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citizencoyote wrote:I think the "Now made with trace amounts of 100% whole grain!" line would be even funnier if it was in a call-out star graphic or corner band, but this is still highly amusing.

And so very true.

+1... But still GMV. very nice!

tjost wrote:Nothing like 1200 calories of empty carbs to get you going in the morning

That's how I roll!

Re: COFFEE!

This is utterly hilarious!

lucky1988 wrote:love the bacon parachutes! +1

Agree.

They are way too happy for what's about to happen! +1

Cool! GMV+

trekmiss wrote:Would like it better without the text.

Agreed. I think it might be the choice of font and placement. Still funny though.

viridiancat wrote:Thanks for the responses!Yeah, I still have a thing or two to learn about incorporating type and design.

I think you did very well! It is true, though, that this joke tells itself and doesn't even need the words. But it's great as is too.

Spiritgreen wrote:So colorful! @_@ And the pixel work is really sharp.

Great design. :^)

Thank you! I love doing pixel art, if I could somehow work that into everything I'd have a lot of fun!!

Re: Crunchy Knights

The little Right reserved thing is what sells it for me!

nessa204 wrote:I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be a typo... but it's not. It's just bad grammar.

You mean poor grammar.

Re: Sleep? What's That?

Thanks for the support guys.

The text is designed like that to represent the shaky effect of the sleepless owl.

Re: CinnaSnail

Just the right amount of surreal weirdness. Hope this little guy and his manic, sugar-dazed expression can inch a slimy trail back into the fog.

Re: Plight of the Breakfast Egg

As always, I love your unmistakably cheeky sense of humour, Boots. GMV.

Re: pancakes!

Your style, while simplistic, always has such a flair for charming and whimsical. GMV

tjschaeffer wrote:I think it would have been pretty cool if "Hemogoblin" wasn't a typo. I wonder what a hemogoblin looks like...

you mean hemoglobin??

Re: CinnaSnail

Unfortunately, I saw neither delicious cinnamon buns or cute snails when I looked at the background. I blame it on having a puppy that's not fully housebroken. >_<

cjoymr wrote:It's spelled sergeant. (Correct in title, incorrect on shirt.)

yeah, i uploaded the wrong shirt comp file

Collab with Ramyb, hope you like it! :{D

tobefonseca wrote:Collab with Ramyb, hope you like it! :{D

It was a lot of fun working with you- thanks!

Re: Ave Breakfast, morituri te salutant

Ooo... a classical breakfast! Bravo!

Re: English Muffin Man

Not enough breakfast foods have monocles. Such a tragedy. Cute character!

ramyb wrote:It was a lot of fun working with you- thanks!

I can say the same, Ramy! First of many!! :D

Re: My Morning Sidekick

Why is he wearing traffic cones on his hands and feet ;)

Re: Mama Satan's PainCakes

Hahahahaha! These comments are hilarious! Seriously though, while I do find this shirt very clever, I don't think it stands a chance in hell (pardon the bad pun) of making it past Woot's rejectionator, unfortunately. But still, +1 for making me chuckle.

Re: Basket Case

I called them Eggie in a Basket, but my son never understood what I meant, so I have to clarify it to Egg in Toast. Going to have it for breakfast in the morning. Yum.

Re: Unipork Bacon

YES!

dinska wrote:Subtle, but very funny!

Thanks! That's what it's gonna say on my tombstone!

Re: INFINITE LOOPS

awesome!

Re: Top o' the Muffin to Ya!

McGillicuddy's Most Excellent Muffin Tops - Top o' the Muffin to Ya! 6 colors on black.

What do you guys think of this? My girlfriend was my "cute coach" and helped me make it as adorable as can be - blueberry freckles and all!

Re: Cop Circles

Haha! I'd totally get this shirt for my dad (he's a retired cop). Mmmm... cop circles!

Re: Crunchy Knights

THIS!

Re: Breakfast of Champions

Did you mean for the chicken to wear a Turkish flag? You might want to change the the star to a hammer.

She is absolutely a "top notch cute coach"!

Re: breakfast of champions

Poor 3rd piggy. Bet he was tasty tho.

Re: Ave Breakfast, morituri te salutant

He's so cute I could just stab him a few times and eat him right up. You've got my vote!

Re: Type O's

this needs to be submitted on a shirt template or it will be rejected.

Re: You're Toast!

Was ToastBuster too risky for the rejectionator!? GMV regardless!

Re: pancakes!

I love that pop of color the red hat provides. Perfect.

eabernhardt wrote:You mean poor grammar.

ORLY? I see what you did tharr.
"Poor" and "bad" *are* synonyms after a fashion, so you are somewhat correct...

However, my original word choice was intentional as I tend to view the subject of grammar in black and white, correct and incorrect, acceptable and unacceptable.
I'm ok with 1337 and all that jazz in the proper forums and usually love them as jokes... I just don't think that incorrect grammar fits as well with this joke than the rest of the well thought-out design.

(A quick check in Merriam Webster actually provides "bad grammar" as an example under the sixth definition of "bad." Funneh.)

Re: GRIDDLE MATCH

Fantastic depth in this graphic. Texture, motion, backstory... I gotta go with pancake all the way. My favorite breakfast!