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The Toasty Roger

Speed to First Woot:
2m 5.000s
First Sucker:
Beeker3
Last Wooter to Woot:
evlsktrgrl
Last Purchase:
a month ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 17% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1462

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



acowfrog


quality posts: 5 Private Messages acowfrog

*Lives in Texas and is not amused* -_-

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

So, if I read the title correctly, that means the marshmallow's name is roger.

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

I get the play on the skull and crossbones, but marshmallows without graham crackers is still wrong.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

I guess chocolate and graham cracker are at the camp across the lake.

collinvh


quality posts: 57 Private Messages collinvh

You're the biggest winner today! Great work Robert.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

The burn marks make it look like the marshmallow is blushing... but it's not, inside it's crying. In Pain! OH GOD!!!

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert

Cool! I wasn't going to stay up so this is a nice surprise.

Pretty creepy writeup though...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Oh Robert...

I actually kinda like this idea. And if you order it with overnight, you could wear it for International Talk Like A Pirate Day on the 19th.

Hmmm piratey AND a gooey center? MMmmm... I mean, ARRRGH!

jeeffinger


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jeeffinger

I find this in poor taste! Then again I'm in Texas and half the state is on fire so, I'm not going to take it personally.

marzipanapple


quality posts: 7 Private Messages marzipanapple

Oh, this must be the mascot for the anti-Smokey campaign. "Everything is better burned!" says Toasty Roger, "Especially me!"

;) Congrats, Robert.

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert

Also not thrilled with the rename but my original name also stunk ("camping jolly roger"). What SHOULD have this been called?

martinp13


quality posts: 0 Private Messages martinp13

Looks pretty jolly to me!

> Martin - Fort Worth, TX

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

Oh jeez, the cuteness!! I think my blood sugar might have actually just spiked from just looking at it... Gah.

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

If I get the pun right, then this must be a Jolly Roger that's toastier than a normal Jolly Roger so it's called a Toasty Roger?

...man, I'm bad at puns.

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
thatrobert wrote:Also not thrilled with the rename but my original name also stunk ("camping jolly roger"). What SHOULD have this been called?



MARRRshmallow

"Gooey Threepwood" <--- which, you'd probably only get if you knew about "Monkey Island"... however, that could be considered a stretch.

zosai


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zosai

Congrats ThatRobert! Cool shirt. er, warm shirt?

Also, by my highly unscientific research, this marks the second time a former derby entry has been printed later as a daily, though the first was not significantly re-designed, as Robert has done here.

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert
JadenKale wrote:MARRRshmallow

"Gooey Threepwood" <--- which, you'd probably only get if you knew about "Monkey Island"... however, that could be considered a stretch.



How about, "Oh burned!". That has a nice ring to it.

JK! I remember you mentioning the similarity back when this was a derby entry...

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Something just dawned on me, when you look at the burning logs and the relative size of the marshmallow as compared to the logs you can draw but one conclusion:

that marshmallow is huge!

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert
zosai wrote:Congrats ThatRobert! Cool shirt. er, warm shirt?

Also, by my highly unscientific research, this marks the second time a former derby entry has been printed later as a daily, though the first was not significantly re-designed, as Robert has done here.



I'm pretty sure it's more than 2, but it's definitely rare.

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Camp Cute, in residence: this shirt. Looks good on the green.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
bluejester wrote:Something just dawned on me, when you look at the burning logs and the relative size of the marshmallow as compared to the logs you can draw but one conclusion:

that marshmallow is huge!



Not as huge as this one.

"No... no, it can't be!"
What is it?!
"It can't be!"
WHAT DID YOU DO, THATROBERT?

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

zosai


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zosai
thatrobert wrote:I'm pretty sure it's more than 2, but it's definitely rare.



yeah, considering my Woot-memory only goes back a year, my sample is limited. Anybody remember any others?

geekfactor12


quality posts: 11 Private Messages geekfactor12

I like this a lot! :D

thatrobert


quality posts: 26 Private Messages thatrobert
missmelis wrote:"No... no, it can't be!"
What is it?!
"It can't be!"
WHAT DID YOU DO, THATROBERT?



Yeah, he lost his hat in the woods.

glazedfaith


quality posts: 33 Private Messages glazedfaith

Don't wear this: if you live anywhere in the State of Texas and want to leave the convenience store alive.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
thatrobert wrote:Yeah, he lost his hat in the woods.



*scoffs* City slicker.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
JadenKale wrote:MARRRshmallow

"Gooey Threepwood" <--- which, you'd probably only get if you knew about "Monkey Island"... however, that could be considered a stretch.



As stretchy as rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Ahh, he's cooked to perfection! You can tell by the nice golden halo on the top of his head.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

dekulink


quality posts: 9 Private Messages dekulink

I love the attention to detail on this. The burn marks on the marshmallow are right by the fire.

yakimikku


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yakimikku
missmelis wrote:Not as huge as this one.

"No... no, it can't be!"
What is it?!
"It can't be!"
WHAT DID YOU DO, THATROBERT?



Has anyone seen the Jumbo sized Jet-Puffed Marshmallows?? I saw them once and I so regret not buying them!! XD

I love marshmallows!!! :D

TomTee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TomTee

Another shirt I won't be able to find when I really want it. Oh, well, can't pass this one up.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
yakimikku wrote:Has anyone seen the Jumbo sized Jet-Puffed Marshmallows?? I saw them once and I so regret not buying them!! XD

I love marshmallows!!! :D



Confession: I currently have two bags of those in my kitchen. It rained the day I was planning to use them

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

GeofC


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GeofC

Tasteless.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 209 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Great shirt! WTG, Robert. ^_^

And seeing it here reminded me to nominate some Woot art for your charity calendar. Good luck with that.

itsrich


quality posts: 1 Private Messages itsrich

Burnt marshmallows are high in vitamin C

alephnull2k1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages alephnull2k1

How dare ANYONE offer for sale ANYTHING that might have a flame on it? Don't you people KNOW that half of TEXAS is on FIRE and we Texans apparently can't process the idea that this is NOT some sort of TASTELESS COMMENTARY on current events, but just a cute t-shirt that people will probably buy a lot of to wear CAMPING or MARSHMALLOW SHOPPING or something.

I'm from Texas, and anyone else from Texas taking offense to this shirt is proving to the world that my state is populated with poooonys. Guess what, fellow Texans...EVERY SHIRT WOOT SELLS IS FREAKIN' COMBUSTIBLE! Many even feature very artistically rendered flame (several are for sale RIGHT NOW in the Reckoning: The Three Classical States of Matter, Unstealthiest Ninja, and Straw, Sticks and Bricks BBQ). For frakk's sake...it's just a damn t-shirt. About toasting marshmallows, not about burning down the frakking forest.

vinithehat


quality posts: 23 Private Messages vinithehat

this shirt would have been great 3 months ago... then I could have worn it camping in the summer... when I'm sure most people go camping.

OH WELL.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

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lakario


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lakario

This design strikes a rather alarming resemblance to "Gettin' Toasty"... http://shirt.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=15016