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Camouflage for better candy!? What's better than candy corn...

LOL ewwwwwww... Well this is hilariously childish. EW! Not the ear. No, my delicious candy corn!

I always wondered what candy corn was made for, now I know.

"Reverse Hearing Aid"??

Wouldn't that be an ear plug?

Candy corn rocks. I expected to want this shirt when I saw the topic. But, meh...

Hey! I never thought of sticking candy corn in my non-tasting face holes!

Great! I sure as shootin' didn't want to eat the stuff.

Can I trade this shirt for a better one?

Candy Corn is an insult to real candy.

Any use for candy corn is better than actually eating the vile stuff...except for putting them in your ears and/or nose. Who wants to guess how many comments before somebody reacts with horror that this shirt will be the cause of kids putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?

I would use the other candy as camouflage for my candy corn. Nobody touches my candy corn.

i dont think my dentist would be very happy with this shirt...

then again. he may be ecstatic. more money for him!

No love for the deformed and misfit candy corns that are only two colored or stumpy crumbs at the bottom? Those are my favorite-each one is special and not a follower like the rest!

troll doll party hat makes it for me...would look great against those wild neon hair colors

I will give a dollar to anyone who can get a piece of candy corn to stand up by itself (without biting it).

Candy corn vampire? Problem Sleuth anyone?
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001301 for explaination.

Candy corn as ear plugs? Even the foam ear plugs that are supposed to mold to your ear inevitably fall out of my ears when I'm sleeping and end up lost amidst the sheets and blankets... and stale candy corn is definitely not something I want to come across on the rare occasions that I actually bother to make my bed.

But, you know, to each her own. I'm sure I've had worse things than stale candy corn in my bed, so who am I to judge?

What does everyone have against candy corn!?

Funny i just bought a bag and im eating them now they are delicious!

I have seen a boxcar load of the stuff used as an additive for cattle feed. But only for the lower grade cattle that can't be sold as "Organic".

This is false advertising. My impromptu triforce didn't work.

gossamerica wrote:putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?

I fell on it...honest...no, really.

oh my word... that troll doll party hat is GENIUS.

kinda makes me glad I still have my troll dolls. ...all 4 of them.

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I happened to be eating candy corn when I saw this shirt. Oh, the delicious irony

tsfisch wrote:"Reverse Hearing Aid"??

Wouldn't that be an ear plug?

You're definitely thinking of carrots.

You folks forgot to add "Diabetes catalyst".

Not sure what that picture would look like though...

I do love me some candy corn. Call me corny if you wish.

One of the joys of candy corn is that you know that you are eating straight up sugar. None of that chocolate or fruit that other candies promise. Nope, candy corn is just good ol' fashioned sugar that comes in three different colors.

Yum!

gossamerica wrote:Any use for candy corn is better than actually eating the vile stuff...except for putting them in your ears and/or nose. Who wants to guess how many comments before somebody reacts with horror that this shirt will be the cause of kids putting candy corn in places that require a trip to the doctor?

Somehow, I think kids are amazingly good at thinking up the idea of candy corn in the nose without any outside suggestions.

I can feel my teeth rotting just thinking about eating candy corn...but I LUUUUURVE it so much! =)

To clarify: I mean I love candy corn, not rotting teeth. I don't think I know anyone on enough medication to enjoy rotting teeth...

I will gladly admit that "Thimble Stand" made me laugh out loud in real life. How absolutely genius. I shall now procure a few bags of Candy Corn, open up an Etsy shop, and make a small fortune!

They need to make a new corn-syrup free candy corn. The irony could destroy us all.

Maybe its just me, but I see the vampire fangs as hanging off the chin (what is the mouth) and the nose as a little smile. Must be all the cute Woot T's that have me thinking Chibi.

BA-BA-BA-BAAA!




Ah, this is such a fun design. Congratulations MJ!!

"Reverse hearing aid."

I love you, shirt.woot.

wakingmind wrote:What does everyone have against candy corn!?

As per usual, the eloquent Lewis Black can answer your question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BVPOEn6_oY

Am I the only one who discovered the brilliance of mixing a ratio of candy corn and peanuts (1:2) and eating it that way? I would never dream of eating them on their own, but with peanuts, it creates a delicious bag of salty/sweet goodness!

OH. I thought the vampire fang candy corn was actually legs! And his nose was a smile! He was so much cuter that way!

Plus I recently watched my brother playing Zelda, so now I know what a triforce is. I get one of your jokes for once! Mwahaha!