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Elephicanswim

Speed to First Woot:
2m 7.000s
First Sucker:
elfdreamer
Last Wooter to Woot:
ajtinnirella
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 41% of Shirt Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1912

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



thetateman


quality posts: 8 Private Messages thetateman

idk why but I find this shirt more creepy than cute.

bluetuba


quality posts: 57 Private Messages bluetuba

I like this, it's quirky

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

The situation suggests pretty severe heart burn to me. An elephant AND a whole forest?

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Reminds me of this Pixar short.

DrkRonin


quality posts: 12 Private Messages DrkRonin

Ah yes the age old question, who came first the elephant or the whale..

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Is the elephant's name Jonah?

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

I see an elephant inside of whale, but so help me, I'm totally blanking on a good "Inception" riff.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Ba-dum-ching!

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

This makes me feel...very, very confused.

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

I hate to be a prickly pear, but there aren't pine trees in Africa... Unless the elephant is in a northern hemisphere zoo?

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

elfdreamer


quality posts: 3 Private Messages elfdreamer

First I said "noooooooo" and put my fingers in my eyes. And then I bought the shirt.

nond


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nond

This guy's art is too cute!

Flamingeye


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Flamingeye

An elephant in a coniferous forest? But this is a temperate zone! The elephant's tropical!

Are you suggesting elephants migrate?

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
Harui wrote:I hate to be a prickly pear, but there aren't pine trees in Africa... Unless the elephant is in a northern hemisphere zoo?



I was going to say...I'll buy the concept of an elephant inside a whale, but what's he doing standing in a forest of pine trees? It's a conundrum wrapped in an enigma.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake

An elephant that doesn't belong in a forest that doesn't belong in a whale ...

Sounds right to me!

Now for the real question ... do I make this my 100th Woot?

ruthjhodsoll


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ruthjhodsoll

I admit, I'm at a total loss... how does one respond appropriately? I'm a Pisces, so I get it... really, I do... but really? You really can't imagine a word where elephants swim? It's totally plausible..

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

Most of you are, obviously, new to this. To begin to understand, you have to ask "What could be inside the elephant?"

houseofpokemon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages houseofpokemon

The whale looks like he's slobbering. In for one!

Swordomar


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Swordomar

I'm not sure if it's just because I'm slightly intoxicated, but this shirt is immensely confusing.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

So, if an Elephant is inside a whale... what's the whale inside of?

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom
DianaSprinkle wrote:So, if an Elephant is inside a whale... what's the whale inside of?



The shirt-bearer.

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
DianaSprinkle wrote:So, if an Elephant is inside a whale... what's the whale inside of?


woolysockofdoom wrote:The shirt-bearer.



So you're saying this shirt is supposed to represent a cross-section of what's inside the human body?

No wonder my stomach has been making such weird noises lately.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

bitman


quality posts: 13 Private Messages bitman

One more nit to pick, as if this shirt needed more, is this: whales don't spray water, they spray air. Whales breath air, and that hole in the back of their heads is actually their nose, so that spray you see is really them exhaling air through the surface of the ocean.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Darwin, you got some 'splaining to do.

ndikol


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ndikol

thanks guys :D

jenniheslop


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jenniheslop

Third shirt bought for boyf's Xmas, at this rate he will have a very uniformed pile of gifts to open. Maybe I will put them in giant boxes or make a pogo-stick shape out of cardboard tubes and stuff a shirt into that...

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

So THAT's how they do it...

My Colours: 6 Black, 9 Asphalt, 7 Cranberry, 4 Royal Blue, 10 Navy, 7 Silver, 7 Grass, 2 Orange, 2 Kelly Green, 8 Brown, 1 White, 2 Lemon, 7 Baby Blue, 3 Cream, 2 Heather Gray, 5 Olive, 1 Pink, 1 Eggplant

Last 12 of 85: Little Dreams, Black and White, Fall, I'm not prickley on the inside..., Released, Nature Owl, Mirror Mirror, The Last Day, Playful Foxes Remix, My Special Day, My Special Day Tote, Circuit-ulatory System Remix

mattryan


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mattryan

Wait... whales eat elephants? and mountains? and trees? and... *raises eye brow* My entire elementary school science education has been a LIE!!!!

mattryan


quality posts: 41 Private Messages mattryan
woolysockofdoom wrote:Most of you are, obviously, new to this. To begin to understand, you have to ask "What could be inside the elephant?"



A squirrel in the artic building a snowman.

euphoricmix


quality posts: 0 Private Messages euphoricmix

An elephant in a whale... I can buy that. But, an elephant by coniferous trees... That is just crazy.

walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

hahaha! Its amazing! Congrats ndikol!

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg
ruthjhodsoll wrote:I admit, I'm at a total loss... how does one respond appropriately? I'm a Pisces, so I get it... really, I do... but really? You really can't imagine a word where elephants swim? It's totally plausible..



Of course elephants can swim - quite well, in fact.
I wager that elephant would make out much better in the ocean than that whale would in the savannah.

specsmachine


quality posts: 31 Private Messages specsmachine

It's a whale imagining he's an elephant? Very cute!

SeanFishsticks


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SeanFishsticks

Good for you Mr. Whale. That's one fantastic full body tattoo you have there. Bravo.

jai151


quality posts: 8 Private Messages jai151
SeanFishsticks wrote:Good for you Mr. Whale. That's one fantastic full body tattoo you have there. Bravo.



As tempted as this may make you, I warn you quite strongly to NOT look up elephant tattoos on the internet.

People do bad things with the trunk...

pawat


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pawat

Does this have anything to do with the flood situation in Thailand? You know, a lot of Thai people are using whale picture much like this as their profile picture on Facebook these days.

alanlucas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages alanlucas
paigeg wrote:Of course elephants can swim - quite well, in fact.
I wager that elephant would make out much better in the ocean than that whale would in the savannah.



Apparently they can't swim well enough to get away from whales.

Seriously, though. Best shirt I've seen here in yonks. Might buy one for my wife AND myself.

Shadowhunter312


quality posts: 5 Private Messages Shadowhunter312

C'mon guys! It's clear that the elephant's whale must have a leak and is sinking so he is trying to bail the water out through the blowhole.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I know an old woman who swallowed a fly...

...I don't know why she swallowed a fly...

...perhaps she'll die.