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Epic Hairball

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
mementoQ
Last Wooter to Woot:
sutefi
Last Purchase:
8 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 48% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
698

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

13%
4%
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3%
1%
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4%
6%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

5%
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85%
3%
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Woots by State

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Quality Posts



bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

In Soviet Russia, hairball cough up you!

I know, I had to do it. :\

Congrats, Walmazan!!! I knew this would make it!

Rudeboy2025


quality posts: 22 Private Messages Rudeboy2025

Soft kitty, warm kitty, litt-...giant hairball! Run kitty, run!

Congrats Walmazan!

Narfcake


quality posts: 284 Private Messages Narfcake

You kind of have to wonder how many cats that hairball licked to be able to harf one back out.

uplateanyway


quality posts: 0 Private Messages uplateanyway

"Don’t wear this shít: around someone who owns one of those hairless Sphynx cats; they’ll just scoff and act superior."

Don’t wear this shít ???

I thought that hairballs came out the other end.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

I so love the "Ta-Da!" pose of the giant hairball.

Congrats Wences!

kevlar51


quality posts: 45 Private Messages kevlar51

Congrats Wences!

bassanimation


quality posts: 98 Private Messages bassanimation

This gets to be the first shirt I have shipped to my new address. Wooo!

jhgalvas


quality posts: 25 Private Messages jhgalvas

...and that's why I don't have a cat.

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

In for 25 (go ahead, call me a crazy cat lady).

zekecatz


quality posts: 201 Private Messages zekecatz

It looks a bit like a toothed meatball consuming a kitten.

djenkins1982


quality posts: 15 Private Messages djenkins1982

Walmazan showing certain other artists how cats are done! Boom!

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

That's...disturbing...ly...cute.....

BechiBee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages BechiBee

...when it's not enough for the cat to lick its own butt.

lichme


quality posts: 2756 Private Messages lichme

This is a shirt that I can see people making the sound effects for when they see it. I hate those guys.

mjit


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mjit

Yeah... don't wear this what?!

smanchen


quality posts: 1 Private Messages smanchen

Congrats Wences! Awesome awesome awesome!

The world is a dangerous place to live ... not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
- Albert Einstein

jjpeters1100


quality posts: 12 Private Messages jjpeters1100

Gives new meaning to being a baller.

Oh yahttp://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/434642cf-117e-4c4b-a1ae-78519489f593.png

AlexIAm


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AlexIAm

Fastest way to find those hairballs is to get up in the middle of the night and walk to the bathroom barefoot.

>insert funny quote here<

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

Classic hairballer...uh huh...dainty hairballer...that's cute...yeah......

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WHATTHEFORK?!?!?!

dakisback


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dakisback

Pretty nice typo around the don't wear this shirt area ;)

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

I love the design but i'm sure my cats would be offended by it somehow.....

Patricck


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Patricck

Since when are the shirts $12? They used to be $10! What gives?

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 562 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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uplateanyway wrote:"Don’t wear this shít: around someone who owns one of those hairless Sphynx cats; they’ll just scoff and act superior."

Don’t wear this shít ???

I thought that hairballs came out the other end.


meepee wrote:Classic hairballer...uh huh...dainty hairballer...that's cute...yeah......

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WHATTHEFORK?!?!?!


dakisback wrote:Pretty nice typo around the don't wear this shirt area ;)





Fixed. It took me a while to find it. ROFL.



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nmpls


quality posts: 22 Private Messages nmpls

If the next shirt isn't "Awkwardness," I'm going to be pissed.

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

True story: On my birthday about ten or so years ago, my sweet cat Deanna gave me the biggest hairball I've ever encountered.

Starblind


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Starblind

Walmazan is one of my favourite regular designers! I have the naked cupcake and the lolcat school shirts! There's no such thing as too much Walmazan!

potatow


quality posts: 1 Private Messages potatow
Patricck wrote:Since when are the shirts $12? They used to be $10! What gives?



I was just wondering the same thing! When did the cost go up?

walmazan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages walmazan

Hope is like a hairball trembling from its birth.
- Christina Rossetti

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 215 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Only you could make a hairball charming. (I tried, I failed).

Great tee, Walmazan! ^__^

hyliansnake


quality posts: 9 Private Messages hyliansnake

So that's where cats come from.

anhaire


quality posts: 4 Private Messages anhaire

I really like this design, but I am concerned that men would stare at my chest and make gagging noises.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 35 Private Messages fishbiscuit5

I don't even have a cat and I want this shirt! Wences, you are consistently creative and funny.



cptgone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cptgone
Patricck wrote:Since when are the shirts $12? They used to be $10! What gives?



the hairballs are $1 each, but you get 3 for the price of 2 today.

specsmachine


quality posts: 31 Private Messages specsmachine

I was eating breakfast while reading the writeup. Now I wanna puke.
Congrats, Wences!

greenman34


quality posts: 9 Private Messages greenman34

"In Soviet Russia, hairball coughs you"
-my best Yackov Smirnoff voice

ROGETRAY


quality posts: 156 Private Messages ROGETRAY

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greenman34 wrote:"In Soviet Russia, hairball coughs you"
-my best Yackov Smirnoff voice



tessc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tessc

I'm so proud that my home state has bought so many tees of this Woot design. Means we love our kitties here!

endangeredomega


quality posts: 37 Private Messages endangeredomega

Normally not a fan of the cute-cats-on-a-shirt formula, but the element of "gross" in this one gives it just a little bit of edge and keeps it interesting. As usual, Walmazan's style also has a charm + whimsy all its own.

badgermaniac


quality posts: 1 Private Messages badgermaniac
hyliansnake wrote:So that's where cats come from.



But which came first, the cat or the hairball? :-)