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The Last Pillow Warriors

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.000s
First Sucker:
iacobus
Last Wooter to Woot:
sixcoins
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 47% of Shirt Woots
Top 24% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2678

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



Arrin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Arrin

I am reminded strongly of this shirt, my first ever shirt.woot purchase and still my favorite:

http://shirt.woot.com/blog/viewentry.aspx?id=4935

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

The land of the rising and falling pillow. You will be hit and beaten all night until you are surely slightly peeved. Fun for all.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Ah, 枕投げ. Pillow fight.

thethatcher


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thethatcher

"Wear this shirt: to bed… err.. I mean, to “your plush weapons display case!”"

well, if you're only wearing it to bed that might be a reasonable excuse to buy a cream colored shirt. just don't wear it in public.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Awesome line work, meets nonsense setting? Dang, this is some old school woot going on here. Wish I had the money to nab one.

xeverytime


quality posts: 5 Private Messages xeverytime

Did Tom Cruise steal the cushions from Oprah's couch to use as weapons in filming The Last Samurai? I wonder if this image was lifted from a deleted scene on the DVD.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

That's a pillow fight to end all pillow fights. Lasted all night, and it's still going when the sun comes up!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

yes! just the sort of nonsense I enjoy. Plus, I actually like cream shirts so good color mix.

halcyonights


quality posts: 2 Private Messages halcyonights

During the grim era of fierce conflict between the Toyotomi and Tokugawa clans, when the thousand feathers fluttered furiously from frantic fighting, Miamoto Musashis duel down feather technique reigned supreme.

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

*sigh*

We lost so many good men in the Bedtime Wars...

mebekili


quality posts: 12 Private Messages mebekili

Woot needs a sleepshirt option for this one.

Tiamat114


quality posts: 48 Private Messages Tiamat114

Oh god, so tempted. Someone talk me out of this quick, I just bought Der Mond!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
Tiamat114 wrote:Oh god, so tempted. Someone talk me out of this quick, I just bought Der Mond!



Don't buy it tonight, because you want to wait until tomorrow so that the artist gets a two dollar commision when the price is higher.

There, I just talked you out of buying it tonight.


Wait, what?

argylebox


quality posts: 0 Private Messages argylebox

Dammit, woot, I wish I had $300 a month to add to a wardrobe budget. Your daily shirts this month have all been gold.

rasabi


quality posts: 19 Private Messages rasabi

seppuku would be something to see...

...complete with manly shrieking.

chumpmagic


quality posts: 9 Private Messages chumpmagic

A silly shirt that actually got me giggling. This is very well done on many levels... good stuff!


dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz
argylebox wrote:Dammit, woot, I wish I had $300 a month to add to a wardrobe budget. Your daily shirts this month have all been gold.



Definitely agree. Couldn't stop myself with this one haha. The dailies have been better than a lot of the derby winners lately!

forareason


quality posts: 3 Private Messages forareason

Pillows are designed for relaxation, if they're fighting with those, what hope is left!?

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

This is what comes to mind when I think of Asians and pillow fights.

yoda4peace


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yoda4peace

Excellent! Excellent! ... Now only if it were Luke fighting Darth Vader! ...

Panaxius


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Panaxius

Awesome shirt, truly. I just wish they were holding swords.

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

This is what happens when you let Tom Cruise become a Samurai.

nursedawn


quality posts: 11 Private Messages nursedawn

Oy! Watch out for the button in the earwell!

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000

This is the closest i've come to buying a shirt for months.

jasonAP


quality posts: 15 Private Messages jasonAP

The samurai on the right will win. You can generate far more force with an overhead pillow strike, which utilizes the latissimus dorsi, than with a rotational pillow strike, which mainly utilizes the core musculature.

Also, I believe I will be buying one. Domo Arigato, Mr. Robot...er...Mr. Ar-teest-toe.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

Aww, how cute... their jammies look like 16th-century Japanese armor! Where can I get a set like that?

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

RobinBobcat


quality posts: 30 Private Messages RobinBobcat

Legend tells of two great armies that met at a bridge over a small river. At the head of each was a master warrior, trained in a dozen styles, and victorious in a hundred battles.

