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MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 56 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

99% of the world's cookies are consumed by 1% of the world's monsters! Disgraceful.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

thumperchick


quality posts: 145 Private Messages thumperchick

Protests like these are why the 1% are so blue... Then they fill that void of not being liked by gobbling up the little guy, thus continuing a cycle.

amnewsboy


quality posts: 46 Private Messages amnewsboy

You should wear this shirt one day, then this one the next.

jookboksnmbr3


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jookboksnmbr3

Oh. My. God.

Can I order in bulk?

zekecatz


quality posts: 147 Private Messages zekecatz

The glass of milk seems to have Asian eyes. Is that because we owe so much to China?

gricomet


quality posts: 35 Private Messages gricomet

I love this guys work I've seen on Threadless before, might have to take the plunge. This would look great as a hoodie *hint* *hint*

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Another shirt.woot! inspired food craving. Or maybe I'll just play Fluxx. Cookies are cute but look like they have chubby chipmunk cheeks to get them through the winter.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

But is the glass half full or half empty?

I don't know.

theoneill555


quality posts: 55 Private Messages theoneill555

Why is everyone enamored with the Monster? The Grouch would make an excellent topic for a woot shirt.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

equazcion


quality posts: 65 Private Messages equazcion

Coincidentally, I recently came across this explanation of the Occupy movement from Cookie Monster's perspective (http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2011/10/guy_called_cookie_monster_offe.php):

"Yes, there always going to be rich and poor. But we used to live in country where rich owned factory and make 30 times what factory worker make. Now we live in country where rich make money by lying about value of derivative bonds and make 3000 times what factory worker would make if factories hadn't all moved to China.

Capitalism great system. We won Cold War because people behind Iron Curtain look over wall, and see how much more plentiful and delicious cookies are in West, and how we have choice of different bakeries, not just state-owned one. It great system. It got us out of Depression, won WWII, built middle class, built country's infrastructure from highways to Hoover Dam to Oreo factory to electrifying rural South. It system that reward hard work and fair play, and everyone do fair share and everyone benefit. Rich get richer, poor get richer, everyone happy. It great system.

Then after Reagan, Republicans decide to make number one priority destroying that system. Now we have system where richest Americans ones who find ways to game system -- your friends on Wall Street -- and poorest Americans ones who thought working hard would get them American dream, when in fact it get them pink slip when job outsourced to 10-year-old in Mumbai slum. And corporations have more influence over government than people (or monsters).

It not about rich people having more money. It about how they got money. It about how they take opportunity away from rest of us, for sake of having more money. It how they willing to take risks that destroy economy -- knowing full well that what could and would happen -- putting millions out of work, while creating nothing of value, and all the while crowing that they John Galt, creating wealth for everyone.

That what the soul-searching about. When Liberals run country for 30 years following New Deal, American economy double in size, and wages double along with it. That fair. When Conservatives run country for 30 years following Reagan, American economy double again, and wages stay flat. What happen to our share of money? All of it go to richest 1%. That not "there always going to be rich people". That unfair system. That why we upset. That what Occupy Sesame Street about."

Have you been eating that sandwich again?

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

I hate when politics worms its way into this stuff. Why can't we just make fun of movies and video games like usual?

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GlryX


quality posts: 1 Private Messages GlryX

Agreed xxchange. Not my favorite.

wongton


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wongton

What about the 100%? (whole milk)

hai.

B2Rstudio


quality posts: 2 Private Messages B2Rstudio
xxchange wrote:I hate when politics worms its way into this stuff. Why can't we just make fun of movies and video games like usual?



I consider myself a political junky and supporter of the occupy movement, been down to the one in Chicago a few times. No matter what the subject you always have to laugh a little. Laughter keeps the insanity at bay, for now...

in for 1(%)

thisniss


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thisniss

I had a nightmare recently which revolved around the phrase "Occupy Sesame Street." Glad to see I'm not the only one in this strange place.

