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Camouflage for better candy!? What's better than candy corn...
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I always wondered what candy corn was made for, now I know.
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Great! I sure as shootin' didn't want to eat the stuff.
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Candy corn as ear plugs? Even the foam ear plugs that are supposed to mold to your ear inevitably fall out of my ears when I'm sleeping and end up lost amidst the sheets and blankets... and stale candy corn is definitely not something I want to come across on the rare occasions that I actually bother to make my bed.
But, you know, to each her own. I'm sure I've had worse things than stale candy corn in my bed, so who am I to judge?
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Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...
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tsfisch wrote:"Reverse Hearing Aid"??
Wouldn't that be an ear plug?
You're definitely thinking of carrots.
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OH. I thought the vampire fang candy corn was actually legs! And his nose was a smile! He was so much cuter that way!
Plus I recently watched my brother playing Zelda, so now I know what a triforce is. I get one of your jokes for once! Mwahaha!
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