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Pardon me for the third comment in a row but I just noticed that the grilling stripes on the beef don't line up with each other. (Look at California, Texas and Maine) This is a funky grill or something!

Um, that is NOT what Michigan looks like.

jhgalvas wrote:I love that all of the Michiganders are coming out of hiding. We put up with a lot of crap in our state, but the one thing we won't stand for is being grossly misrepresented on a t-shirt showing our nation as a massive hamburger. You gotta draw the line somewhere.

Whoa there. You better recognize the cheese on that burger or the Wisconsinites are going to have a tizzy.

jhgalvas wrote:Pardon me for the third comment in a row but I just noticed that the grilling stripes on the beef don't line up with each other. (Look at California, Texas and Maine) This is a funky grill or something!

Did you take into account the curvature of the earth?

I heard Sarah Palin can see Russia from her salty, greasy back yard.

lapbplayr wrote:Why does Maine get to be bacon?

That's not bacon... that's charbroiled beef.

This shirt is deliciously tongue in cheek.

OK, So, green won't grow in the Great Lakes, I'm thinkin' Cali is offended that it looks like a bad anal sex result. Not sure why the Red states have a coat of seeds. Must be someone from a different country trying to understand our diversity. Well, TY, TYVM.

The part of the patty on the west coast should be veggie.

Look out Cananda, America needs a McFlurry for dessert.

Sgt Pyroman wrote:This is SO sick, yet so true. 63% of Americans are considered overweight, and 26% are obese.

Hmm, you know, makes me wonder if this shirt is a good commentary or a bad one. Guess it could be looked at either way.

superstargoddess wrote:Hmm, you know, makes me wonder if this shirt is a good commentary or a bad one. Guess it could be looked at either way.

I believe the word would be "accurate".

jhgalvas wrote:I believe the word would be "accurate".

As a misshaped michigander, let me assure you that accuracy is not the first word that comes to mind when we see this shirt.

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no news on Guam? and other small USA Islands

hamjudo wrote:As a misshaped michigander, let me assure you that accuracy is not the first word that comes to mind when we see this shirt.

I live in Flint, Michigan so I assure you I waas not reffering to the shape being accurate, merely the fact that our nation is obese and well represented by a greasy cheeseburger.

Assassin15 wrote:What in the world happened to Michigan...

Seriously. As a Michigan resident, I am offended that it does not look anything like a mitten. Also, what happened to the U.P.?

Um, you've got a little something right th... Oh wait, that's Hawaii. Sorry.

Lol! Fun to wake up to this morning.

jhgalvas wrote:As an official member of the "Michigan is a state too and not just a couple of protruding bits of meat and bun" coalition, I would like to state my displeasure at today's shirt. Michiganders have feelings just like you. We may not be able express our hurt and sorrow in ways that you would understand, but never the less, we have feelings too.

I for one protest tonight's woot shirt.

*Thank you Bluejester for showing us how to stand up for ourselves.

I'm with you jhgalvas. How can we get rid of America's high five?

Did you guys notice states and tastes have the same 6 letters. Wow this man is a clever lad.

so yummy work!!!

Glad to see you here Rodrigo!

I dunno, I'm just not impressed with this. It's a good social commentary given the governments total sell-out to big business and the morbid obesity epidemic plagueing the U.S. But I wouldn't wear it.

*steps off his soap box*

From a distance, the sesame seeds look like maggots....I...can't unsee this. Sorry =(

Is that what Michigan really looks like? I find that impossible because there is no way we could fit all of the fat people here in that skinny of a state. Maybe because of all the fat here, Michigan is the tastiest part of the burger, thus was partially eaten already.

I often fall asleep on my back with a half-eaten ten pound hamburger and a small handful of fries on my chest.

algonacchick wrote:Seriously. As a Michigan resident, I am offended that it does not look anything like a mitten. Also, what happened to the U.P.?

The artist visited the U.P. and thought it was Canada so they left it off.

"The patties came first, just colonists.."

...righhhht.... because the country wasn't populated already before they got here.

I LOOOOOOOVE PONIES, seriously, that was ignorant! lol

astyrfan wrote:From a distance, the sesame seeds look like maggots....I...can't unsee this. Sorry =(

I thought that they were taste buds. then again I don't ever go to mcdonalds.

daringstoic wrote:Um, that is NOT what Michigan looks like.

That is also not what Alaska looks like. Heck, they forgot the part of land where Juneau, Alaska's capital, is.

Thirdbase9 wrote:The sesame seeds should have been just at the state capitals.

Animaniacs -- Wakko's America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY

No Michigan Upper Peninsula, no purchase.

I guess the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico are spilled Coke that dried.

I will gladly pay you a Texas on Wednesday for a California today.

Better be bacon in there somewhere...just sayin.

The great state of Florida is smothered in lettuce. Bah! That's rabbit food. :-D

We have Cheeseburger Fest here...Jimmy Buffet would not be proud that Michigan is a finger instead of a high-five.

joslynmsu wrote:I'm with you jhgalvas. How can we get rid of America's high five?

I too am upset. I have decided that if they are going to take away America's high-five...that little sliver must therefore be a middle finger. And no U.P. ??? This is a sad day for Woot.

Why does my homestate of MI look like an inverted uvula?

jrockwell19 wrote:I too am upset. I have decided that if they are going to take away America's high-five...that little sliver must therefore be a middle finger. And no U.P. ??? This is a sad day for Woot.

Indeed.

princesspraline wrote:Animaniacs -- Wakko's America

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUDDaEOvuY

I just watched that video 50 times for a test. Worked like a charm.

Woot! has alienated their core hamburger constituents, Michiganders!