BabyBear


quality posts: 18 Private Messages BabyBear

Is the glass of milk an optimist or a pessimist? I can't tell if he's half full or half empty.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
xxchange wrote:I hate when politics worms its way into this stuff. Why can't we just make fun of movies and video games like usual?



I concur. I really am not happy with politics creeping its way into woot.

efooter


quality posts: 13 Private Messages efooter

Not shown: ~200 Oreo cookies in zip-tie cuffs for blocking traffic while trying to roll across the Brooklyn Bridge.

kllangellier


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kllangellier
efooter wrote:Not shown: ~200 Oreo cookies in zip-tie cuffs for blocking traffic while trying to roll across the Brooklyn Bridge.



THAT'S what I'm talkin' about.

wutangmark


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wutangmark

Yes! Occupy Sesame Street!

The Monster wastes all of our best cookies, and leaves the mess for the rest of us to clean up!

miken927


quality posts: 116 Private Messages miken927
wongton wrote:What about the 100%? (whole milk)



Actually, whole milk is 3.25%

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I Bet on Sky

ChrisW6ATV


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ChrisW6ATV

I support the 1% (milk, that is).

ChrisW6ATV


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ChrisW6ATV

I am a member of the 99% (who love cookies and milk, that is).

jookboksnmbr3


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jookboksnmbr3
xxchange wrote:I hate when politics worms its way into this stuff. Why can't we just make fun of movies and video games like usual?



It's making a light reference to current events, not taking a political stance either way. What are you so uptight about?

dstargel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dstargel

Less politics...or at least some tea bags and a pitcher of tea to remain Fair (trade) and balanced (part of mealtime)

tjost


quality posts: 24 Private Messages tjost

The most ironic thing about this design is that it was made in Malaysia

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000
Thirdbase9 wrote:But is the glass half full or half empty?



The glass is full, half of milk and half of air.

oze6000


quality posts: 3 Private Messages oze6000
wongton wrote:What about the 100%? (whole milk)



Pretty sure 100% is just pure fat and no milk.

jookboksnmbr3


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jookboksnmbr3

I don't understand why he didn't make the milk the villain here...opportunity squandered

bitman


quality posts: 10 Private Messages bitman

"The Earnsome Silver" sounds like a .. something, I dunno, I'm not smart enough. But it sounds like something.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

A-okay? A-okay?! We're being eaten alive!

(Sweet design, ild!)

EasyE


quality posts: 0 Private Messages EasyE

Occupy sesame street was a pretty funny facebook group when it started, but the person managing the page let too much serious talk remain on it after a while which diluted the comedy too much.


Still i dunno on this shirt. I have the binge, and its pretty direct. I think for whatever reason, the glass of milk here throws me as somehow at first glance I see this as whole milk and the cookies protesting 1% milk given the way everyone is laid out. If it were just cookies i'd probably think cookie monster though.

I guess part too is of course the street sign is "wrong". Is there anyone else who needs to see the sign looking like this to get that instant recognition?

marcusnoble


quality posts: 3 Private Messages marcusnoble

I never thought that food products protesting could look so cute.

kawooda1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kawooda1
tjost wrote:The most ironic thing about this design is that it was made in Malaysia



I agree. That's hilarious.

ArdillaCiega


quality posts: 7 Private Messages ArdillaCiega

If you're looking for this shirt next week, it'll be in the Danger Zone.

Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day.

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 88 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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ArdillaCiega wrote:If you're looking for this shirt next week, it'll be in the Danger Zone.



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logicape


quality posts: 2 Private Messages logicape
bluejester wrote:I concur. I really am not happy with politics creeping its way into woot.



Agreed, but not with 'politics creeping' as much as just flavor-of-the-month topics that a) are ridiculous and b) will probably be irrelevant in six months.

rpellette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rpellette

if there were 8 cookies, I'd buy it

robsnead


quality posts: 0 Private Messages robsnead

Would have been funny if it were more about the cookies vs.2% milk...