If you wanna move some serious product, you need a good mascot. Even breakfasts need good mascots, so we asked you guys to generate exciting new mascots for any and all breakfast foods you could think of! The winners were scarfed down like so much cereal on Saturday morning, but we still found some delicious blue milk worth slurping up afterwards. Jeez, that metaphor took a weird turn.
plutos
by odysseyroc
Part of this complete breakfast. Unless you ask Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
Need I Say More?
by patrickspens
No, but for cryin' out loud put some clothes on!
Bacon and Eggs
by midgerock
We liked the season finale when it was revealed Detective Bacon was actually the Cholesterol Killer.
Type-O's
by Radscoolian
This...this is gross.
Plight of the Breakfast Egg
by BootsBoots
I've established a shelter for eggs like yourself. It's compostable paper and it houses 12 at a time.
INFINITE LOOPS
by nathanwpyle
I'VE BEEN EATING CEREAL FOR SIX YEARS PLEASE SOMEBODY STOP ME!
pancakes!
by rogerrogerroger
Pancakes! For when you want to eat so much you immediately feel ill afterwards.
COFFEE!
by fablefire
Coffee doesn't actually do any reanimating. It just blocks the hormones and stuff that make you tired from actually being received. SCIENCE.
Eat Cereal
by geekfactor12
Didn't this used to be a fuzzy pink rabbit? And didn't they sell it at Hot Topic?
Honey Zombee
by taternuggets
Now we're getting a little meta.
That's all for breakfast! Be sure to look for these guys to get served for the next DoubleTake Derby, but until then check out and vote in our current Derby right here!
