! I'm honored - thank you so much Woot Editors!
And thanks everyone who likes it!!:D

PS. I also just created a facebook artist page, so if you'd like to follow my designs, click the link in my sig.

Congrats and all, but really? I could have drawn this, and I have trouble drawing a straight line...

Doesn't this kind of stuff win enough on it's own?

I mean, that's what I've been saying.

captainbaldie wrote:Congrats and all, but really? I could have drawn this, and I have trouble drawing a straight line...

Doesn't this kind of stuff win enough on it's own?

They seem to get one design in every style in their ECs. So no one will be happy about ALL the ECs

Time for a small fruit song!

blanked wrote:Try teetrade.org

The did resurrect some this summer, doughnut panic and cake is a liar.
Also some were on sale weeks ago in a back to school sale.
But it is random so you have to pay attention.

Thanks very much for the link, blanked! Found one of the ones I was looking for on there! I keep an eye on shirt.woot every day and haven't found any of my old favorites surface just yet, but a guy can hope, right?!

I'm sure it would be a nightmare for Woot to print some from it's archives on a sale-by-sale basis, but if anyone over there is listening I reiterate that I'd gladly pay significantly more for the added trouble.

You know what? I have never mixed Apple Juice and Orange Juice together.

CROSS ZE STREAMS!

Let's see. But can you make a rhyme with it?

Sure.. apple -- SNAPPLE!

Orange -- um.. I'll hafta get back to ya on that!

Can we just dip them in chocolate and eat them already?

Orange you glad you're an apple?

Took me a while to think of that witty line.

-Hey! Hey Apple! Hey! Hey! Hey Apple!
-WHAT?!
-Knife.

I love this shirt! I can't stand when people use that phrase,
"Well, like, you can't just compare apples to oranges man. *shakes head* Apples to oranges man... apples to oranges."

Just like, I LOOOOOOOVE PONIES? Tell me I can't compare apples to oranges? You can totally compare (as well as contrast) apples and oranges! I'll f***** compare apples to oranges. Check it out:
both growin on trees, have multiple varieties of themselves, can be processed into very tasty juice beverages, are almost always part of the flavor-lineup in fruit-flavored candies, similar weights, similar sizes, similar shapes (depending on the types of apples/oranges used), etc.

I *do* think it's kinda a funny coincidence that attempting to compare a [comparison of two items that are more different than they are similar], to a [comparison of apples compared to oranges], can itself be argued as a case of "comparing apples to oranges" lol

Yeah, i am so happy this one gets printed! Thank you jasneko for this great shirt, and thank you editors for choosing this one!

English is not my native language, and here where i live, you do not compare apples to oranges, but "apples to pears". And i can tell you, it is much funnier to look at this design NOT getting it that it is about comparing apples to oranges, thinking "What does the shirt wants to tell me...?" *big grin*

This is the first time i bought two shirts and not only one :-D

My vote is still for Bananna.

SecretAgentWoman wrote:There once was a shirt with some fruit,
That appeared on a website called woot!,
It excited the masses,
Both the laddies and lasses,
And caused many to part with their loot.

Like.

I think this shirt marks the end of the phrase "comparing apples to oranges." We'll need to come up with new objects instead.

How about, "That's like comparing shirts to pants"?

SecretAgentWoman wrote:There once was a shirt with some fruit,
That appeared on a website called woot!,
It excited the masses,
Both the laddies and lasses,
And caused many to part with their loot.

There's pretty much no occasions where limericks are not appropriate.

Haikus on the other hand, well let's not compare uh, two different types of the same thing.

Felicidades Jas!