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Ironic Bunny

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.000s
First Sucker:
Lothax
Last Wooter to Woot:
bobken
Last Purchase:
4 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 10% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2944

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



rkenimer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rkenimer

Yay Wences!

Apparently it's fashionable to have a signature.

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

Nice win WA.

Too bad this can't be worn to an R.E.M. concert.

Laureenmt


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Laureenmt

I am not sure why, but this picture makes me think of Rocky and Bullwinkle.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

That's one hardcore hipster rabbit. Check out that genuine turtle shell handbag he's sporting. Guess we know who really won the race...

mjc613


quality posts: 48 Private Messages mjc613

Felicidades, W!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

Walmazan, you've thwarted my efforts to not buy so many shirts! I must have the ironic bunneh! :D :D :D

Congrats!!!

unpcnook


quality posts: 8 Private Messages unpcnook

Canadian irony?

-UnPC

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

Congrats to Wences!

madcran


quality posts: 2 Private Messages madcran

At first I thought this was Pikachu.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

That bunny is so full of iron he doesn't know what to do with... wait what? Ohhhh, ironic. I see. Well that changes everything.

Laureenmt


quality posts: 15 Private Messages Laureenmt

Poor bunny has no shoulder to hold up his shoulder bag.

Maybe Lady Gaga would lend him one of her implants.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester

Hipster? More like a "Hopster."


*drum riff*


...sorry, had to go for it.

takensobackoff


quality posts: 0 Private Messages takensobackoff
madcran wrote:At first I thought this was Pikachu.



It was very clear in the instructions: Don’t wear this shirt: if you think that’s a Pikachu.

alfbo


quality posts: 12 Private Messages alfbo

And now for something not so completely different: a cat wearing a pumpkin hat.

Imposter Pete was Unprepared for the Almost Human Nightmare Cuckoo Clock. The Walrus and Eggmen were the Height of Envy at the Monkey Bar. See the DJ spinning records on a Flora Phonograph while simultaneously playing Rock, Paper, Scissorhold.

Narfcake


quality posts: 287 Private Messages Narfcake

Congrats, Wences! Alas, I do have to pass on this for being a bunny.

For a few hours in my life, I've been a bunny. A yellow bunny. Wearing bunny slippers. At SDCC.

It was a fun experience that I don't ever want to do again. Hence, a bunny ban for me.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

He should have at least some sort of mouth, even if it's only like a line or something. There's just something that isn't quite right about that facial expression.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

How in the world does this bunny hop with those tiny legs? Oh wait... irony.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

HUZZAH!! I was hopping this would win! I don't even need to paws to think before buying this one. And I don't carrot all that I have way too many gray t-shirts already - I'm sure I'll be wearing it for ears to come!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

collegechic


quality posts: 0 Private Messages collegechic

I love how this bunny reminds me of my old boss =) I think I would absolute get it if it was a poster! Congrats, Walz!

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
bluejester wrote:Hipster? More like a "Hopster."


*drum riff*


...sorry, had to go for it.



No need to apologize - that joke is walmazan approved!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

lonelypond


quality posts: 424 Private Messages lonelypond

The page loaded + I grinned. Must be a Walmazan. Congratulations.

ultrabrad97


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ultrabrad97

This is good, but I'm kinda bummed that "right to remain awesome" wasn't picked...*sigh* hope it's one of the next ones! Congrats on the print!

almsforoblivion


quality posts: 8 Private Messages almsforoblivion

I'm beginning to suspect Woot picked this theme just so they could come up with hilarious write-ups...

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

Very glad that I remembered before placing my order that I also wanted to get one for my sister, whose birthday is coming up. She's not really a hipster, but she does have a pet bunny named after Andre 3000 of Outkast. (Does that make him a hipster bunny?)

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

RadicalPrefect


quality posts: 4 Private Messages RadicalPrefect

The shirt is awesome, but what I really want is that hat.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

So good! Congrats, amigo!

dreaodare


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dreaodare

Is it weird to now also want a turtle shell shoulder bag? Made from fleece, natch.

kldakey


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kldakey

Another bunny shirt!!! I must be in heaven! Congrats Walmazan. Mine is ordered! Will part of the proceeds go to your local rabbit rescue?

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked
dreaodare wrote:Is it weird to now also want a turtle shell shoulder bag? Made from fleece, natch.



Fleece wouldn't hold it's shape. use an old helmet for the shell part and the fleece for the lid.

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

Sad but true: sometimes I don't really love the shirt till I read the write-up... I'm such a follower. :/

and, does that mean I should, or shouldn't buy this perticular shirt? Someone, please influance my decision.

jasneko


quality posts: 30 Private Messages jasneko

Cutest bunny ever, how can you have a turtle bag?

Congrats Walmazan!!:D

stormygoddess


quality posts: 6 Private Messages stormygoddess

I adore the Tale of Peter Rabbit shout-out in the writeup.

crimsonrambler


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crimsonrambler

Sooooooooooo stoked this won...Bought. And overnighted. And before I even read the write-up telling me to. Can't wait to wear this shirt. :D

spazzysoph


quality posts: 0 Private Messages spazzysoph

It had to be a turtle bag cause, leather is just like sooo mainstream, and everyone's wearing it now, i mean how would that look? Besides hes gotta be able to fit all his indie LP's in there. C'mon lets be realistic here...

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

All these comments so far, and not one person commented that this how Carrot Top should have turned out, had he gone the hipster direction... and the braincells in his head not exploded with his muscles. Although, he does look good here, after he let a whole team work him over.




Anyway, congrats on yet another print, Wences!


djthebandit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages djthebandit

Looks like Raving Rabbids to me?

http://www.google.nl/search?q=raving+rabbid&hl=en&biw=1076&bih=616&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=XDR8Tre9B9GbOqSS1NUP&ved=0CD8QsAQ

goddessbunny42


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goddessbunny42
bluejester wrote:Hipster? More like a "Hopster."


*drum riff*


...sorry, had to go for it.



Well... with those legs, this bunneh is more like a "Flopster" - :D

junwagh


quality posts: 0 Private Messages junwagh

I don't see any irony in this shirt.

uncle pennybags


quality posts: 13 Private Messages uncle pennybags

At first glance I thought this shirt had something to do with Jane Cobb. Took me a minute to realize I was wrong, and now I'm very sad.