The two generals advanced to the bridge, and stood alone, facing one another, each gripping their pillow tightly. But neither one moved to strike. Such was their skill that if the other began an attack, the other would read his intent even as it began.

And so the two stood upon the bridge, neither moving so much as an inch, while the two armies watched. Hours passed, and it grew dark, but neither warrior moved, both waiting for the other to make the fatal first move.

Darker still, until the moon rose full in the sky. The armies grew restless, but they knew they could not act until their champion did.

The sky grew light again, and as the sun peeked over the horizon, each army sent forth their most trusted lietenant, to see what could be done. Carefully, they approached the warriors, lest their arrival provide a fatal distraction for their champion.

When they finally reached the generals, they were met only with silence, broken by the soft sounds of breathing. For they had both fallen asleep.

Meow

nursedawn


quality posts: 11 Private Messages nursedawn
RobinBobcat wrote:Legend tells of two great armies that met at a bridge over a small river. At the head of each was a master warrior, trained in a dozen styles, and victorious in a hundred battles.

The two generals advanced to the bridge, and stood alone, facing one another, each gripping their pillow tightly. But neither one moved to strike. Such was their skill that if the other began an attack, the other would read his intent even as it began.

And so the two stood upon the bridge, neither moving so much as an inch, while the two armies watched. Hours passed, and it grew dark, but neither warrior moved, both waiting for the other to make the fatal first move.

Darker still, until the moon rose full in the sky. The armies grew restless, but they knew they could not act until their champion did.

The sky grew light again, and as the sun peeked over the horizon, each army sent forth their most trusted lietenant, to see what could be done. Carefully, they approached the warriors, lest their arrival provide a fatal distraction for their champion.

When they finally reached the generals, they were met only with silence, broken by the soft sounds of breathing. For they had both fallen asleep.



Epic.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
tomcall wrote:This is what comes to mind when I think of Asians and pillow fights.



...

I... can't... unsee... this...



(And that's after how many years of seeing the movie?) XD

koneco


quality posts: 16 Private Messages koneco
thethatcher wrote:"Wear this shirt: to bed… err.. I mean, to “your plush weapons display case!”"

well, if you're only wearing it to bed that might be a reasonable excuse to buy a cream colored shirt. just don't wear it in public.



>_>,,,

k.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Lovely work!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

Once the fearsome weapon was unsheathed it could not be sheathed again until it made the soft, gentle *wump* against the side of someones head.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

One of the styles of this fighting school, evolving through the ages, is known today as "fluffy fingers".

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas
RobinBobcat wrote:Legend tells of two great armies that met at a bridge over a small river. At the head of each was a master warrior, trained in a dozen styles, and victorious in a hundred battles.

The two generals advanced to the bridge, and stood alone, facing one another, each gripping their pillow tightly. But neither one moved to strike. Such was their skill that if the other began an attack, the other would read his intent even as it began.

And so the two stood upon the bridge, neither moving so much as an inch, while the two armies watched. Hours passed, and it grew dark, but neither warrior moved, both waiting for the other to make the fatal first move.

Darker still, until the moon rose full in the sky. The armies grew restless, but they knew they could not act until their champion did.

The sky grew light again, and as the sun peeked over the horizon, each army sent forth their most trusted lietenant, to see what could be done. Carefully, they approached the warriors, lest their arrival provide a fatal distraction for their champion.

When they finally reached the generals, they were met only with silence, broken by the soft sounds of breathing. For they had both fallen asleep.



This deserves at least 2 quality post designations!

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

So funny, I love it so much!

Congrats!

jhk6731


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jhk6731

Sould have been cheerleaders in samuria gear

SumDuud


quality posts: 16 Private Messages SumDuud

Nice shirt, but would be better with lingerie clad warriors battling it out...

Let's see the quality impulse buys!
Wooter to blame for sellout: SumDuud
Sellout time: 8:11:25 AM Central Time

skatimmy737


quality posts: 190 Private Messages skatimmy737

Just hope you're not dishonored. It takes a while to impale yourself on a pillow.

dutchpants


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dutchpants

armor not necessary