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The Right to Remain Awesome

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.000s
First Sucker:
yeoldemoose
Last Wooter to Woot:
ringram
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1710

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Quality Posts



stingray69


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stingray69

Honestly, who wears stripes with spots?

nadrik


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nadrik

Was beginning to think this derby was going to be a bust. Way to go Boots and Kevlar!!!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Woo!
Congrats Kev and Boots!

move along

lonelypond


quality posts: 248 Private Messages lonelypond

Also illustrates the right to remain excellent. Great combination of styles, nicely moody coloring.

bpr2


quality posts: 166 Private Messages bpr2

/me smiles

that was fun while it lasted!

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

I'd pay good money to see a giraffe wear this.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 30 Private Messages odysseyroc

Congrats Kevin and/or boots the pizza is on you guys.





bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Congrats to Boots and Kev. Nicely done.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

wait...asphalt? I thought it was supposed to be slate....damn!

move along

jwaal


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jwaal

Design Placement: Right Side

It would appear that the person who wrote the intro is left-right dyslexic (or is that right-left dyslexic...I can never tell).

kevlar51


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kevlar51
j5 wrote:wait...asphalt? I thought it was supposed to be slate....damn!



you wanted color? you get asphalt. that was the tradeoff

lete


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lete
jwaal wrote:Design Placement: Right Side

It would appear that the person who wrote the intro is visually dyslexic.



Why should it be expressed from the shirts perspective?

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
jwaal wrote:Design Placement: Right Side

It would appear that the person who wrote the intro is visually dyslexic.



or looking in a mirror
"no, no, MY right side"

move along

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Hipster Giraffes are so above it all, they've seen stuff you've probably never thought to look for.

But mainly because it is so far off in the distance.

niceguy9903


quality posts: 0 Private Messages niceguy9903

cry...I wanted the turtle =(

eci4


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eci4

I'm all about giraffes, so yeah instant buy

jagendorf


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jagendorf

Yeahhh!!! I was waiting for this shirt! You made my day BootsBoots.

Bilyum it up all day long!

kevlar51


quality posts: 37 Private Messages kevlar51

Thanks a lot everybody!

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
Condition: crew neck, more like grew-neck, am I right



I was going to say "I snorted pretty hard at that", but then I remembered that for giraffes, snorting is a sign of alarm rather than amusement. I wouldn't want the woot writer(s) to take my snorting the wrong way, so... FUNNY JOKE GUYZ haw haw haw

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Wow all the shirts that place were on grey. Are hipsters afraid of color?

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

Oh, also, this giraffe truly is awesome. I love the perfectly disdainful angle of his head. Great job guys!!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
DianaSprinkle wrote:Wow all the shirts that place were on grey. Are hipsters afraid of color?



Grey is the most apathetic color, and therefore probably the most hipster-appropriate.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

Earlysong


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Earlysong

Hooray! It would have been so tragic if this hadn't printed.

I love this website! ^^

MaxSMoke777


quality posts: 7 Private Messages MaxSMoke777

A cooler Giraffe would have wireless headphones. Cut-The-Cord!

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

My guess this is on the giraffe's playlist:




Congrats on the print!

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
jcflman wrote:My guess this is on the giraffe's playlist:

Toto - "Africa"

Congrats on the print!



THIS. This song should be on EVERYONE'S playlist. Giraffe, hipster, or otherwise. And hey, according to this, it's hipster approved!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

Oxyminoan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Oxyminoan

By far the best entry in the derby. Just ahead of Hipster Owl.

Grats on the print. I grabbed one.

crazy4books


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crazy4books

Love the tip to Woot on the soul patch. In for 3.

DustyChalk


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DustyChalk

Everything about this is awesome. Even the expression. Even the fact that the chin is raised. Even the fact that it's profile rather than mugging for the camera.

Everything.

In for three.

I just wish it came in longsleeve.

I remain,
:-Peter, aka :-Dusty :-Chalk

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Random shirt is random. Giraffe and... aviators? So random, but so awesome!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Matingas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Matingas

hipster

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 179 Private Messages Spiritgreen

I'll say it again, sketchy and graphic is a great combo. Congrats you guys!

Kevlar gets the Shirt.Woot "plays well with others" award this year. ^___^

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 27 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
odysseyroc wrote:Congrats Kevin and/or boots the pizza is on you guys.



I want pepperoni on mine. Congrats you two!

kimberly4woot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kimberly4woot

I'd like to buy this shirt for my birthday, but that day is October 8th. The write-up is telling me that if I dare wear this shirt, I'll be scorned and mocked. What do I do?

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I hope that's an extra-long headphone cord.

stingray69


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stingray69

I kind of expected a Pavement reference in the color description.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

Far and away outclasses the other winning designs. Boots and kevlar clearly know hipster.

krazykoz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages krazykoz
niceguy9903 wrote:cry...I wanted the turtle =(



I take it you missed out on the previous dozen similar turtle shirts from Ramy?

congrats bootsboots and kev on the print. Wasn't much of a fan of this derby as a whole, but at least a couple quality designs printed.

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Awesome! Contrast guys!

Was my favorite in the competition! and I'm buying mine immediately!