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Oh, right, it's glamored armor, so it isn't really cloth armor, it just looks like it. It's really a suit of something like +2 Full Plate, or more likely +5 Breastplate. Although then the language about "mithril cotton" and "adamantine threading" is confusing. So maybe it's actually padded armor? Who in their right mind wear's padded???

Ok, maybe I'm over-thinking this a little...

But... don't the rules say "No text only designs. You must have a graphical element"?

lightaria wrote:But... don't the rules say "No text only designs. You must have a graphical element"?

I take it you didn't see the border-lines around the stats?

mpasquale wrote:Oh, right, it's glamored armor, so it isn't really cloth armor, it just looks like it. It's really a suit of something like +2 Full Plate, or more likely +5 Breastplate. Although then the language about "mithril cotton" and "adamantine threading" is confusing. So maybe it's actually padded armor? Who in their right mind wear's padded???

Ok, maybe I'm over-thinking this a little...

My Ranger would consider it, but he likes his +3 Hide mo' better.

Pennyforth wrote:Define "Dwarvish sweatshop". The only thing that dwarves would genuinely consider an adverse working condition is crafting items for an enemy while enslaved. Anything less, and the complaining dwarf would simply be dubbed a wee Mary by his fellow craftsmen and set to sweeping floors in the workshops.

And to everyone complaining about the non-pocket pocket--obviously, the pocket of holding requires a command word to open and close the aperture. If you do not receive a slip of scroll bearing the command word with your order, feel free to contact shirt.woot customer service or your local Aurora's Whole Realms Catalog representative.

Brilliant! Cotton Armor, Inc. would like to hire you for our marketing department.

No one cares about the stinky, dirty dwarven folk.

i would of bought one but falsely advertising a pocket, and elvish = elven maybe next time good try though.

Great win, congrats TR!

This seems like excellent convention wear, as well as for game night, shopping at your local Wizards Chest, or perhaps a well concealed under-chainmail garment when LARPing.

I went LARPing in a cave once... ::shudder:: Just the once. o_o

dipdac wrote:Anybody else remember when -X AC was good as opposed to +X?

Guess I am too old for this shirt.

Yep. I stopped at 2nd Edition, which was probably the last time that Imagination(tm) was still required to play the game, rather than micromanaging rules dictating every aspect.

Spiritgreen wrote:I went LARPing in a cave once...

...With a box of SCRAPS!

'Kay, I'm done. Thanks for the aid action, Sg!

I'd buy one in a girly tee if it would fit my boobs. Can Woot please look into slightly larger girly tees so that I *can* get one to fit my boobs? I'm really getting tired of wearing men's t-shirts when I would normally fit quite fine in a size L-XL girly tee if it wasn't for...you know.

I used to have a shirt like this, then I took an arrow to the knee.

ThunderThighs wrote:The pocket is a lie.

Quality Post!

SO excited this is the one you guys chose to start this weekend! You've made 2 boys Christmases much happier! Can't wait to give them.

this won? it looked like a text only design to me..

If one was adept at slight of hand it could be really fun to pretend-use the bonus pocket of holding.

This will be awesome to wear to my next gaming session

dipdac wrote:Anybody else remember when -X AC was good as opposed to +X?

Guess I am too old for this shirt.

2nd ed. 3.0 is the beginning of 10+ AC

dipdac wrote:Anybody else remember when -X AC was good as opposed to +X?

Guess I am too old for this shirt.

Hey, that's *why* I bought the shirt. I figured that the shirt would make me easier to hit, so my poor lil players who never seem to be able to kill even one kobold would at least be able to claim a victory.

First Day Sales: 3499

Last wooter to woot: farnswaggle
Last purchase time: Friday, December 16, 2011, 11:59:58 PM Central Time
Order pace: 0m 24.692s
Woot wage: $2,500.09
Woots sold: 3499

First and last days sales - 3499

tgentry wrote:It seems lawyers don’t understand D&D jokes, so unfortunately we won’t be able to do ongoing sales on this tee.

EEP! This doesn't sound like it's going to end well.

tgentry wrote:It seems lawyers don’t understand D&D jokes, so unfortunately we won’t be able to do ongoing sales on this tee.

But those of us who already bought it will still get our orders, I hope.

tgentry wrote:It seems lawyers don’t understand D&D jokes, so unfortunately we won’t be able to do ongoing sales on this tee.

Oh... well, disregard my service request wondering why the shirt isn't for sale. Dude.

white tundra frost?

I don't see anything on the shirt itself that is D&D specific as opposed to just generic RPG info.

Now mention of Mordenkainen in the description is a bit of a no-no, but I don't see what that couldn't just be edited and everyone move on.

SJPadbury wrote:I don't see anything on the shirt itself that is D&D specific as opposed to just generic RPG info.

Now mention of Mordenkainen in the description is a bit of a no-no, but I don't see what that couldn't just be edited and everyone move on.

I'm guessing either the trademark or registered trademark insignias were the issue, not so much the D&D joke.

I'd like to HOPE the claim that it's "100% Mithril Cotton" wasn't the issue, but who knows. The cotton barons are vicious!

Jeez, sorry to hear this couldn't stay in print. :-(

tgentry wrote:It seems lawyers don’t understand D&D jokes, so unfortunately we won’t be able to do ongoing sales on this tee.

Is it possible to explain why, so that none of us repeat? Thanks!

I don't see how this doesn't fall under the open game d20 system that allows 3rd party publishers to make supplement books for wizards of the coast stuff

kevlar51 wrote:Is it possible to explain why, so that none of us repeat? Thanks!

It may just be a function of the litigiousness of the copyright holder.
Does WotC have a history of excessive LawHammer?

I don't think it's WotC.

These folks have "Cotton Armor" trademarked.

http://www.mrinsulate.net/

Something tells me they don't like D&D very much. :-P

j5 wrote:It may just be a function of the litigiousness of the copyright holder.
Does WotC have a history of excessive LawHammer?

I know WotC has been involved in a few, but certainly their parent company Hasbro is no stranger to lawsuits over IP.

Has anyone's shirt shipped? I bought this with the priority shipping but fedex doesn't show this getting picked up yet.

filthygreg wrote:Has anyone's shirt shipped? I bought this with the priority shipping but fedex doesn't show this getting picked up yet.

I was just coming online to ask the same question. Sent an email to support this morning but have got no answer. Very annoying. If it's not coming, then Woot should tell me. If it's coming, then Woot should tell me when it's coming and refund my priority-shipping $.

Grrrr.

filthygreg wrote:Has anyone's shirt shipped? I bought this with the priority shipping but fedex doesn't show this getting picked up yet.

i got mine yesterday, fedex also didnt show anything till i got it.

Fedex says it shipped on the 19th, and won't be delivered until the 29th, which is very slow and sucks. I thought it would get here before Xmas.

fast spider wrote:Fedex says it shipped on the 19th, and won't be delivered until the 29th, which is very slow and sucks. I thought it would get here before Xmas.

You know how there was that big note that was on the main page about taking your chances if you don't overnight it ... yeah. The free shipping option is NOT known for being speedy.