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Battleground Earth: Rise of The Roku.

Dyson and Roomba are locked in a battle with The Tablets for Woot! Domination. As the two sides battle with each other, they don't notice The Roku seemingly come out of nowhere to win the battle and rise to the top.
Next Summer's sequel - Doug and Melissa, after dominating the world of Kids Woot! invade Woot! for an epic battle.

On November 13, Roomba was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his Neato. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Dyson. Several years earlier, Dyson's Bladeless Fan had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can two divorced floor cleaning devices share a Woot! Off without driving each other crazy?

The Ten Commandments (Redux)

Moses is called to the mountain top by God to bring forth 10 commandments written on Android tablets, which he must first root and install Ice Cream Sandwich on before the commandments could be read.

Woot! Off Day
A hapless weather man relives a Woot! Off over and over until he escapes this circular fate by finally getting a Brick of Carbonite. When he wakes in the morning and sees a screaming monkey, he knows his long nightmare is finally over.

Coming to you whenever we find someone stupid enough to make this movie!!

SPEAKERS OF THE UNDEAD!

Just when you thought salad was the safer option...

Joe just knew the day he bought that cute vegan zombie shirt and those computer speakers off of Woot.com was special. What he didn't count on was the nuclear accident that merged those two in an unholy way. Now, even though the speakers aren't plugged in, he hears them coming for him. Or his vegetables. It's up to Joe to save the day, not to mention the salad bar!

Title: F5

Where do keyboards go after they have outlived their usefulness?? What happens when the final stroke has been pressed? After years of Woot abuse the keyboards of the world rise up against the fingers of their oppressors. No more will they be mercilessly beaten in an effort to reload screens at the whim of mad wooters.

This summer...
be ready...
...Refresh this...F5

When a shipment of top secret government technology is accidentally switched at the post office with someone's Bag-of-Crap, it's a race against time to track down the errant package before Wooters rule the earth!

Who will you be rooting for?

Some great entries, and the posters were awesome! Can't wait to hear who won!

Goodness! Look at all these fantastic entries. Ducky and I will have a lot of fun this morning attempting to narrow down our favorites, but you are all stars for participating!

*sniffle* I'd like to thank you, and you, and especially you! But not you over there because that was... well, well played anyway. ;)

Stay tuned to find out who the envelope goes to in just a short while!

I really wanted to play, but I didn't have time this woot-off. Please do one of these on the weekend (I even had a theme, but no time to write or chop ) My poor Invasion of the Nanobugs....

*no this isn't an attempt at a late entry, because my entry would have been way cooler than this.... this is a plea to Inky and Ducky to do something like this again, but on a weekend

I'm staying tuned when I should be working. This contest was a lot of fun! Are you going to post the winner(s) here in the thread, or only message them in private? Curious minds want to know!

PemberDucky wrote:All will be revealed here shortly! Deliberations are currently underway. Please don't get fired!

I'll do my best. By the way, by "shortly" are we talking board shorts, or short shorts in terms of how long that is?

The lights fade...
The scent of popcorn rises in the air...
The screen starts to show moving pictures.

(You may sigh. It's the previews reel.)

But wait! It's not just any previews reel, it's the reel containing our runners up.

Is that pop-music in surround sound? It's got comedic elements, it's got style, it's got sass, a pig, and a monkey...

From potter412 studios (in trendy lowercase):
What To Expect When You’re Wooting.

This precious bundle of joy, delivered to theaters for Summer 2012!

(Awwww!)

Another flash. Another "preview suitable for all audiences" tag.

"War has started and we are hopelessly outclasséd."

(How exciting!)
Is that...
Dr. Humbug?
(Oh no!)

Look!
AssAssin, Toothsteinn, D’ontspille, Triacipedis, the Albino Rhino, and the Green F-Bomb Fairy!
(Time to cheer!)

Scrolled across the screens: THE PREMIER CRU directed by Joshaw

And now our main feature...
Please silence your phones and noisy devices...
It's time for:

Battlecrap!!!
The battle for crap begins at woot

In a world where crap is scarce comes an epic battle. A battle of the highest stakes where only the true warriors of the F5 kingdom will survive. Few will score, many will break their fingers trying. Some say their victory was not worth the fight, while others will climb to the top and shout with honor for having the chance to participate. This May, find out who will become victorious.

Directed by Linad, and presented for our enjoyment.

Thank you!

Stay tuned next month for FLASHIN' LIGHTS FUN with Cat & Ducky! We hope you had fun!

Congrats to the winners! I'm a bit disappointed the theater didn't have any raisinets, but I'll live.

inkycatz wrote:The lights fade...
The scent of popcorn rises in the air...
The screen starts to show moving pictures.

(You may sigh. It's the previews reel.)

But wait! It's not just any previews reel, it's the reel containing our runners up.

Is that pop-music in surround sound? It's got comedic elements, it's got style, it's got sass, a pig, and a monkey...

From potter412 studios (in trendy lowercase):
What To Expect When You’re Wooting.

This precious bundle of joy, delivered to theaters for Summer 2012!

(Awwww!)

Another flash. Another "preview suitable for all audiences" tag.

"War has started and we are hopelessly outclasséd."

(How exciting!)
Is that...
Dr. Humbug?
(Oh no!)

Look!
AssAssin, Toothsteinn, D’ontspille, Triacipedis, the Albino Rhino, and the Green F-Bomb Fairy!
(Time to cheer!)

Scrolled across the screens: THE PREMIER CRU directed by Joshaw

And now our main feature...
Please silence your phones and noisy devices...
It's time for:

Battlecrap!!!
The battle for crap begins at woot

In a world where crap is scarce comes an epic battle. A battle of the highest stakes where only the true warriors of the F5 kingdom will survive. Few will score, many will break their fingers trying. Some say their victory was not worth the fight, while others will climb to the top and shout with honor for having the chance to participate. This May, find out who will become victorious.

Directed by Linad, and presented for our enjoyment.

Thank you!

Stay tuned next month for FLASHIN' LIGHTS FUN with Cat & Ducky! We hope you had fun!

Woohoo! Thanks! That was so much fun I love these games, keep 'em coming!

Thanks for the fun game!

Dang I thought I had a chance with Reboot...

Oh well maybe next time, congrats to the winners!

And I thought my remake of Maximum Overdrive was a real emotional thriller!

Congrats to the winners!

Thank you! This is a great way to welcome me back into the forums after a long hiatus. I had a great time reading and viewing all the entries and creating my own. Can't wait for future battles!