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*Lives in Texas and is not amused* -_-

So, if I read the title correctly, that means the marshmallow's name is roger.

I get the play on the skull and crossbones, but marshmallows without graham crackers is still wrong.

I guess chocolate and graham cracker are at the camp across the lake.

You're the biggest winner today! Great work Robert.

The burn marks make it look like the marshmallow is blushing... but it's not, inside it's crying. In Pain! OH GOD!!!

Cool! I wasn't going to stay up so this is a nice surprise.

Pretty creepy writeup though...

Oh Robert...

I actually kinda like this idea. And if you order it with overnight, you could wear it for International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th.

Hmmm piratey AND a gooey center? MMmmm... I mean, ARRRGH!

I find this in poor taste! Then again I'm in Texas and half the state is on fire so, I'm not going to take it personally.

Oh, this must be the mascot for the anti-Smokey campaign. "Everything is better burned!" says Toasty Roger, "Especially me!"

;) Congrats, Robert.

Also not thrilled with the rename but my original name also stunk ("camping jolly roger"). What SHOULD have this been called?

Looks pretty jolly to me!

Oh jeez, the cuteness!! I think my blood sugar might have actually just spiked from just looking at it... Gah.

If I get the pun right, then this must be a Jolly Roger that's toastier than a normal Jolly Roger so it's called a Toasty Roger?

...man, I'm bad at puns.

thatrobert wrote:Also not thrilled with the rename but my original name also stunk ("camping jolly roger"). What SHOULD have this been called?

MARRRshmallow

"Gooey Threepwood" <--- which, you'd probably only get if you knew about "Monkey Island"... however, that could be considered a stretch.

Congrats ThatRobert! Cool shirt. er, warm shirt?

Also, by my highly unscientific research, this marks the second time a former derby entry has been printed later as a daily, though the first was not significantly re-designed, as Robert has done here.

JadenKale wrote:MARRRshmallow

"Gooey Threepwood" <--- which, you'd probably only get if you knew about "Monkey Island"... however, that could be considered a stretch.

How about, "Oh burned!". That has a nice ring to it.

JK! I remember you mentioning the similarity back when this was a derby entry...

Something just dawned on me, when you look at the burning logs and the relative size of the marshmallow as compared to the logs you can draw but one conclusion:

that marshmallow is huge!

zosai wrote:Congrats ThatRobert! Cool shirt. er, warm shirt?

Also, by my highly unscientific research, this marks the second time a former derby entry has been printed later as a daily, though the first was not significantly re-designed, as Robert has done here.

I'm pretty sure it's more than 2, but it's definitely rare.

Camp Cute, in residence: this shirt. Looks good on the green.

bluejester wrote:Something just dawned on me, when you look at the burning logs and the relative size of the marshmallow as compared to the logs you can draw but one conclusion:

that marshmallow is huge!

Not as huge as this one.

"No... no, it can't be!"
What is it?!
"It can't be!"
WHAT DID YOU DO, THATROBERT?

thatrobert wrote:I'm pretty sure it's more than 2, but it's definitely rare.

yeah, considering my Woot-memory only goes back a year, my sample is limited. Anybody remember any others?

I like this a lot! :D

missmelis wrote:"No... no, it can't be!"
What is it?!
"It can't be!"
WHAT DID YOU DO, THATROBERT?

Yeah, he lost his hat in the woods.

Don't wear this: if you live anywhere in the State of Texas and want to leave the convenience store alive.

thatrobert wrote:Yeah, he lost his hat in the woods.

*scoffs* City slicker.

JadenKale wrote:MARRRshmallow

"Gooey Threepwood" <--- which, you'd probably only get if you knew about "Monkey Island"... however, that could be considered a stretch.

As stretchy as rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?

Ahh, he's cooked to perfection! You can tell by the nice golden halo on the top of his head.

I love the attention to detail on this. The burn marks on the marshmallow are right by the fire.

missmelis wrote:Not as huge as this one.

"No... no, it can't be!"
What is it?!
"It can't be!"
WHAT DID YOU DO, THATROBERT?

Has anyone seen the Jumbo sized Jet-Puffed Marshmallows?? I saw them once and I so regret not buying them!! XD

I love marshmallows!!! :D

Another shirt I won't be able to find when I really want it. Oh, well, can't pass this one up.

yakimikku wrote:Has anyone seen the Jumbo sized Jet-Puffed Marshmallows?? I saw them once and I so regret not buying them!! XD

I love marshmallows!!! :D

Confession: I currently have two bags of those in my kitchen. It rained the day I was planning to use them

Tasteless.

Great shirt! WTG, Robert. ^_^

And seeing it here reminded me to nominate some Woot art for your charity calendar. Good luck with that.

Burnt marshmallows are high in vitamin C

How dare ANYONE offer for sale ANYTHING that might have a flame on it? Don't you people KNOW that half of TEXAS is on FIRE and we Texans apparently can't process the idea that this is NOT some sort of TASTELESS COMMENTARY on current events, but just a cute t-shirt that people will probably buy a lot of to wear CAMPING or MARSHMALLOW SHOPPING or something.

I'm from Texas, and anyone else from Texas taking offense to this shirt is proving to the world that my state is populated with poooonys. Guess what, fellow Texans...EVERY SHIRT WOOT SELLS IS FREAKIN' COMBUSTIBLE! Many even feature very artistically rendered flame (several are for sale RIGHT NOW in the Reckoning: The Three Classical States of Matter, Unstealthiest Ninja, and Straw, Sticks and Bricks BBQ). For frakk's sake...it's just a damn t-shirt. About toasting marshmallows, not about burning down the frakking forest.

this shirt would have been great 3 months ago... then I could have worn it camping in the summer... when I'm sure most people go camping.

OH WELL.

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This design strikes a rather alarming resemblance to "Gettin' Toasty"... http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=15016