Join us, won't you, for a drink in the study! We were just about to regale our most esteemed guests with tales of our adventures throughout the dark continent. We brought home several trophies to demonstrate our hunting prowess, but even more fascinating are the stories of those creatures which escaped our grasp. Look below, and see for yourself!
But first, we most extend our heartiest congratulations to Shirt.Wooter lyonscc, whose design Dark Continent contained a porcupine, which was our Mystery Icon for the week! Enjoy your Woot Monkey, lyonscc!
Serengeti
by odysseyroc
Remember the early '90s when everyone had to have something with Africa and/or the pan-African colors on it?
A Rough Ride
by BootsBoots
"Turns out a big stick pales in comparison to a 400-lb. mass of muscle, teeth, and claws."
lost in africa
by tobefonseca
Something something left turn, blah blah blah Albuquerque.
Main Attraction
by chumpmagic
More crowns should offer the delicious functionality of monkey bread.
Caged
by Naolito
Zebra by Escher.
The Long Hunt
by Radscoolian
We've heard they also like to pounce from holes in the ceiling.
Whack-A-Meerkat
by coffeybean
Sure, everyone thinks it's adorable. Then he actually SUCCEEDS in smashing that little guy's head into paste and everyone gets all aghast.
The Happy Hippo
by meepee
They're the happiest killers-of-more-people-than-any-other-African-animal you'll ever find!
I should say that's quite enough for one evening, gentlemen! We'll just write these tales down for our memoirs or possibly the next Double-Take Derby. Until then, please do visit our current Derby and vote on the current adventures you find most exciting!
