My husband IS the Unstealthiest Ninja - At night, if there is a toy anywhere in the room (particularly one that makes noise), his feet manage to find it. If he tosses something onto the bed, it will inevitably cause something large and loud to fall and crash. And maybe start on fire.
It's been an ongoing joke for years, so when the first shirt came out, it was too perfect!
So glad Unstealthy has continued in his floundering quests- hope to see more in the future!