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Back when I was a kid, I used to pedal my bicycle for miles (google maps tells me now it was 4.3 miles each way) to play Pac Man at the closest convenience store. I memorized a pattern that was good through the fourth key. I don't really remember how far I ever really got, but I could spend almost as much time on a quarter as it took to bike there!
Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.