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Wait so we eat the pets? Really??

Sorry, the Kittyburger kills this for me. Just can't do it!

Wonder if anyone will find this shirt "tasteless".

Badum tish!

I sure hope there's some catsup on that burger.

Lemme guess - PETA approved. That's People Eating Tasty Animals ...

I think both PETA groups will be all over this (for different reasons).

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

&

People Eating Tasty Animals

These all look delicious.

Have to say that this was poorly timed with the slaughter of all those animals in Ohio today (er...yesterday).

why is the fish the only one that looks unhappy?

I can haz?

Awkward timing, after the escaped animal incident in Ohio.

But the kitty cheezburger is really cute!

Hooo Boy...Just wondering how long I have to wait before some one here pulls out the ol' "Offended Persons Platform."

I feel like I'd get some concerned looks when wearing this shirt.

They all seem happy, except the fish...I don't really understand...and perhaps that is the way it should be!

The biography reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode To Serve Man.

Huh, looks like I didn't have even wait to finish typing out my post before some one hit the offended podium.

The fish would be happier if you'd chosen water obviously and I want a shirt with that cat and its great face on it but I too many cookies that cat and its whatever taste on a bun. There, I said it. And I'm sticking by it.

and the filter gets me...you figure it out

smklung wrote:I get the hot dog and the chicken nuggets, but catburger? whats that about?

I can haz cheeseburger reversal.

bluejester wrote:Hooo Boy...Just wondering how long I have to wait before some one here pulls out the ol' "Offended Persons Platform."

I am OFFENDED! How DARE Woot mock the sanctity of a delicious American all-beef Grade A Hamburger! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

ChaosDoctor07 wrote:I sure hope there's some catsup on that burger.

Okay, I just got that those are chick-nuggets, but what's the deal with the fish shake, or is it soda?

Ummmm can I have an explination please? I'm under the weather and gags aren't clicking like they should for me.

bpeterson82 wrote:They all seem happy, except the fish...I don't really understand...and perhaps that is the way it should be!

Acid tends to do that to a person (or fish, in this case).

lonelypond wrote:The fish would be happier if you'd chosen water obviously and I want a shirt with that cat and its great face on it but I too many cookies that cat and its whatever taste on a bun. There, I said it. And I'm sticking by it.

and the filter gets me...you figure it out

In breif, on the filter, because so often during woot-offs people express that they have a dislike for an item, the woot bot now filters out said expression.

zekecatz wrote:I can haz cheeseburger reversal.

Or its a reference to Catsup (aka Ketchup)

Are these supposed to be Halloween costumes for pets?

I would buy this except that I am offended by the thought of ketchup on a hot dog.

zekecatz wrote:Are these supposed to be Halloween costumes for pets?

These better not be the "treats!"

this shirt is not cool at all, animals are not ours for eating, experimenting, and use in entertainment. I assure you I will be reporting you folks to PETA (and I've heard all the People Eating Tasty Animals jokes so spare me) and you can expect some serious backlash. How dare you?! How dare you!

CREEPIEST. WRITEUP. EVER.

zekecatz wrote:I can haz cheeseburger reversal.

Alternatively Emily Kuznia had the same lunch lady I did.

Definitely shoulda been a pig instead of a cat there. HAMburger, get it? Ahahaha! Sometimes I just can't help myself.

bpcox wrote:I would buy this except that I am offended by the thought of ketchup on a hot dog.

Mustard and sauerkraut all the way! Though when I lack the sauerkraut I do ketchup and mustard instead. =P

Would you like pair-akeets to go with cat burger?

Sorry, that was really terrible. Let me try again...

Eating that hot dog will mackeral thirsty. Don't you fish you had a drink to go with it?

Hmm, guess that wasn't much petter was it? Maybe I should just leave the puns to the pros.

I hope PETA doesn't get sight of this.

yeawuteva wrote:this shirt is not cool at all, animals are not ours for eating, experimenting, and use in entertainment. I assure you I will be reporting you folks to PETA (and I've heard all the People Eating Tasty Animals jokes so spare me) and you can expect some serious backlash. How dare you?! How dare you!

I hope this is a joke..."not ours for eating"? Then why the hell are we omnivores?

yeawuteva wrote:this shirt is not cool at all, animals are not ours for eating, experimenting, and use in entertainment. I assure you I will be reporting you folks to PETA (and I've heard all the People Eating Tasty Animals jokes so spare me) and you can expect some serious backlash. How dare you?! How dare you!

This deserves the ol' "Offended Person of the Night" Q. post.

We knew it was coming.

Sorry, but that shirt is just creepy. Too bad, because it's well-executed, and the animals are cute! Hmmm, I wonder if I was too influenced by the write-up? I can't see the shirt without thinking of the words....

bluejester wrote:This deserves the ol' "Offended Person of the Night" Q. post.

We knew it was coming.

I do believe you've just been trolled.

Or so I hope.