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Cephalopedala

Speed to First Woot:
3m 54.000s
First Sucker:
ejsnipes
Last Wooter to Woot:
squidgerino
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 18% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2380

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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

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bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Looks risky for the octopus, I'll bet it's hard not getting your tentacles caught in the spokes.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

Looks like we're continuing the sea animals on bikes trend here.

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

Tiamat114


quality posts: 48 Private Messages Tiamat114

It has to be said: The bowler hat makes this shirt go from interesting to awesome.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

No basket and handlebar tassels?

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 112 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

I've tried biking underwater, it's not as fun as it might seem. =/

paigeorose92


quality posts: 14 Private Messages paigeorose92

Both tentacles on the bar handles, Mr. Cephalopod! And eyes on the seaweed path, please.

Big Orphaned Cetacea 6.15.11
Bundle of Carrots 11.9.11
Brick of Carbonite 5.23.12

Craigmar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages Craigmar

A woman needs a man like an octopus needs a bicycle.

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

excellently detailed; I like the thought that the bowler just floated off leisurely + was caught with a quick snap.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

This might o-fish-ally be the punniest write-up ever!

I assume this guy's garden in the shade is totally organic, too.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

parkermc


quality posts: 23 Private Messages parkermc
Assassin15 wrote:Looks like we're continuing the sea animals on bikes trend here.



Moby was a celebrity out bonding with his pal, Ahab. On land. This looks like an ordinary, bowler-wearing octopus out for a ride underwater. Then, again, he may be sitting on his pal....It's hard to tell, but potentially disturbing. :/

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica

This is really reminding me of something, and I can't quite put my finger on it.

The best I can come up with is the old Disney cartoon called "Aquamania" where Goofy goes water-skiing with an octopus. Aah, the memories!

holothuria


quality posts: 4 Private Messages holothuria

I prefer to imagine he's singing this.

Bad ideas free; brilliant ideas by derangement.

gossamerica


quality posts: 19 Private Messages gossamerica
lonelypond wrote:excellently detailed; I like the thought that the bowler just floated off leisurely + was caught with a quick snap.



I saw it more as a polite tip of the hat to a lovely lady octopus as he rode by...

trixydan


quality posts: 8 Private Messages trixydan

I'm pretty sure every conceviable pun has already been covered in the write-up... I think this might be a very sparce comment thread.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

I misread the title at first as Cephalopedia. I'm a little disappointed that this is an octopus on a bike rather than at the reference library.

rotuami


quality posts: 3 Private Messages rotuami

Not enough armholes. Did not buy.

woocls


quality posts: 2 Private Messages woocls

LOVE the flobots reference in the description! Amazing song.

torgospizza


quality posts: 20 Private Messages torgospizza

Sure beats taking the Octobus!

niter1dah


quality posts: 1 Private Messages niter1dah

Lol. Awesome shirt! I wish they had this as a bicycle jersey!

Current damage total....

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Cut him off and instead of getting flipped off, you get a black ink cloud in your face.

blk909


quality posts: 0 Private Messages blk909

Wonderful design; if not for the baby blue color, I would have ordered two. Sorry.

bluejester


quality posts: 559 Private Messages bluejester

Something about that bowler hat makes me half expect him to be saying, "Pip pip!"

ChaosDoctor07


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ChaosDoctor07

I daresay that is the classiest mollusk I have ever laid eyes upon.

"Don't believe in the you who believes in me. Don't believe in the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself."

jenpatience


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenpatience

It's Oswald!! ---> http://i2.bibtopia.com/o/197/266/9780717266197.OL-m.jpg

Hoogs88


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Hoogs88

This is the kind of shirt that I wouldn't quite go out of my way to buy, but would really love to get as a random.

greenleaf44


quality posts: 8 Private Messages greenleaf44
trixydan wrote:I'm pretty sure every conceviable pun has already been covered in the write-up... I think this might be a very sparce comment thread.



Agreed. A veritable tidal wave of puns.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Wow! An artist from the same city I live in! Congrats

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I hope he sprang for the rustproofing!

jaquito


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jaquito

Was this just for the halibut? Or completely on porpoise?

jazzysama


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jazzysama

I'm surprised that Octodad hasn't been mentioned yet! ( www.octodadgame.com/ )! Nothing to see here, just an ordinary father out for a leisurely bike ride!

walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Amazing work.

Congrats!

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

Fashionably late to the derby, this hipsterpus.

Bravo.

tedzilla99


quality posts: 31 Private Messages tedzilla99
holothuria wrote:I prefer to imagine he's singing this.



Exactly! Better than that Flobot crap

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

He's on his way to see a picture show and then it's off to the box social to dance the Charleston. Twenty three skidoo!

stingray69


quality posts: 4 Private Messages stingray69

This shirt is pure class.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Now this, this is a hipster animal.

move along

augustmouse


quality posts: 1 Private Messages augustmouse

Kudos to him for sticking to his fitness plans. When it comes to health, you really can't afford to flounder.

jezuz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jezuz

I've seen enough hentai to know where hes going! haha

jcflman


quality posts: 17 Private Messages jcflman

The write-up made me instantly think the octopus hit the snooze button too many times. I visit this site way tuna much.