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Reminds me of the "rub your belly and pat your head" move.

That's a hard life... having to both be the alarm and the awakened. The poor thing can never rest.

Ugh... Thanks for reminding me that I stayed up way too late again.

The snooze button is evil! It will make you late for work.

This would make an excellent night shirt!

I like the watch. Viva la analog!

For whatever reason, I see "SNOOZE" as the most awkward looking word in the English language.

am i missing something?

my 5 year old could make a better shirt

yo dawg...

Where do I find an alarm clock like this? Unlike this alarm, my alarm gladly boasts and preens about each morning, with neither the regret or chagrin of the clock depicted in this shirt.

What a diamond in the rough!

I prefer the Top Gear Stig alarm clock at DealWoot. Much cooler.

How sad for the poor thing. In order to make the noises in it's head stop, it must hit itself in the head.

I imagine when it blinks 12:00am things only get worse.

Why you be hatin man?

The best part is the fact that he's wearing an analog... too bad the times shown on the alarm clock and watch don't match up.

Why is it that my alarm clock's snooze button only lets me sleep for 9 minutes extra? That bothers me that it isn't an increment of 5 or 10! Why, alarm clock? Why?!

This is so me whenever I set an alarm. I have to have a loud clock and the thing has to be at least 10 feet from me and still that snooze button gets hit over and over.

I am a heavy user of the snooze button, but if I bought this t-shirt, I'd have to draw in an extra red line to make the 5 into a 9. Otherwise, everyone I know would be like, "When was the last time you got up at 5am? Five years ago? Yeah, that's what I thought."

Assassin15 wrote:The best part is the fact that he's wearing an analog... too bad the times shown on the alarm clock and watch don't match up.

True the watch appears to say 8:15, but more likely it says 5:00 and was just rotated clockwise 90 degrees for some reason. Either way, I bet you every time he goes off, he plays "I Got You Babe"...no wonder he's sick of it!

MathUhhhSaurus wrote:Why is it that my alarm clock's snooze button only lets me sleep for 9 minutes extra? That bothers me that it isn't an increment of 5 or 10! Why, alarm clock? Why?!

Came over here to say just that. 9 minutes? What's the basis? Although my new cell phone with its mandatory 5 minute snooze is even worse. That 5 minutes is the time I spend dreading when it's gonna go off again, which leaves no time to actually snooze.

That face kind of reminds me of VG Cats' animation style.

I've accepted that I belong to the world run by early birds, as a self professed night owl, I couldn't in good consciousness wear a shirt that pretended that I'd really ever get up at 5 am. This is definitely me at 7 am.

fiestea wrote:I've accepted that I belong to the world run by early birds, as a self professed night owl, I couldn't in good consciousness wear a shirt that pretended that I'd really ever get up at 5 am. This is definitely me at 7 am.

But yet I may still buy it, since I need a blue woot. (a black one, and a white one) I wish I'd have gotten the pancake one. It was way awesome, but I had a mix up with another woot. Too much woot. LOL Woot, Woot!

Maybe I'll buy this for my roommate as a passive aggressive way of saying "hey man, your alarm clock wakes me up every morning...4 times every morning."

Change the dial to say 10:00am and I'll buy :P

thanks to my extreme alarm clock app for android, i can stop myself from hitting snooze by forcing me to solve math problems. by the time i get through them, im already too awake to go back under. its saved me from many a late day

whitehatsforhire wrote:am i missing something?

my 5 year old could make a better shirt

But your kid didn't, so keep complaining while they make mad bank.

Does anyone know why it is always nine minutes?


Anyone…

Just for the record my snooze is 7 minutes

This shirt reminds me of this Seinfeld bit, [I would have posted video but they all seem to have been taken down].

“I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. ‘What about getting up after five hours sleep?’, oh that’s Morning Guy’s problem. That’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in the morning, you’re exhausted, groggy… oooh I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There’s nothing Morning Guy can do. The only Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep often enough so that Day Guy looses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.”
- Jerry Seinfeld

Funny how just as I was checking shirt.woot that this was the shirt I saw as my alarm went off.

Meh. I think this one will be making the rounds in the next mystery shirt Woot deliveries.

Also, this makes me want to get the

Tocky alarm clock even more. An alarm clock that makes you chase after it.

Perhaps I should get that for my mom - she's completely oblivious to alarm clocks.

Looks like a 70's 8-track tape player.

So does he want to sleep, or has his owner left him ringing and he's turning it off in disgust? No doubt one day he will just forget to ring to make up for it.

terminatorgir wrote:thanks to my extreme alarm clock app for android, i can stop myself from hitting snooze by forcing me to solve math problems. by the time i get through them, im already too awake to go back under. its saved me from many a late day

woah....what's the app name?

I might have to buy this shirt, just so I can BURN IT! Not because of the snooze button, but because I hate getting woken up at 5:00 am.

Usually I'm late to work because of the snooze button.

Today I was late to work because of woot.

Had to get one - royal blue and set to the time my alarm goes off. For most of the first three weeks of school, I've been up BEFORE the alarm and just turned it off - this is what happens when you go to bed at the time your students SHOULD be going to bed! [We start at 7:45 a.m. - when the district still ran buses, we were an "early" school (3 early, 3 late) - somehow, though, they didn't change the start time to later when they stopped running school buses :S ]