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Woots by State

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thetateman


quality posts: 8 Private Messages thetateman

TOTALLY SCARED OF THE DARK NOW....

r0ksana


quality posts: 8 Private Messages r0ksana

Is penguin supposed to be the other other other other yet still other alternative meat?

jbhswim


quality posts: 31 Private Messages jbhswim

wait, i don't get it.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I get it, the whale has a penguin stuck in his teeth so he's the least important person in the triage area, right?

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale

Antarctic HMOs:

patient: "I have an orca-sized headache..."
nurse: "I think you can wait, sir...

NEXT!"

Narfcake


quality posts: 239 Private Messages Narfcake

You would think that penguin whale-for-a-head(*) would've tipped over for being so top heavy ...


* - completely unrelated to Professor Monkey-for-a-Head.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 100 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

So is the penguin Super Penguin, able to lift orca out of the water?

LOL, my suspension of disbelief shouldn't be so hung up on the little details.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

“Call me ‘It’s-a-meal.’”

One of the most famous opening lines of any novel.

4khaos


quality posts: 7 Private Messages 4khaos

I'm bothered by the purple orca more than the penguin dressed as a doctor. Why is it purple?

BumperK


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BumperK
Narfcake wrote:You would think that penguin whale-for-a-head(*) would've tipped over for being so top heavy ...



bah... literalists.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

"Things to remember when dealing with a patient suffering from an acute case of Killer-Whale-On-Head (KWOH):"

Is this meant to imply that there is such an ailment as "chronic Killer-Whale-On-Head"? I would imagine not many patients survive the initial, acute attack...

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

badboypolar


quality posts: 10 Private Messages badboypolar

Can we pretend the penguins are PETA? Or is that also animal abuse?

loaba


quality posts: 26 Private Messages loaba

Was that penguin named Samuel L. Jackson by any chance? I bet he was giving some kind of motivational speech or some such.

torgospizza


quality posts: 19 Private Messages torgospizza

"Hi, Doc? I have this thing on my head..."

zzzaap


quality posts: 51 Private Messages zzzaap

What a nice hat.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

Also, thank you to whoever wrote the shirt color description, for instantly transporting me back to a happy childhood memory:

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

Alas, poor shirt.woot. I knew it well...

mattryan


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mattryan

I wish I had this shirt 14 years ago when I started my first day at Sea World.

mattryan


quality posts: 35 Private Messages mattryan

Wonders when @bassanimation will do a similar one with a mouse and kitty...

bluesluke


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bluesluke

I struggle to see how the doctor would cure his patients with a solitary fish.

JadenKale


quality posts: 162 Private Messages JadenKale
4khaos wrote:I'm bothered by the purple orca more than the penguin dressed as a doctor. Why is it purple?



Because the artist simply wanted to use purple, as it's a softer color than black?

Randy is known for using softer color palettes and for doing something less than predictable in his designs. It's why we love him.

And that's why the orca is purple.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

Are we sure this isn't an Orca visiting the dentist because he has a Penguin stuck between his teeth.

I don't know.

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

THIS IS SO FREAKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

ambushbug


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ambushbug

Pity it's not offered as a print for scrubs ...

TheSharpieOne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages TheSharpieOne

This shirt tells the world: "Call me 'It's-a-meal.'"
We call this color: Baby Blue-ga.

Really... face palm on this one.
Good shirt though, just not for me.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

write up made me giggle, which shows how much sleep I lack, nice to see the randyotter style + palette, expressions are fun all around -- even the whale.

vliam


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vliam
missmelis wrote:Also, thank you to whoever wrote the shirt color description, for instantly transporting me back to a happy childhood memory:




Tastes like chicken.

Bulnes


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Bulnes

What a goofy shirt. You can tell we are catering to children now.

Woots: twelve
Shirts: fifty five...wow.. I gotta get another hobby

KCataclysm


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KCataclysm

Free Willy? More like free meal! Unless the entire half penguin/half orca abomination's name is Willy. Then free Willy.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

From now on Shamu would like it specified in his rider: no penguins with a metal plate in their head.

Cool shirt, Randyotter. I know you make a lot of wonderfully fancy, surreal-cute designs but I dig these simpler funnies too. Some website should be paying you the big bucks for a daily dose of these. :^)

xpenguin


quality posts: 6 Private Messages xpenguin

I'll have to pay $15 for this - payday isn't until tomorrow. Sigh.

I really want this.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

Was this design previously in a derby? or might I have scored it on another site? It seems familiar somehow...

ghostofdavid


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ghostofdavid

WOO! PUMPKINS! PENGUIN DEATH PANELS!? When will the politicians end our suffering? Wait. They just did! LULZ

Suck it, Trebek.

specsmachine


quality posts: 31 Private Messages specsmachine

Cute shirt!

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Aaron! I love your sense of humor and style!

thatrobert


quality posts: 17 Private Messages thatrobert
Josephus wrote:Was this design previously in a derby? or might I have scored it on another site? It seems familiar somehow...



Exactly! That's what I was going to ask. It feels like I've seen this but maybe with a little different artwork...

Shadowhunter312


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Shadowhunter312

There is something fishy about the nurse's lack of instruments. I am also surprised the middle penguin isn't floundering about in pain. Otterwise this is a whale of a shirt that truly speaks to my sole.

...Sorry bout that, just had to take the bait.

orcadiver


quality posts: 0 Private Messages orcadiver

I suffer from Killer Whale on Penguin (KWOP) syndrome. :C

*points to his name, and then points to the fact that he instantly bought this shirt*

skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

Poor killer whale! He's suffocating from both air exposure AND penguin ingestion! Anybody know aquatic mammal Heimlich?

rebekahmunyan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rebekahmunyan

As an elementary school nurse, this was a no brainer buy! I have seen similar ailments on a daily basis!