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A Long Time Ago in a Land Down, Down Under

Speed to First Woot:
1m 11.000s
First Sucker:
camtchung
Last Wooter to Woot:
LMNOsborne
Last Purchase:
10 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 47% of Shirt Woots
Top 15% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
695

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Quality Posts



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Nub nub? More like num num!

DianaSprinkle


quality posts: 151 Private Messages DianaSprinkle

Pondering why the condition is "full of zombie"?

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Maybe it's because it's late but I don't understand the condition. What does zombie have to do with Australia or Ewoks?

Avi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Avi

Shouldn't that orb be only partially completed?

anjanette17


quality posts: 0 Private Messages anjanette17

HUH?

atippinfan78


quality posts: 1 Private Messages atippinfan78

I don't understand any of it . O_o

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skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Definitely cuter than real Ewoks. For some reason, they always gave me bucktoothed nightmares.

elankat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages elankat

You better run, you better take cover.

Great, thanks to the title & description, I'll be humming a Men At Work song for the next 2 days.

meepee


quality posts: 33 Private Messages meepee

Extra points for the title. Who made it up - Alex, Spacesick, or Woot?

goldenthorn


quality posts: 38 Private Messages goldenthorn

Volunteer Moderator

I'm a generous bird; I fixed the tshirt preview for all the wooters Down Under:



skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I think the condition may refer to the fact that, whilst wearing the shirt, it could appear as if your torso has a hole torn out of it (mayhaps by said zombie) revealing the forest moon of Endor within your chest cavity.

I dare anyone to come up with a better explanation.

hobosunday


quality posts: 7 Private Messages hobosunday
atippinfan78 wrote:I don't understand any of it . O_o



Neither did I initially, but then when your a Star Wars fan yuo realize what it is and nod your head. Gonna sit this one out, even though I love Ewoks

calebmitchell


quality posts: 64 Private Messages calebmitchell

Is it just me, or is this shirt really, really, really, really creepy?

oddlyjen


quality posts: 25 Private Messages oddlyjen

I always wanted to know how cute the Ewok babies were. Now I ...almost... know!!

DocMphd


quality posts: 3 Private Messages DocMphd

Pretty sure that is a penis in the background

**woot, there it is**

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

The cold, dead eyes of the Koala are really well done. I know most people find them cuddly, but those souless eyes tell the truth.

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

Um. Ewoks are really koalas that were alien abducted?

annewaterman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages annewaterman

A cute Star Wars shirt...how can I resist?! In for one.

elankat


quality posts: 7 Private Messages elankat
DocMphd wrote:Pretty sure that is a penis in the background



Agggh! That which has been seen can not be unseen.

kalee11


quality posts: 29 Private Messages kalee11

I was all set to buy this until I saw that the color was "vegemite brown." That stuff is disgusting.

x6

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 98 Private Messages Thirdbase9
annewaterman wrote:A cute Star Wars shirt...how can I resist?! In for one.



It's a trap!

I don't know.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 98 Private Messages Thirdbase9
goldenthorn wrote:I'm a generous bird; I fixed the tshirt preview for all the wooters Down Under:



If it was printed upside down I would buy one.

I don't know.

roysterer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages roysterer
DianaSprinkle wrote:Pondering why the condition is "full of zombie"?



Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?"

rabidewok


quality posts: 12 Private Messages rabidewok

You know, I was all proud of myself for resisting the randomness and any resolve is dissolved in a pool of yub nub-ness.

hak426


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hak426
oddlyjen wrote:I always wanted to know how cute the Ewok babies were. Now I ...almost... know!!



There were baby ewoks in Return of the Jedi...

roysterer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages roysterer
hak426 wrote:There were baby ewoks in Return of the Jedi...



Separating the nerds from the um....normal people?

r0gash


quality posts: 0 Private Messages r0gash

This is a Wicket-cool shirt!

hak426


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hak426
roysterer wrote:Separating the nerds from the um....normal people?



If you haven't SEEN ROTJ, you're probably less normal than the average Joe at this point, but that's beside the ummm...point.

roysterer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages roysterer
hak426 wrote:If you haven't SEEN ROTJ, you're probably less normal than the average Joe at this point, but that's beside the ummm...point.



So I know that the Ewok baby hides from something, but I can't remember if it's C-3PO flying around on his throne or C-3PO telling the story.

spilzer


quality posts: 120 Private Messages spilzer

Here's the math for those who don't understand:

Koala + Ewok = Ewokoala.

It's a Star Wars thing. Or a marsupial thing. Take your pick.


annewaterman


quality posts: 3 Private Messages annewaterman

How can I set up my direct deposit to shirt.woot??
Between cat shirts for me, Star Wars for my husband, cat/Star Wars shirts for both of us...ahhhhh!
I need some meme or ninja shirts soon so I can give the ol bank account a rest.

hak426


quality posts: 12 Private Messages hak426
roysterer wrote:So I know that the Ewok baby hides from something, but I can't remember if it's C-3PO flying around on his throne or C-3PO telling the story.



It was he noise that C-3PO makes imitating either an explosion or something similar. I watched all the SW films with my dad in a weekly marathon about a month and a half ago on Blu-Ray. And I am a giant nerd. =P

thewronggrape


quality posts: 49 Private Messages thewronggrape
skatimmy737 wrote:... whilst wearing the shirt, it could appear as if your torso has a hole torn out...



That's the first thing that kind to my mind.

Assassin15


quality posts: 161 Private Messages Assassin15

If I was ever to wear a shirt with cute animals on it... this would be it. Epic win!

PULL UP YOUR SKIRT, WE'RE ON A MISSION/
WE NEED A HERO, NOT A POLITICIAN - "Panhammer" by Phinehas

eco2geek


quality posts: 51 Private Messages eco2geek
spilzer wrote:Here's the math for those who don't understand:

Koala + Ewok = Ewokoala.



"Ewokoala," isn't that's Endor's most popular flavor of pop? Comes in regular and diet.

We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo

charliesmom4


quality posts: 2 Private Messages charliesmom4

EWOK! This would have been THE shirt for me, but I just don't like the koala... I would rather spend $20 on a shirt with an actual Ewok.

(Note: I like koalas. I just don't like Ewok+Koala)

eroholic


quality posts: 1 Private Messages eroholic

This is koala-tee!

xsmilez


quality posts: 2 Private Messages xsmilez

I want to stroke it.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 223 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Ewoks are creepy. You know the word 'Ewok' is never spoken in the movie, and yet we all know what they are. Creeeeepy.