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8-Bit Tux

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
notpip
Last Wooter to Woot:
EthanG251
Last Purchase:
13 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 38% of Shirt Woots
Top 11% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2715

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



kingdomson121


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kingdomson121

If this shirt could talk it would say: "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale

Well, if you are the messy sort, you can at least keep it classy with a dressy napkin.

estherbrownie


quality posts: 2 Private Messages estherbrownie

My brother's getting married in March. His wedding has an 8-bit theme. I sense a bulk order on the way. . .

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

I know it's supposed to be a boutonnière, but I can't unsee lips on the lapel.

Anyone else seeing that?

SXN


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SXN

super classy! now i have something to wear for my buddy's wedding

netzac


quality posts: 2 Private Messages netzac

I wonder if my fiancé will approve if I buy one of these for each of the guys in my wedding party?

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

Is the artist related to Sissy Spacek ?

JadenKale


quality posts: 181 Private Messages JadenKale
kingdomson121 wrote:If this shirt could talk it would say: "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."



This is actually what Donkey Kong wanted to wear to the New Year's Eve party, but he heard someone else was going to wear this, so he's just doing the red tie, as always.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

PRESS START!

GOhio! Another SpaceMitch classic

louiswins


quality posts: 0 Private Messages louiswins

Classy and awesome. Can't pass this up, especially as a lot of my friends are entering that "marriage" stage of life.

mikeymet


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mikeymet

I hope this will get here in time for NYE via the snails, 'cause I am to broke from buying presents to front the express shipping.

I like-ah, doo-dah, dah-cha-cha

andygonsalves


quality posts: 1 Private Messages andygonsalves

Classic Spacesick!!!

fantastnico


quality posts: 4 Private Messages fantastnico

I am loving the faux pockets!

thesnow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thesnow

i thought i just got my eyes checked??? what happened to my suite?

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Actually woot, The 8-bit tux would be perfect for a MiniCraft themed wedding. The 8-bit Version of Minecraft.

racingfreak92


quality posts: 1 Private Messages racingfreak92

I havnent purchased from shirt.woot in a while....

are the graphics still printed as plastic on top or is it smooth like its in the shirt fabric?

BlindingMask


quality posts: 6 Private Messages BlindingMask

This would be great for barbershop quartets performing NES tunes.

thumperchick


quality posts: 234 Private Messages thumperchick

This is the shirt that certain princess saving plumbers wear to their awards banquet.

*edit* Aw crap. I should've read the "Do not wear this shirt" BEFORE commenting...

lonelypond


quality posts: 410 Private Messages lonelypond
bluejester wrote:I know it's supposed to be a boutonnière, but I can't unsee lips on the lapel.

Anyone else seeing that?



could be lipstick, either way, works for me...hmmm, amused, now to run it by the target audience or just go for the surprise bonus?

ldvaughn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ldvaughn

Why for some reason when I think of the phrase "I'm formal, but I'm here to party" do I feel that Woot should accompany this shirt with a "Mullet Beanie"

It's a mixture of the Shake N Bake crew and Joe Dirt.

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

I am holding out for the 16-bit version. That's practically arcade quality graphics!

zsinix


quality posts: 5 Private Messages zsinix

Yay! Now I can go to my friend's wedding in style!

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

What's next, an 8-bit piano tie?
(*waits for the pedantry)

move along

TheDesi


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TheDesi

8 BIT WOW! I can order this shirt on my brand new pentium computer with a huge 2gb hard drive, that's the latest upgrade from my old 486sx with a 300mb hard drive. Jealous?

It's got a sweet WINDOWS 3.1 OS, so goodbye you DOS suckaz out there!

It won't take more than fifteen minutes to order with my blazing fast 28.8 modem. In yo face you 14.4 dinosaurs!




MrBarkeyvonSchnauzer


quality posts: 4 Private Messages MrBarkeyvonSchnauzer

I'm definitely wearing this shirt to new years eve!
(Edited)

ueberRegenbogen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ueberRegenbogen

I only see 4 colours; that makes it (potentially) a 2-bit tux. ;)

gkrausmann


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gkrausmann

I think we have enough 8-bit shirts now. They are no longer amusing.

ueberRegenbogen


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ueberRegenbogen
TheDesi wrote:I can order this shirt on my brand new pentium computer with a huge 2gb hard drive, that's the latest upgrade from my old 486sx with a 300mb hard drive.



It would've been better if it included something 8-bit—like a Kaypro, or an Apple II. ;)

(Hmm.. I wonder if it's possible to order a woot shirt with Contiki.)

ravicai


quality posts: 6 Private Messages ravicai

This would be wayyy better for die hard Leisure Suit Larry fans to get their mack on at some Adventure Gamer convention.

ciarlar


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ciarlar

bless you woot, for not linking to some crappy overplayed death cab song like "marching bands of manhattan".

mulan


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mulan

Where's the Chanukah shirt for this year?? Chanukah started last night! Thanks!

fgarriel


quality posts: 21 Private Messages fgarriel
TheDesi wrote: that's the latest upgrade from my old 486sx with a 300mb hard drive. Jealous?



I just died a little. You don't even realize that no 486 looked like that.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a barrel roll for me. Until that day, consider this a .GIF

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

This is a fantastic shirt to spring on near-sighted folks who do not have their glasses on. They can't tell the difference between blurry 8-bit and blurry real-life until you're close enough to point and laugh!

Luckily for me, I saw the product with my glasses on, and I was not fooled.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

If you're hosting a dinner party wearing this, don't forget to serve pixel food.



geekologie

dubdubdub


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dubdubdub
gkrausmann wrote:I think we have enough 8-bit shirts now. They are no longer amusing.



But wait! This is overdone 8-bit x (not +) overdone tuxedo shirt... It's important that you multiple the two negatives of this shirt instead of adding them. Otherwise you'd still have a negative.

basfiji


quality posts: 9 Private Messages basfiji

Will my future wife laugh or be mad if I replace my tux with this shirt???

lobstrain


quality posts: 11 Private Messages lobstrain

Is there a palette swap available?

WootFlair


quality posts: 10 Private Messages WootFlair

reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry a little bit (no pun intended).