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I hope a disembodied hand lands on that bread to make a more substantial lunch, because a tomato sandwich? I've got a bad feeling about that.

heimdallshorn wrote:If only this was Apron.Woot, I would wear this in the kitchen every damn day.

Agreed, 100% Awesome shirt! And future apron...?

midgerock wrote:scotch and ice maybe but never scotch and water. only cheap bars water down their liquor. But with all honesty I don't really drink. I am silly little hairy pixie riding rainbows and unicorns.

LSD, then?

And I recognize the kitty's expression. Love it on red, the clutter makes me think the kitty does a lot of baking.

Re: Anthropomorphic Smoothie

I wonder if this is what Walmazan sees when he makes a smoothie? :-X

Re: The Usual Suspects

Mayhem in the kitchen! Who could have committed this horrendous crime?!

Re: My Drunk Kitchen

The drunk toaster.... awesome!

fablefire wrote:Thanks! Yeah after talking to you actually, I got curious about the new theme. Saw it and couldn't help it. =)

Gonna hurt tomorrow but I think this one is worth it. XD

Welcome, and congrats on the fog after a bit of an absence from the derby. =)

Re: Milk, the other 99%

Should be the 2% anyway. ;)

Re: Bake It So!

I'm not familiar with the reference... but the "Engage" on the apron just wins it for me.

+1

By the way, this is a reference to Homer Simpson's climbing of the Murderhorn.

It's an obscure reference, I know, but I love that episode.

Re: I only eat food in bar form.

Re: Bake It So!

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

Re: Isn't it delicious

Terrific!

Re: This was a triumph

Enjoy cake, after all, it's for science.

Re: Bake It So!

I need this shirt! My job is baking food all day, so I bake it so for a living. lol

Re: This was a triumph

If this doesn't win, I will be extremely dissapointed.

Re: Makin' Bread

I love this and want one.

*knead knead knead*

Re: Family breakfast

complementary video?

Re: Cooking 101

I voted while eating milk chocolate & bacon.

MaryESP wrote:Wait, do people really put salt on bacon?

I know this is nitpickish, but now I'm genuinely curious (I grew up in a health-nut family).

I've actually had to put butter (well, butter substitute spread stuff) on bacon lately since the last batch I got is really dry and not providing ample grease of itself.

I feel dirty doing it.

buttering the bacon.

but sometimes it must be done.

Re: Kitchen Helper

Like the cat, the theme- don't like the text a whole lot. Would love to see the shedding cat in the kitchen, sans text.

Apparently, I need to work on my thumbnails! I'm just learning Illustrator, and this is my first shirt.woot submission. I guess I thought I should give it a try. Well, I know I need to work on the thumbnail! Next time, I guess.

smklung wrote:When the "no stars wars" rule isn't in effect in a derby that derby becomes a stars wars derby.

Probably because star wars is banned for so long that everyone has to get it out of their system

orevvero wrote:I like to call it chocolate toast :D

Nice!

ultimatejeff wrote:Makes me think of Calvin and Hobbes when Calvin was always battling with his monstrous food.

Good Call Jeff!

Re: Rise Up

A movement I can get behind.

mom2kate wrote:Glad to see you got it done!!

Thanks, with all that has been going on lately, I wasn't sure I'd get this in. It doesn't look like it's doing very well though. I wonder what I'm doing wrong here...

I like it, but what I don't get are the colours. I would likely buy this for a guy, most of the guys I know wouldn't love the colour choices.

Re: This was a triumph

Pleasepleaseplease print this somewhere else if it doesn't win. Or else I shall send a swarm of turrets to invade your pants.

wendall911 wrote:Can't vote for this? Not much of a Derby...

You can't vote until you've made a purchase from one of the woot! sites.

Re: The College Citchen

Is there a reason you chose to spell kitchen with a "c"?

Re: Swedish Chef

Yeah I don't think that by anyone else would get that it is a reference to the muppets due to the overworked face

yankeebird wrote:Holy crap this is terrible. I apologize for my rudeness, but there's no other way to say it.

Umm....why? I did this with a swollen finger, using free versions of paintbrush and pages. I apologize for my sloppiness, but its my first time. Please explain your reasons.

Re: Build-A-Wife Workshop

Hilarious +1

I don't think this goes too far at all, I'm a woman with some curves and I love it.

Re: Cute Has A Flavor

I must openly admit that I'm entertained that your piece is sprinkles.

rainbowconfetti wrote:Yeah I don't think that by anyone else would get that it is a reference to the muppets due to the overworked face

Okay, I understand the confusion here... This is a parody of the Muppet not because it's supposed to represent the physical puppet (other than the presence of his nonsensical catchphrase), but because it's an actual Swedish chef, hence the Swedish meatball, flag, flag themed clothing, and the pale skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes. If I wanted it to look like the puppet, I would have done that, but if that was the case, I would have just done Link, since he seems to be more popular in the kitchen than Rachel Ray handing out $100 bills.

artgirl929 wrote:Love the concept, love the less than obvious reference. Great job.

I totally agree about the less than obvious reference. I really hate when people have to put so many words on their shirt to explain the humor behind it. This is perfect!

ambergreen wrote:I think that would freak out every kid I know.

You say that like it is a bad thing.

geneotype wrote:My first sub here. I apologize in advance if the sophmoric humor offends anyone.

I love it. Sophmoric humor is not always a bad thing when done right, and this was done right!

Re: Follow the Crumbs Trail

Anything cookie monster or grover GMV! We need more grover!

Re: Dangerous Discovery RE-SUB

Much better