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The Fallen

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
tdssam
Last Wooter to Woot:
bagnbaggage
Last Purchase:
14 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 43% of Shirt Woots
Top 33% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1045

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Nice and Halloweenish. It's like an dark and evil version of "the birth of the pheonix."

bpr2


quality posts: 160 Private Messages bpr2

Does the skull belong to Edgar Allen Poe?

that was fun while it lasted!

scubastove


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scubastove

Uh oh, ravens? Get ready to see this shirt for at least another 2 years

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Very Hitchcockian. I'm going to have nightmares for sure, and they'll be in black-and-white.

Well done, mw82.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Grim, grim, grim...a mood this shirt effectively conveys.

cwhieldon


quality posts: 18 Private Messages cwhieldon

Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a hastily conceived comment
Many a piece of soon to be forgotten wit

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Crows picking at things that have died, and thus they, the crows, continue to live?


It's the Circle of Liiiiiiiiiiiiife!

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba

Don't worry, this is actually pretty cheery art for Scandinavians. ;)

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Nice murder of ravens there... well nice ravens anyway. It almost looks like they make the letter 6 but there's only 5.

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

I think the write up is actually more dark and dreary than the shirt itself.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Today, October 17th is my birthday! Quick woot, sing me happy birthday!

eg1114


quality posts: 0 Private Messages eg1114

Woot? Honey,do you need a hug? After yesterday and today's write ups, we're worried about you. Get out in the sunshine and stop listening to The Cure.

Tiahaar


quality posts: 9 Private Messages Tiahaar

daaaaaaaaaaaamn......intense writup, and kinda close to the bone...I'm gonna go eat some icecream now and listen to happy tunes...

gertiestn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages gertiestn
bluejester wrote:Today, October 17th is my birthday! Quick woot, sing me happy birthday!



Believe me, you'll thank me for typing it instead of singing it...but HBD either way!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

My uncle just finished a battle with a brain tumor a few hours ago. I think I'll go listen to a little Tim McGraw

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 316 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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jhgalvas wrote:My uncle just finished a battle with a brain tumor a few hours ago. I think I'll go listen to a little Tim McGraw

Sorry for your loss.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
jhgalvas wrote:My uncle just finished a battle with a brain tumor a few hours ago. I think I'll go listen to a little Tim McGraw



Sorry for your loss.

admfl


quality posts: 1 Private Messages admfl

I'm having the same problems as I did before with an unremovable ad blocking the shirt graphic closeup. An information "why you have this ad" and possible opt out goes to http://optout.thinkrealtime.com/optout.php?advid=173 which is a blank page in two browsers

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
jhgalvas wrote:My uncle just finished a battle with a brain tumor a few hours ago. I think I'll go listen to a little Tim McGraw



I can't think of an appropriate way to say this other than how it's already been said, so let me add mine: sorry for your loss.

Now I pre-emptively feel like an a-hole for the flippant comment I was going to make about how depressing and death-obsessed the shirt write-ups have become lately...

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
bluejester wrote:Today, October 17th is my birthday! Quick woot, sing me happy birthday!



Have a great birthday! Try not to dwell on your own mortality... it can be unhealthy for your mental state. *ahem,shirtwoot,ahem*

Sorry, just had something in my throat there for a second. Maybe it was dust... in the wind.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

kayedon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kayedon

So when is that book I just read the intro for coming out?

Serena710


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Serena710

This shirt oddly reminds me of my father's death. He had cancer, diabetes, hypertension, amputated leg, the good foot was about to be cut off. He shot himself in the head. The birds flew above him. It doesn't feel creepy. Just dark.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 316 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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admfl wrote:I'm having the same problems as I did before with an unremovable ad blocking the shirt graphic closeup. An information "why you have this ad" and possible opt out goes to http://optout.thinkrealtime.com/optout.php?advid=173 which is a blank page in two browsers

I just looked at the closeup in Chrome & FireFox 7.0.1 with no issues.

What browser (and version) are you using?

Do you have any add-ons that could be causing this?


jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas
missmelis wrote:I can't think of an appropriate way to say this other than how it's already been said, so let me add mine: sorry for your loss.

Now I pre-emptively feel like an a-hole for the flippant comment I was going to make about how depressing and death-obsessed the shirt write-ups have become lately...



Thank you for your condolences but I didn't mean to put a damper on the comment page. It just sort of seemed to fit with the shirts lately, so I thought I'd share. But the comment page is for comments and with woot, the snarkier the better so have at it!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

...and happy birthday Blue Jester!

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

too many ravens, or it would be awesome. I'll pass.

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

panthiest


quality posts: 11 Private Messages panthiest

Very dark description, but for some reason it made me smile a little.


If I wasn't broke I'd buy it.

jjjooe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jjjooe

While preparing for tomorrow's exam, I feel nothing currently from the shirt mainly because I've lost no family member or friend yet.

But still somehow makes me consider the fact that everybody is going to DIE...what is worse, the ones your love and love you can possibly die before you do.

As the old Chinese saying goes:
树欲静而风不止,子欲养而亲不待。
the trees long for peace but the wind will never cease; the child wants to care, but their parents are no longer there.

Finally, I decide not to buy this shirt...

nadine624


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nadine624

That write up was absolutely fantastic, it needs to be made into a film.

And I really want this shirt! I need to go check my bank account and cross my fingers I can afford it as I don't get paid until Thursday.

pdxwildchild


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pdxwildchild

Well now,its October...can I expect to see any long-sleeve T's ?

TobiasAmaranth


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TobiasAmaranth

Grackles, the new cockroach.

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bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
pdxwildchild wrote:Well now,its October...can I expect to see any long-sleeve T's ?



Perhaps I can help to direct you to Shirtoberfest! No long sleeve tees, but for a limited time they are offering hoodies on select designs.

And, if you're really creative, you can perhaps order a few tote bags and create a pair of canvas pants. (I don't think the not for use as pants rule applies to the bags, but perhaps we can get an official ruling on it.)

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

It's a little known fact that Skeletor only eats ravens, and this is how he creeps up on them.

Thanks for the educational shirt, mw!

dspychala


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dspychala

Wow. What a way to start a rainy Monday. Hopefully the rest of the day goes better than this write-up.

Cerrida


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Cerrida

Now with music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWgssRWMD6o

carolynpastorek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages carolynpastorek

I need CHOCOLATE......lots. And I'm hiding some....you know...for later. Just in case

Mavyn


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Mavyn

I take it no one else has read A Feast for Crows, by George RR Martin, book 4 of a Game of Thrones?

My speech is not splitting. I am speaking in Cthulhu.

specsmachine


quality posts: 31 Private Messages specsmachine

Happy birthday, bluejester!... even though this has turned into the most depressing forum ever.

kepera


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kepera

the write-up had a very stephen king the stand feel for me, or terminator, or some other novel that i have been trying to think of this morning, but was unable to peg. i love the shirt though and if not for the broke grad student status would grab it