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+5 Sword of Critical Hits

Speed to First Woot:
1m 4.000s
First Sucker:
morachi
Last Wooter to Woot:
Arsdenyl
Last Purchase:
5 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 50% of Shirt Woots
Top 19% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3287

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
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Quality Posts



Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Cool design! Goes well with this IMO.

jgermanis


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jgermanis

This is pretty nerdy, even for me.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

I dig the creepy "Eye of Sauron meets Cthulu" emblem near the hilt.

Robtangle


quality posts: 20 Private Messages Robtangle

I was about to buy this shirt, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

3blackbelt3


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 3blackbelt3

I imagine it might be difficult to roll that die since it's attached to the hilt. Perhaps its detachable?

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer
bluejester wrote:I dig the creepy "Eye of Sauron meets Cthulu" emblem near the hilt.



I think that's The Beholder staring out from the base of the hilt?

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba
bluejester wrote:I dig the creepy "Eye of Sauron meets Cthulu" emblem near the hilt.



That's a beholder Baby New Year!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

thisniss


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thisniss
spilzer wrote:I think that's The Beholder staring out from the base of the hilt?



The Beholder is almost enough to make me buy yet another gamer geek shirt for my kiddo. For his 10th birthday, he asked me to make his cake in the shape of a Beholder. Yipes.

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz
bluejester wrote:I dig the creepy "Eye of Sauron meets Cthulu" emblem near the hilt.



Looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster to me.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 87 Private Messages Thirdbase9

A critical hit to my wallet, and a failure of my will save to not buy the shirt.

I don't know.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Woah! Just read the Wear This Shirt and the This shirt tells the world section of the write up.

Feelin' a little frisky/risque' tonight are we woot writers?

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

mistamoose


quality posts: 30 Private Messages mistamoose

Really creative. The positioning is also quite nice, too. Digging this one.

shisharka


quality posts: 3 Private Messages shisharka

"I want four" button needed for hubby and our 3 gamer boys, please!!!

marisano


quality posts: 2 Private Messages marisano

Hahaha! The sword of Bad Arse.

leopoldmozart


quality posts: 7 Private Messages leopoldmozart

Meh. I like DnD, but I'll pass. I was hoping for more text... or something more DnD related than a d20 stuck on the hilt.

I'd rather just have the sword.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I spy STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA on the hilt. Strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Did I get it right?

morachi


quality posts: 5 Private Messages morachi

Awesome game night shirt but not so obviously geeky you can't wear it out in public.

yodboy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages yodboy

Nice design. In for one. This would have made a good long sleeved t-shirt option.

yuqimao


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yuqimao

If the dice doesn't detach, then I don't want to be stuck rolling a 7 or 14... I feel like I never did well with those rolls... I guess I wouldn't mind rolling 14 all of the time, but I might not do too hot on my next quest of dragon-slaying if I keep on rolling 7s...

Edit:

I do really like the design of the shirt... lol...

MigratingCoconut


quality posts: 2 Private Messages MigratingCoconut

It's not +9 vs Ogres so I'll have to pass.

yuqimao


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yuqimao
tomcall wrote:I spy STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA on the hilt. Strength, dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, and charisma. Did I get it right?



I would've liked it to have said 18 underneath each of those abbreviations... Then I might just walk on water...

bermanator820


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bermanator820

The text is too small to read.

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

This sword is not curved. Not. Curved.

yuqimao


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yuqimao
woolysockofdoom wrote:This sword is not curved. Not. Curved.



Are you looking for a scimitar?

yuqimao


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yuqimao
bermanator820 wrote:The text is too small to read.



If you click on the picture and click on "right" button on the very right side of the picture, it takes you to a more close-up view of the design right around the hilt with the Beholder and the Stat abbreviations...

I guess it's still kind of small though...

vonbroner


quality posts: 1 Private Messages vonbroner

The rolling of that 20-sided die has cut off many a limb in it's day...

gogotw


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gogotw

I don't play D&D and probably wouldn't wear the shirt for that fact, but I have to give props for the pencils along the crossbar. Genius.

yuqimao


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yuqimao
gogotw wrote:I don't play D&D and probably wouldn't wear the shirt for that fact, but I have to give props for the pencils along the crossbar. Genius.



Good thing the sword came with two pencils... One for the dungeon master, and the other one for the designated map man/cartographer.

Brilliant!

csblakebrough


quality posts: 0 Private Messages csblakebrough

Nice, but change that sword to a 'Highlander' MacLeod Broadsword, then i'll buy it!!

GrimRealism


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GrimRealism

EPIC Design. From an avid 3.5 gamer each and every weekend, this is a must for the shirt drawer. I shall wear it proudly while slaying the evil Goblins of Dreevin's Dungeon. Love the bio blurb as well. Thank you for an amazing table top inspired shirt!

Fuzzympb


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Fuzzympb

I'm just sorry I won't have it in time to wear to my next game session.
Too Damn Cool.

darianwiccan


quality posts: 4 Private Messages darianwiccan
GrimRealism wrote:EPIC Design. From an avid 3.5 gamer each and every weekend, this is a must for the shirt drawer. I shall wear it proudly while slaying the evil Goblins of Dreevin's Dungeon. Love the bio blurb as well. Thank you for an amazing table top inspired shirt!



*spits* A pox upon those who designed 3/3.5/4! I'm busily writing up a campaign for 2nd ed rules. THAC0 for the win!

P.S. LOVE the shirt!

x 15

walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Dave!

Awesome design!

xninjagrrl


quality posts: 7 Private Messages xninjagrrl

Whew. Finally a shirt too dorky to buy. Thought I was going to go broke this month.

Pros: The pills were there.
Cons: So was the tank.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

I give the writeup a +5 from the font of literary tongue-cheekiness.

Eta: the tavern owner (or whatever) evokes Miracle Max.

move along

mamere94


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mamere94
Robtangle wrote:I was about to buy this shirt, but then I took an arrow to the knee.



Heh heh. I'm not even remotely a gamer, but my teen is and he's mentioned this enough I actually understand it.

help! Since I'm NOT into any of these games, I don't know... is this a direct and specific D&D shirt, or does it have generic parts that would be appropriate for someone who plays these games in general but not that specific game? It's a style the kid would like, but if it is only for D&D then I don't think he'd wear it.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

A great gift for fat guys!

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

So does this sword have an increased crit range or does it do massive criticals? *scratches belly*