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I simply love the amazing range of colors.

Chuck Norris only has to look and the line would straighten up for him.

CHEST HAIR!

Reminded of cassette tapes gone horribly wrong, and yet still connected. Works for me.

wibbley wobbley, timey wimey?

This shirt's goal is summarized in three words: John. F-ing. Madden.

Is that the map of Los Angeles highways?

Ha! I can achieve happiness by simply folding the shirt!

I prefer This When I'm looking for a you->happiness shirt.

Really cute, but I have way too many blue Woot shirts. I want more variety people!!!

The dark side of my personality now wants to design a version in which the scribble turns into a noose.

So apparently, there is only one path to finding happiness, be it a lengthy one.

I'm almost one of those "Don't wear this" people...

Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.

When life gives you lemons, cheat!

zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.

It's 1 am on the East coast...

Those sqwiggly lines are a fair depiction of how my insides feel after several years working retail.

Either that or the aftermath of a trip to Taco Bell.

AKrotkov wrote:When life gives you lemons, cheat!

I hate you for beating me to this...

This is what scissors are for.

I hate both of you for beating me to this..

kkcryptic wrote:I hate you for beating me to this...

Hard to tell the exact distance without wearing the shirt, but based on the picture, I'd say that "happiness" is located about a foot too high. Well, unless you order a size or two too large.

The Google version looks a little different.

spilzer wrote:The Google version looks a little different.

Similarly, Michigan takes you to Hell and Paradise.

Can we get v-necks?

Now THAT is a pessimistic shirt.

zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.

I wondered about this in the past, but then I realized: the East coast is asleep right now.

If I understand it correctly, this shirt is making an existential statement, one that says, "You and Happiness exist on opposite sides of a very large dust bunny."

ApeLad wrote:I wondered about this in the past, but then I realized: the East coast is asleep right now.

Some of us anyway

zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.

All the genes dreaming of happiness have moved West.

zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.

Maybe people east of the Mississippi are in bed?

spilzer wrote:The Google version looks a little different.

"This road has tolls".

True dat.

schni wrote:All the genes dreaming of happiness have moved West.

That's where all the hope and change is...

I wonder if there was a misspelling...

...looks more like distance between ewe and happiness!...

I so wish this wasn't my life right now. OTL

Surviving the World meets Google maps?

penthus wrote:I so wish this wasn't my life right now. OTL

boy i decorateing hear that right now =\

Oh look, Woot is selling a T-Shirt about my life.

thaskaman wrote:boy i decorateing hear that right now =\

...what?

thaskaman wrote:boy i decorateing hear that right now =\

Trying to follow this is like trying to follow the map on the shirt...

It seems awfully difficult to trace your way to happiness, isn't it?