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Ghost Writer

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
18 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 29% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1771

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 24% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Quality Posts



collinvh


quality posts: 44 Private Messages collinvh

Have to be the first to say... this a hot shirt! Nice job guys! LOOK AT THAT MUSTACHE!!!!!

dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz

I wonder where he gets his flame-ret@rd@nt paper.

spilzer


quality posts: 114 Private Messages spilzer

Ghost Writer! Word!

I loved this show when I was a kid.

I like the Marvel mashup too.

zekecatz


quality posts: 146 Private Messages zekecatz

Don’t wear this shirt: if you only wear shirts made of wicker, man!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Oh Woot-- don't give Nicolas Cage any ideas. He will literally be in any movie, even if it is just a parody. He doesn't understand.

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg

This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite write ups in a long time.

"I regret to tell you that I can only offer you a budget of $340 million to produce it."
A little too realistic, if I may say so.

danbooke2001


quality posts: 4 Private Messages danbooke2001

In for one, I didn't even have to hesitate on this one! Epic!

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

The flame effect on this one is really well done. You can almost see it burning on the screen (and I assume on the shirt).

Great job, Jonah Block and Naolito!

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Is woot shedding light on a long standing literary debate?

I mean, I've read about the theory that Shakespeare didn't actually write the plays that are credited to him.

I just had no idea how awesome the anonymous writer really was!

chiobio


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chiobio

"All puns intended".

leiyah


quality posts: 12 Private Messages leiyah

Man, my husband hates this movie. I should get this for him as a gag gift.

Woot: Some crap
Shirt.Woot: Some shirt crap
Kids.Woot: Some kids crap
Home.Woot: Finally bought some home crap

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

Looks like Shakespeare's ON FIRE!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

You've gotta love the flames shooting out of the pen.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

Not to be confused with Ghostwriter.

nadine624


quality posts: 2 Private Messages nadine624

Oh that is just UNFAIR!!! A really cool shirt comes out right after I have to spend the last of my cash on a vet bill
Well, my puppy will just have to be content that he is well enough to not have a fashionably clad mommy.

axphw1


quality posts: 12 Private Messages axphw1

I wouldn't want to be the critic that pans his writing.

Some BBQ, Bake It So! Apron, Only Memories, The aVEGers!, Forbidden Future Remix, Forbidden Future Remix (Golden Bender Version), Bake It So!, Kitchen Warfare Apron, The Dark Knight, Teacher Talks Funny, Ruff Justice, Four S’mores and Seven Weenies Ago, "Special" Delivery, Seasons Greetings, Let’s Get Sauced!, Squeeze, The Extended Bell Curve, Jurassic Parka

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester
zekecatz wrote:Don’t wear this shirt: if you only wear shirts made of wicker, man!



At least they didn't mention the bees in the write-up today.

gcosta


quality posts: 2 Private Messages gcosta

Just two words: AWE SOME!

My bank account will kick my ass, but I'm buying this.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I often wonder what Nic Cage thinks of his "internet celebrity" status, especially if he hears about things like today's write up.

tomcall


quality posts: 102 Private Messages tomcall

I would hope that linking to the same YouTube video 17 times in the write-up has to be some sort of woot! record.

clkuski


quality posts: 0 Private Messages clkuski

Artist from Highland Park?! Woo! Go Jersey! There's an artist from Southampton, NJ around here too.

Hometown heroes, baby!

queenkt


quality posts: 1 Private Messages queenkt

One ring to rule them all... one ring to find them... anyone else see the flaming letters of Sauron on the parchment there?

crumbsucker


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crumbsucker

I predict this will sell out. I am getting one for a Chilly S performance.

dwayri


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dwayri

Just your typical English teacher grading essays.

eatingjuice


quality posts: 7 Private Messages eatingjuice

I don't wear black, but dropping by to say cool design.

scutter


quality posts: 1 Private Messages scutter
clkuski wrote:Artist from Highland Park?! Woo! Go Jersey! There's an artist from Southampton, NJ around here too.

Hometown heroes, baby!



+1

It's a Jersey thing

aoviss


quality posts: 20 Private Messages aoviss

Would be a great shirt....if only more people saw the movie than will buy the shirt.

I like it, but hate having to explain my shirts. If there are any left in the morning, I'll probably get it.

Good artwork.

Never wooting again. I've learned my lesson about inferior customer service and employees that illegally modify your signature (18 U.S.C. § 1029). Grow up, woot. (Edit of Mod edit: I am telling the truth about you modifying my signature to slander me. I am not attacking people. You dont qualify as "people" until you call me back and I hear a voice on the phone, then we can discuss how your employees are harassing me.) Still no response Since December 2010.

Stripes007


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Stripes007

I love that he is chained to the chair.

cryptica


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cryptica

I wonder if he uses Ghostscript.

judehawthorne


quality posts: 5 Private Messages judehawthorne

Oh, I love this shirt, but I hate the fact that Nick Cage is now going to call for a costume change and a moustache for the next Ghost Rider movie because he'll assume this is a reference to how awesome he is.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5


move along

radish55


quality posts: 0 Private Messages radish55

I knew I smelled Bacon cooking!

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg

I love it when Woot goes all multiple-reference on us. Ghost Rider is a guilty pleasure of mine. Still haven't seen Wicker Man or Anonymous. Looking forward to Spirit of Vengeance, actually.
BTW - "It's Awesome!"

paigeg


quality posts: 7 Private Messages paigeg
Stripes007 wrote:I love that he is chained to the chair.



Um, not really. That's Ghost Rider's chain, his primary weapon he wears wrapped around him, bandolero-style.

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Impressive art! great work guys!

idontkn1


quality posts: 4 Private Messages idontkn1

So is it Will or Miguel? The collar says Elizabethan, but the tunic is screams Castile. The amateur forensic anthropologist in me sees Cervantes in the skull features, but then again my training has been limited to CSI and hour long shows on Discovery. At least I can be comforted in my knowledge that whomever it is he almost certainly died on April 23rd 1616.

neveracquiesce


quality posts: 3 Private Messages neveracquiesce

I think that movie was pitched by Patrick Stewart.

cruelnv


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cruelnv

I really hope I'm not the only one who clicked the video link, watched all 12 seconds, and then closed the video each time it was posted. It was a bit painful, but then again, 204 seconds of Nicolas Cage tends to do that...

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crickee


quality posts: 18 Private Messages crickee

Oh My Gookie! I love it!

But wait whats this??

Don’t wear this shirt: if you only wear shirts made of wicker, man!

Dammit! Guess Ill have to pass this time.