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Actually, your sense of smell is mostly attributed to your taste buds.

[pushes glasses up bridge of nose]

For some reason, the elephant looks like a happy Buddha to me.

why did the artist put those wavy scent lines?! WE KNOW IT'S A SKUNK.

heh heh, I kinda wish it actually SAID "Funk Buddies" on it, *snort*

I thought skunks only spray when they're scared. That is one terrifying elephant buddy hug, man. Way to do something that scares you every day.

They yadda yadda'd over the best part of the artist bio! I <3 Seinfeld references

The skunk smells funk on the trunk. While we listen to punk. With the town drunk. As the stock market sunk. So says, the monk.

This shirt should have told the world: “Why can’t we all just get along? Oh right, I forgot. That makes SCENTS.”

Narfcake wrote:The skunk smells funk on the trunk. While we listen to punk. With the town drunk. As the stock market sunk. So says, the monk.

As the basketball player dunks, the band Lunk plays. Wow, they stunk! I slam my trunk with a thunk, debunk "cyberpunk," flunk the drunk skunk, and climb into my bunk with a clunk.

Just another day in the life of a hunk and his preshrunk junk living in a podunk little town.

Awwwww.... it's like me and my Boston Terrier.

I wonder if there's a yoga class to teach that trunk-knot move?


Congrats on the print!

I like the style that the skunk is drawn in. Something about the way the face is done strikes me as particularly unique.

skatimmy737 wrote:Actually, your sense of smell is mostly attributed to your taste buds.

[pushes glasses up bridge of nose]

I thought it was the other way around? I thought your sense of taste was mostly caused by your sense of smell.

Cheer up man, we're only tell you you're gross because we're your bros

The U L T I M A T E Cutie-P A T O O T I E shirt evah! Gives a whole new meaning to sick and twisted. Purchased two faster than the smell of poot.

skatimmy737 wrote:Actually, your sense of smell is mostly attributed to your taste buds.

[pushes glasses up bridge of nose]

Perception of flavor is driven by texture and smell as well as taste. The sense of smell, however, has nothing to do with taste buds. /neuronerd

Humming softly to myself, wondering if anyone is out there...looking around wistfully...Have I missed the Candy Basket salted caramels?

I've given up on ever winning a box of crap. Been here years and years and bought a hoarder's load of stuff from Woot and because of this I often give weird gifts. Slippery sleep sacks, band-aids, and war dvd's.

Dear Fellow wooters,
I've two Jumbo Woot codes (Thanks to Team Woot).
Can I use both the codes in the same order?

Please let me know. Thanks in advance for your kind inputs.

At first, I thought this shirt was inappropriate. Some sort of stinky, interspecies fornicators.

Glad this shirt is just about two stinky buddies.

I've heard of who getting your panties into a twist, who nose what else can happen?

dont kill me it was the first thing that flashed into head.

I'm in bed; as always, both dogs are stuck to me like barnacles. The one who insists upon acting as my pillow just farted badly enough to wake me.

In for one shirt!

One of these days, I'm going to buy a Great Dane-sized crate, leave the bed to the dogs, and sleep in the crate myself.

But skunks don't stink until they need to. So maybe the elephant scared the skunk, and he's hugging him to say he's sorry.


And YAY for Skunks on shirts

So uh...is there some hidden political commentary here?

Some skunk-related tips that I learned from the guy charged with keeping them away from our apartment (after several spraying-and-stinking-up-the-area-near-the-intake incidents): don't shut up a skunk hole unless you're sure the skunks are out. If you do, they will likely claw their way through into your house, if they can. IF THAT happens (and apparently, it does), stay calm. Open a door. The skunk should go out on its own without leaving any...lingering reminders.

And skunks are supposed to make good pets. That's also what he told me. Somehow, I don't see a rush on pet skunks starting anytime soon!

mikecris wrote:Awwwww.... it's like me and my Boston Terrier.

hey ... me too!! my boston can clear a room in seconds! ...although his favorite place to fart is the car where we can't escape!

I went to the animal fair,
The birds and the beasts were there,
The big baboon by the light of the moon
Was combing his auburn hair,

You ought to have seen the skunk,
He tied up the elephant's trunk;
The elephant sneezed and fell to his knees,
And that was the end of all civilization as we know it.

magyargirl wrote:
And skunks are supposed to make good pets. That's also what he told me. Somehow, I don't see a rush on pet skunks starting anytime soon!

Skunks make great pets! Just make sure your house is proofed against them, because they sure are nosey, and will get anywhere they want to!

Quasiskunk wrote:But skunks don't stink until they need to. So maybe the elephant scared the skunk, and he's hugging him to say he's sorry.


And YAY for Skunks on shirts

I just knew some loser, er, person was going to point out how skunks don't stink normally, so I searched the comments for the word "don't" to see who it was going to be. Of course it would be you to be the one to say it, haha!

I look forward to seeing you in this shirt come November. ;)

Yeah...that nose knot reminds me of the "Snakes on a Plane" poster since part of the trunk can't be traced to the rest of the elephant. That or it's too thin at parts to look like it's connected.

Quasiskunk wrote:But skunks don't stink until they need to. So maybe the elephant scared the skunk, and he's hugging him to say he's sorry.


And YAY for Skunks on shirts

If you spray noxious liquids out near your rear and lack the ability to shower, you probably always stink. You can't say that the stink juice doesn't get stuck in the fur.

hyliansnake wrote:If you spray noxious liquids out near your rear and lack the ability to shower, you probably always stink. You can't say that the stink juice doesn't get stuck in the fur.

Skunks aren't the only creatures that can excrete noxious liquids from their hindquarters, then stink afterwards if they don't shower. ;)

I love the art, but I wish this was on a different color shirt. I don't care for the clashing of the grays.

ThunderThighs wrote:Sorry, just one coupon per order.

Thank you, for the clarification.

adanabbett wrote:I don't care for the clashing of the grays.

What is that, some type of alien feudal society?

hyliansnake wrote:Yeah...that nose knot reminds me of the "Snakes on a Plane" poster since part of the trunk can't be traced to the rest of the elephant. That or it's too thin at parts to look like it's connected.

I agree, the knot doesn't look right. Otherwise, bravo on the design!

Bandrik wrote:I just knew some loser, er, person was going to point out how skunks don't stink normally, so I searched the comments for the word "don't" to see who it was going to be. Of course it would be you to be the one to say it, haha!

I look forward to seeing you in this shirt come November. ;)

I have no idea where your talking about, Mr. Fox ;)

hyliansnake wrote:If you spray noxious liquids out near your rear and lack the ability to shower, you probably always stink. You can't say that the stink juice doesn't get stuck in the fur.

Actually, skunks raise their tail completely out of the way, so they don't spray themselves. And the area where their "nozzles" are is hairless, for that reason too. The tiny residue on their rump fades away quickly, so the scent isn't very strong after awhile. I've held fully-loaded skunks before, and ferrets smell worse.

jippel wrote:I agree, the knot doesn't look right. Otherwise, bravo on the design!

If you trace it with your finger it makes sense.

This one is super cute. Yay for caring for your buddy and finding a way to make it work!