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Kneaders gotta knead.

so happy this got printed. and won #1.

if it helps any... I have a pretty big torso, average assets, usually wear XL womens or M mens (not loose) and the Dark Knight shirt I bought in medium mens fit like a glove. Not too tight but not too loose. Though that's before washing.

zootietoo wrote:if my wife comfortably wears an XL in standard (mens?) t shirts what "W" size is she?

As a female who leans towards men's L and XL, they don't have a comparable women's size (I've got a drawerful of women's woot tees to prove it). Unless she likes them tight, then she's golden.

Nice!

I think I'm mandated to get this shirt now:

"Wear this shirt: with Dinah. It doesn’t matter if it’s Dinah from Alice in Wonderland or Dinah from the second half of “I’ve Been Working On The Railroad” because you’ll have both covered."

Dinah is my cat. o____o

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166223_137831462942961_100001483241939_235829_1619711_n.jpg

gswarriors4life wrote:There's no way people wear cat shirts. Really? Now I as semi-new fellow wooter accept my nerdiness but this is a bit overboard. I mean cats aren't even fun or cool. Ever.

This is my first and last negative comment I promise. Cats just bug me.

This was a very unwise comment to post on the internet.

seahokedrama wrote:Nope- it's bread not biscuits!

Want proof- you'll never see a cat eat a biscuit. If they don't eat them why would they make them?


It is bread- and I will pout until you agree with me.

Urm, my cats eat biscuits.

bluejester wrote:Okay, after having seen this in two seperate derbies, I feel inclined to ask now:

Please some one explain the gag to me? What's the subtext?

Happy Angel

gswarriors4life wrote:There's no way people wear cat shirts. Really? Now I as semi-new fellow wooter accept my nerdiness but this is a bit overboard. I mean cats aren't even fun or cool. Ever.

This is my first and last negative comment I promise. Cats just bug me.

Blasphemy.

http://mashable.com/2010/10/21/why-does-the-web-love-cats/

ChaosDoctor07 wrote:

Also, my first thoughts went to this. I dare you to not smile. I. Dare. You.

I want that gif!! Rrrrr!

very cute! congrats ochopika!!

Hooray, ocho'! I like how nicely observed this idea is. It's weird as hell but makes perfect sense to anyone who's ever owned a cat.

^__^

I'd really like to see this one in an apron!

Kitty has Solar Paws!

(Look up "solar hands" if you don't get it.)

Another shining example of an adorable shirt I *would* buy if it weren't bright, bright red. Worse...t-shirt color...evar. Like, oh my glob.

jeremy5626 wrote:I'd really like to see this one in an apron!

That's exactly what I was thinking!

i told my mom that this was a 5 * item x 10000000 on my list this morning at 5 am but i was also pretty drunk. that doesn't change my opinion that this is an amazing shirt even if i refer to it as making biscuits to my boyfriend who is perplexed that his friend and i are the only two he's heard call it that.

ChaosDoctor07 wrote:

Also, my first thoughts went to this. I dare you to not smile. I. Dare. You.

I'm pretty mesmerized.

Sorry....................but ick, ick, ick....who wants bread with cat hair in it.

bluegoose1 wrote:Sorry....................but ick, ick, ick....who wants bread with cat hair in it.

And here I've come to think that cat hair was one of the four food groups.

was I the only person who's first thought was Yeast Infection?

In for one, just too cute. I wish I could have a kitty, but I allergic to them, and can't afford the $7,000 for hypoallergenic kitties.

I'll have to settle for another shirt I guess.

CowboyDann wrote:Shoulda' been Makin' Muffins. Alliteration is the best.

But muffins should be gently mixed, not kneaded.

Hey, wait one gosh darn second!

CONDITION: Warm

Does this mean if my shirt DOESN'T arrive warm Ill be offered compensation? Cause...I'd love me some kitties...

Red shirt, not siamese cat.. In for one anyway due to its awesome.

seahokedrama wrote:This would be perfect for my wife if she wore this kind of tee... which she doesn't!

She bakes and likes cats.



When I was a kid- my family became adopted by a stray kitten. (we had two adult cats)- all three cats were male.

The kitten became very attached to one of the older cats and used to try succling from his nipples- purring and making the kneeding motion on the older cats tummy.

Suprirsingly this did not result in the stuffing being beat out of him but was tolerated well.

Heh. We've got one cat who took over mothering when kittens came in to our house. Luckily, there've been no more kittens in years, but there is one who still has at it, even though he's five years old. I took this picture last month.

Do they make this shirt in cat-sized? It'd be perfect for our Inara. She LOVES helping make bread!

kevin0425 wrote:I would disagree. Cats are actually doing this to test your organs for weaknesses (in order to try and kill you when you're sleeping, reading the paper, etc)

Cats are hell-bent on world domination and the subjugation of humanity to their insidious will. Cats are inherently evil. Period. No, yours isn't different.

One would argue they already have taken over

Yay, congrats, Ochipika! So glad to see this win, and take first at that! Awesome :D.

Where are the whiskers?

you winn!

inkycatz wrote:I'm pretty mesmerized.

you winn!

awesome!!! voted for this one!!! got one as soon as i saw it was available for my daughter! good job!

Bouncing!

The bouncing button makes me want the shirt D:

I would love this on an apron... just saying.

The button is bouncing! Dare I say, a near sell out? Congrats!!

First Day Sale: 5770

Totally get it! Cats rock!

Love it love it!