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ThunderThighs wrote: I never thought of it that way!!!

You worked for the government and you never envoked the golden rule?
"If you don't want to commit to an answer baffel them with bureaucracy"
Geez I learned that one the 2nd day on the job.(Day one was where is the restroom and what time is lunch)

Iceback wrote:You worked for the government and you never envoked the golden rule?
"If you don't want to commit to an answer baffel them with bureaucracy"
Geez I learned that one the 2nd day on the job.(Day one was where is the restroom and what time is lunch)

The procedures are your friend.

I had a coworker that really grasped the separation of science/logic and policy. You do the job the people want (the lowest common denominator at that) and that is what you are paid to do whether you personally agree with it or not. If you were lucky, the science agreed with policy.

Night all. Tomorrow.

pooflady wrote:Night all. Tomorrow.

Goodnight poof.

Good morning all.

Mornin', folks.

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Gooood morning everybody!

Morning all.

First day back in the office. Boss says I can work from home more if I need to, so that's really nice. Don't think it will be necessary, but it's awesome to have it as an option.

Burying a body eliminates the possibility that it was an accidental death.

Mavyn wrote:Morning all.

First day back in the office. Boss says I can work from home more if I need to, so that's really nice. Don't think it will be necessary, but it's awesome to have it as an option.

Burying a body eliminates the possibility that it was an accidental death.

So does not calling 911 when you shoot someone.

FenStar wrote:So does not calling 911 when you shoot someone.

You can always claim you panicked. Or didn't have cell service, if you really are in a national park.

Mavyn wrote:You can always claim you panicked. Or didn't have cell service, if you really are in a national park.

Well, you could claim that is why you dug a grave and put the body in it as well.

FenStar wrote:Well, you could claim that is why you dug a grave and put the body in it as well.

Well, at least make sure not to wrap the body in plastic.

Mavyn wrote:
Burying a body eliminates the possibility that it was an accidental death.

Good morning! My, the conversations around here do take a dark turn...

Mavyn wrote:You can always claim you panicked. Or didn't have cell service, if you really are in a national park.

hunting accident

Although that won't work in a national park, but if you get to the national forest, your back to good again.

inkycatz wrote:Good morning! My, the conversations around here do take a dark turn...

Morning Inky, just be assured you now know exactly what is needed to get your friend out of the toughest of jams (and what to do with stupid people).

dontwantaname wrote:Morning.

Mom called in crisis. This one actually needs attention. Leak in the bathroom.
Wants my brother in law, but he is busy. Won't ask neighbors about a plumber, because she figures he might rip her off. Not unreasonable with a old widow.

It also seems my step sister told her my husband will fix her blinds.
Swell. He is still working over time till the end of May. I don't see it happening. Mom is going crazy because she can't open one blind.

I mentioned the senior housing, run by nuns near her. It seems it is really nice. Plus it goes from independent living to full nursing home.
Horrible time to sell a house. Lots of the comps are foreclosures , which drive the prices down.

Why did step dad insist on moving when they were in their 70's and then die 3 years later? The taxes on this house alone would more than cover every expense on the house I grew up in. Plus all her friends are still there. Although they are all around 90 too.

I'm sorry dname. It could be worse, she could be moving in with you.

KtCallista wrote:Morning Inky, just be assured you now know exactly what is needed to get your friend out of the toughest of jams (and what to do with stupid people).

//resolves never to meet any woot people

no1 wrote://resolves never to meet any woot people

Is it an accomplishment to frighten No1?

dontwantaname wrote:Why did step dad insist on moving when they were in their 70's and then die 3 years later?

i suspect he didn't insist on that last part.

KtCallista wrote:Is it an accomplishment to frighten No1?

i have met the stupid people and they are me.

dontwantaname wrote:No, she always said she wouldn't.
We drive each other crazy.

I know lots of people who say lots of things, those things don't always reflect the necessities of their reality.

KtCallista wrote:I know lots of people who say lots of things, those things don't always reflect the necessities of their reality.

but i really am pretty!

no1 wrote:but i really am pretty!

uh huh, umm ok.

and do you confuse elevators with public restrooms?

KtCallista wrote:uh huh, umm ok.

and do you confuse elevators with public restrooms?

there's a difference?

Just read a recipe for bacon jam.


Bacon plus cermelized onion and garlic. With pineapple, maple syrup. On toast. Or crackers.

Pardon me, I'm lost in the bacon.

Mavyn wrote:Just read a recipe for bacon jam.


Bacon plus cermelized onion and garlic. With pineapple, maple syrup. On toast. Or crackers.

Pardon me, I'm lost in the bacon.

onion, garlic, bacon... all good on toast... I'd feel the need to warm it before spreading though.

Mavyn wrote:Morning all.

First day back in the office. Boss says I can work from home more if I need to, so that's really nice. Don't think it will be necessary, but it's awesome to have it as an option.

Burying a body eliminates the possibility that it was an accidental death.

So does a bullet through the skull....just sayin'

Mavyn wrote:Just read a recipe for bacon jam.


Bacon plus cermelized onion and garlic. With pineapple, maple syrup. On toast. Or crackers.

Pardon me, I'm lost in the bacon.

Needs more linkage!

KtCallista wrote:Is it an accomplishment to frighten No1?

He just leaves them in the trunk with fingerprints all over the duct tape...

Iceback wrote:So does a bullet through the skull....just sayin'

cheney shot a dude in the face and that guy still says it was an accident!

inkycatz wrote:Needs more linkage!

mmm... sausage links...

Mavyn wrote:Well, at least make sure not to wrap the body in plastic.

And if you DO wrap it in plastic, don't leave it by a log.

Bacon Jam

No clue if that will work, since that's on g+. Public post though, so maybe. Think Geek also sells bacon jam, but I think making it would be way more fun.

Hi everyone. Husband's golf league starts this afternoon. It's 48, feels like 44. Windy. He's going to freeze his ass off.

Mavyn wrote:Bacon Jam

No clue if that will work, since that's on g+. Public post though, so maybe. Think Geek also sells bacon jam, but I think making it would be way more fun.

Yeah, that's why I wanted a link - I could just go over to skillet and grab a jar but that's easy.