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Hard, but not impossible

Speed to First Woot:
1m 16.000s
First Sucker:
Loaky
Last Wooter to Woot:
bgreetco
Last Purchase:
15 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 49% of Shirt Woots
Top 20% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2259

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Quality Posts



87gn


quality posts: 5 Private Messages 87gn

I simply love the amazing range of colors.

dmgenesis


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dmgenesis

Chuck Norris only has to look and the line would straighten up for him.

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 110 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

CHEST HAIR!

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

Reminded of cassette tapes gone horribly wrong, and yet still connected. Works for me.

Indig0m00nster


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Indig0m00nster

wibbley wobbley, timey wimey?

Twintop


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Twintop

This shirt's goal is summarized in three words: John. F-ing. Madden.

GO WOLF PACK!

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Is that the map of Los Angeles highways?

joemail11


quality posts: 34 Private Messages joemail11

Ha! I can achieve happiness by simply folding the shirt!

Null537


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Null537

I prefer This When I'm looking for a you->happiness shirt.

dpiercy85


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dpiercy85

Really cute, but I have way too many blue Woot shirts. I want more variety people!!!

silveri


quality posts: 1 Private Messages silveri

The dark side of my personality now wants to design a version in which the scribble turns into a noose.

pi2014


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pi2014

So apparently, there is only one path to finding happiness, be it a lengthy one.

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

I'm almost one of those "Don't wear this" people...

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.

AKrotkov


quality posts: 1 Private Messages AKrotkov

When life gives you lemons, cheat!

renegadetim


quality posts: 12 Private Messages renegadetim
zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.



It's 1 am on the East coast...

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Those sqwiggly lines are a fair depiction of how my insides feel after several years working retail.

Either that or the aftermath of a trip to Taco Bell.

kkcryptic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kkcryptic
AKrotkov wrote:When life gives you lemons, cheat!



I hate you for beating me to this...

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 83 Private Messages Thirdbase9

This is what scissors are for.

I don't know.

gravityisweak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages gravityisweak

I hate both of you for beating me to this..

kkcryptic wrote:I hate you for beating me to this...



UltramaticOrange


quality posts: 0 Private Messages UltramaticOrange

Hard to tell the exact distance without wearing the shirt, but based on the picture, I'd say that "happiness" is located about a foot too high. Well, unless you order a size or two too large.

spilzer


quality posts: 119 Private Messages spilzer

The Google version looks a little different.

UltramaticOrange


quality posts: 0 Private Messages UltramaticOrange
spilzer wrote:The Google version looks a little different.



Similarly, Michigan takes you to Hell and Paradise.

neonenergy


quality posts: 2 Private Messages neonenergy

Can we get v-necks?

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

Now THAT is a pessimistic shirt.

ApeLad


quality posts: 37 Private Messages ApeLad
zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.



I wondered about this in the past, but then I realized: the East coast is asleep right now.

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek

If I understand it correctly, this shirt is making an existential statement, one that says, "You and Happiness exist on opposite sides of a very large dust bunny."

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond
ApeLad wrote:I wondered about this in the past, but then I realized: the East coast is asleep right now.



Some of us anyway

schni


quality posts: 4 Private Messages schni
zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.



All the genes dreaming of happiness have moved West.

annespeck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages annespeck
zekecatz wrote:Does this have some special connotation for the West coast? Seems almost all the sales are west of the Mississippi.



Maybe people east of the Mississippi are in bed?

annespeck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages annespeck
spilzer wrote:The Google version looks a little different.



"This road has tolls".

True dat.

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321
schni wrote:All the genes dreaming of happiness have moved West.



That's where all the hope and change is...

HAMMER TIME!!!

JCamp4321


quality posts: 9 Private Messages JCamp4321

I wonder if there was a misspelling...

...looks more like distance between ewe and happiness!...

HAMMER TIME!!!

penthus


quality posts: 3 Private Messages penthus

I so wish this wasn't my life right now. OTL

vaprrenon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages vaprrenon

Surviving the World meets Google maps?

Carolyn Severs

thaskaman


quality posts: 15 Private Messages thaskaman
penthus wrote:I so wish this wasn't my life right now. OTL



boy i decorateing hear that right now =\

TheTexasTwister


quality posts: 10 Private Messages TheTexasTwister

Oh look, Woot is selling a T-Shirt about my life.

ShadowDragoonFTW


quality posts: 5 Private Messages ShadowDragoonFTW
thaskaman wrote:boy i decorateing hear that right now =\



...what?

yuqimao


quality posts: 3 Private Messages yuqimao
thaskaman wrote:boy i decorateing hear that right now =\



Trying to follow this is like trying to follow the map on the shirt...

It seems awfully difficult to trace your way to happiness, isn't it?