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Unstealthiest Ninja 3

Speed to First Woot:
0m 45.004s
First Sucker:
videophile
Last Wooter to Woot:
syani
Last Purchase:
14 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 35% of Shirt Woots
Top 26% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
14629

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Quality Posts


skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

'Bout time we had ourselves another ninja shirt!

Narfcake


quality posts: 292 Private Messages Narfcake

At least his head isn't on fire!

(Original shirt for reference.)

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond

Saw shirt title on Twitter + posted fastest click through time ever. Yippee! Series continues well. #ninja #funny #etc



fallapart


quality posts: 1 Private Messages fallapart
lonelypond wrote:Saw shirt title on Twitter + posted fastest click through time ever. Yippee! Series continues well. #ninja #funny #etc



Ditto, though I have to admit this is the first of the series I've actually purchased.

EDIT: Just noticed the other two in the week-long sale... should I? Alright, damnit. Bought all three. There, you happy?

. : | MARTURIA | : .

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I was literally just wondering when Dooomcat would give us the third installment. Now I've got to do some financial rearranging to get this shirt.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 98 Private Messages Thirdbase9

I guess it is sink or swim at the ninja school.

I don't know.

dreamofcaramel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dreamofcaramel

I lucked out with "Unstealthiest Ninja 2" in the last random pull - very cute!

Now I'll have "3" as well <3

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

When are the other ninjas going to learn and just leave that guy behind?

cmillard1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cmillard1

Whoa, I stayed up until the posting and actually liked the shirt. That's been rare as of late.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Didn't Myth Busters bust this one?

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I see that the re-emergence of the ninja coincides with this week's side sale. Nice way to premiere the week, it's like the return of an old friend.

cmillard1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cmillard1
bluejester wrote:When are the other ninjas going to learn and just leave that guy behind?



He pretty obviously got his spot through nepotism.

therealjrn


quality posts: 51 Private Messages therealjrn

This here is a funny shirt. I don't care who you are.

Happy 10th Woot!

dcroe05


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dcroe05

I am profoundly disappointed that this shirt was not granted a subtitle.

quabaq


quality posts: 4 Private Messages quabaq

A third ninja?! I anticipate a sellout

dreamofcaramel


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dreamofcaramel
bluejester wrote:I see that the re-emergence of the ninja coincides with this week's side sale. Nice way to premiere the week, it's like the return of an old friend.



I hope that doesn't apply to the shipping date on this one, though.

Shatteredone


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Shatteredone

Left you some link love on my website: http://www.ninjasinpublic.com/

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Placement seems a bit high.
Is that a final mockup?

move along

snmasters


quality posts: 1 Private Messages snmasters

This ninja is beginning to remind me of myself.

cmillard1


quality posts: 6 Private Messages cmillard1

Like this one more than #2, but haven't decided between #1 and #3 yet.

rockymike


quality posts: 16 Private Messages rockymike
dcroe05 wrote:I am profoundly disappointed that this shirt was not granted a subtitle.



I had the same thought just be reading this.

Yeah, so there's that...

Narfcake


quality posts: 292 Private Messages Narfcake

BTW, for those who missed out on the first two installments, they are available in this week's side sale:

Unstealthiest Ninja
Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening

quabaq


quality posts: 4 Private Messages quabaq

Do my eyes deceive me? Can I buy all three with 1 & 2 in the sidesale?

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

"These water wings didn't help at all!"

quabaq


quality posts: 4 Private Messages quabaq
Narfcake wrote:BTW, for those who missed out on the first two installments, they are available in this week's side sale:

Unstealthiest Ninja
Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening



You beat me to the punch this time Narfcake!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Dooomcat, your ninja holds a special place in my heart. He and I are both earnestly well-intentioned but always end up just a little off from where we should be in any given situation. Thank you for this new chapter in The Tales of Unstealthiest Ninja's Adventures; I hope there are many more to come.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

parkermc


quality posts: 23 Private Messages parkermc

That ninja must be incredibly short. Or did his legs freeze off while failing Camouflage 101 in the last shirt?

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
dcroe05 wrote:I am profoundly disappointed that this shirt was not granted a subtitle.

Then let's give it one:
Unstealthiest Ninja III: Stealth by dawn.

move along

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712

Pirates might sail on water, but ninjas (well, most of them) can walk on water.

sinrg


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sinrg

I was really hoping to see The Epic Begins with this week's woot!plus...

This is my all-time favorite woot shirt and I lost it while traveling a couple months ago. I'll keep waiting...watching...hoping for this one to pop again.

lonelypond


quality posts: 450 Private Messages lonelypond
j5 wrote:Then let's give it one:
Unstealthiest Ninja III: Stealth by dawn.



I altered that to Stealth by drown, but that seems cruel. How about Unstealthiest Ninja III: The Drippening



joshmonkey


quality posts: 3 Private Messages joshmonkey
lonelypond wrote:I altered that to Stealth by drown, but that seems cruel. How about Unstealthiest Ninja III: The Drippening



The Moistening?

Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

Ahahaha! I love how this is becoming a series! I do hope it continues!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

feloniousacronis


quality posts: 7 Private Messages feloniousacronis
joshmonkey wrote:The Moistening?



The Unstealthiest Ninja 3: This Time It's Saturated. Or, The Saturation.

NavyStore


quality posts: 3 Private Messages NavyStore

You'd think the noise from blowing up those water-wings would have made more noise. Then again, if they just tied a rope around him, it'd be fun watching him get towed like an inner-tube across Lake Chelan!

o2bindenali


quality posts: 1 Private Messages o2bindenali

Does anyone else want to see this poor erstwhile Ninja finally succeed? I feel so bad for him (kind of like wishing that Charlie Brown would get to kick the football). Come on Unstealthiest Ninja 4: The re-stealthening!

What is this, I don't even...

punkykat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages punkykat

Bought all 3 designs, love the Unstealthiest Ninja series and kept missing out. My husband has already tried to claim them.
"Buy all 3!"
"I already did!"
"I want a men's L!"
"Buy your own!"
Can't wait for them to arrive!

chennai8


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chennai8
Shatteredone wrote:Left you some link love on my website: http://www.ninjasinpublic.com/



It'll be available after 24 hours for $3 extra, until it gets reckoned. please update your note

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

zherynn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zherynn

He may not be the stealthiest ninja, but he's got to be one of the most resilient. Surviving both being set on fire and a one-on-ten fight with enemy ninjas? That's pretty impressive.