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Family Breakfast

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
First Sucker:
sodakar
Last Wooter to Woot:
beavba
Last Purchase:
7 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 37% of Shirt Woots
Top 27% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
19837

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 18% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

2 eggs for 3 people? That is a meager breakfast...

nakhladog


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nakhladog

Missed blue milk opportunity

icemanforlife


quality posts: 3 Private Messages icemanforlife

Awesome shirt

icemanforlife


quality posts: 3 Private Messages icemanforlife

Awesome shirt

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Does Vader have to sometimes "force" his kids to eat their breakfast?


*drum riff*

conhopper


quality posts: 19 Private Messages conhopper

Somehow, this reminded me more of V for Vendetta than Star Wars.

must be the apron.

derp

Medicfrost


quality posts: 51 Private Messages Medicfrost

He looks like a much better cook than Aunt Beru.

bpr2


quality posts: 181 Private Messages bpr2

What concerns me in this case is that your t-shirt will clearly be trading off the established Lucasfilm character (after all, you would not have created your version of the character if Star Wars was not such a huge success) - to me it therefore seems quite plausible that Lucasfilm would see your actions as diluting the brand and infringing their merchandising rights.

that was fun while it lasted!

cclemone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cclemone
gricomet wrote:2 eggs for 3 people? That is a meager breakfast...



I'll just assume it's a small pan that only allows 2 eggs at a time. The rest of the eggs are in a safe location waiting to be cooked.

bluejester wrote:Does Vader have to sometimes "force" his kids to eat their breakfast?


*drum riff*



I'm guessing that would be called "force feed"...

miken927


quality posts: 122 Private Messages miken927

One should not wear a cape while cooking at the stove -- serious fire hazzard.


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I Bet on Sky

bmw66x


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bmw66x

It's a great shirt. Honest. I laughed.

But I just cannot support Ramy, being that the dude always wins here.

Next time! May the force be with you!

I'm Bryan. Nice to meet you, Wooter.

meandsecoya


quality posts: 11 Private Messages meandsecoya

I have to admit, I squealed when I saw this made it (not that I had any doubt, really) because I really wanted to get it for my husband for Christmas. Congrats to the designer! I know a lot of people think there were things that could have been done differently/better, but I'm happy with it and think he did a great job.

phantombeggar


quality posts: 0 Private Messages phantombeggar
nakhladog wrote:Missed blue milk opportunity



When life hands you lemons, Force Squeeze the life out of them.

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

"Use the Fork, Luke!"

kissman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kissman

There's really nothing like Force squeezed orange juice in the morning.

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

I think you mean "World's Worst Dad."

davetd02


quality posts: 0 Private Messages davetd02

Only Lord Vader would use metal utensils on a non-stick pan. Everyone else knows to use plastic or silicone.

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
gricomet wrote:2 eggs for 3 people? That is a meager breakfast...



Well, there's no place setting (or chair, for that matter) for Mr. Vader, so his doctor probably recommends a cholesterol-free diet of sorts that would prevent him from breaking his fast with his children.

putdowntheducky


quality posts: 9 Private Messages putdowntheducky

I'll admit it: the writeup actually made me tear up. I hate tragic stories...

jmart251


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jmart251

good one. In for 1!

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

I'm no art critic, but I'm happy to see something in a less cartoony-cute, relatively more realistic style from ramyb. Nice job on this one, Ramy.

And nice job on the write-up, Woot... it somehow gives me chills and warm fuzzies all at the same time!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

ilta


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ilta

spoiler!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
Medicfrost wrote:He looks like a much better cook than Aunt Beru.

yeah, everything she touches is burnt to a crisp.

move along

wishlish


quality posts: 1 Private Messages wishlish

When does Lucas add this scene to the Blu-Ray?

adventuresofray.com

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis

I thought I had no intention of buying this, but then I realized it might be perfect for my boyfriend. He has a son and a daughter (though they're not twins), enjoys a good breakfast, and loves Star Wars (that's a firm requirement for any guy I date). I'm thinking it would make a nice pairing with the complete saga on blu-ray, which I might (okay, almost certainly will) get him for Christmas. Hope this one doesn't sell out at $10 - I need some time to think about it!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

missmelis


quality posts: 20 Private Messages missmelis
j5 wrote:yeah, everything she touches is burnt to a crisp.


Oohhhh, BUURRRRN!!

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11
missmelis wrote:I thought I had no intention of buying this, but then I realized it might be perfect for my boyfriend. He has a son and a daughter (though they're not twins), enjoys a good breakfast, and loves Star Wars (that's a firm requirement for any guy I date). I'm thinking it would make a nice pairing with the complete saga on blu-ray, which I might (okay, almost certainly will) get him for Christmas. Hope this one doesn't sell out at $10 - I need some time to think about it!



Don't think--do. If you think about purchasing a shirt, you'll find you wanted it all along.

seans113


quality posts: 1 Private Messages seans113

We would be honored if you would join us... for breakfast.

thrincold


quality posts: 1 Private Messages thrincold

I wonder if he makes death star shaped pancakes for Leia?

Narfcake


quality posts: 279 Private Messages Narfcake
missmelis wrote:Hope this one doesn't sell out at $10 - I need some time to think about it!



With the new 6k limit, I doubt it.

On another note, since the editors decided to HM the previous derby's turbunny, I unvoted this. Which means no purchase from me tonight.

On the other hand, if you're still indecisive, flip a coin ...

caffienekitty


quality posts: 3 Private Messages caffienekitty

That write-up might be the best Vader character-study fanfic I've ever read. Of course, I haven't actually read any others, but the writing is really solid.

arrrrgh


quality posts: 3 Private Messages arrrrgh
Narfcake wrote:On another note, since the editors decided to HM the previous derby's turbunny, I unvoted this.



What does that mean? It sounds like you are speaking in some secret code.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
meepee wrote:I think you mean "World's Worst Dad."



he got his apron from Zazzle

move along

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Leia prefers to wear the Cinnabons instead of eating them.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
arrrrgh wrote:What does that mean? It sounds like you are speaking in some secret code.



the editors picked a derivative design featuring a turtle and a bunny in the honorable mentions of the last derby.

move along

Starion


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Starion

I knew if this shirt made it, I'd have to grab it, no question.

It did, and I did. Grats to ramyb. I think half my shirts have come from you. -_-' lol

niftydrumdude


quality posts: 8 Private Messages niftydrumdude

I like my eggs dark side up.

wootchawant


quality posts: 67 Private Messages wootchawant

i'll bet he hates it when his kids make their sandwiches in the shapes of millennium falcons instead of tie fighters and put them in their kids.woot lunchboxes with the alliance-heavy artwork...

so wootchawootchawootchawant?! you're so funny with that money that you flaunt...