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Keyboard Cat

Speed to First Woot:
1m 57.339s
First Sucker:
kateventure
Last Wooter to Woot:
Seanald
Last Purchase:
12 days ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 40% of Shirt Woots
Top 23% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
1156

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

7%
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6%
7%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
81%
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Woots by State

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Quality Posts


CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Man Keyboard cat sold out. Got a job working for the man. This is actually kind of sad.

Here is the refference!

lonelypond


quality posts: 460 Private Messages lonelypond

All my cats are four paws on the keyboard; is this a look at the projected evolution of felines?

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

zyxomma100


quality posts: 8 Private Messages zyxomma100

Rest in peace, Keyboard Cat. No one played them off better than you.

gertiestn


quality posts: 57 Private Messages gertiestn

Ocean Mussel Goodness, yet another irresistible Woot! kitty t. This is getting downright painful, & it's coupled with a Woot-off. I'm suing if this continues, really I am.

wootvan


quality posts: 63 Private Messages wootvan

This is an inaccurate representation of Keyboard Cat who, in reality, is an inefficient worker. She is always playing with the mouse.

SolaraGuy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SolaraGuy

Anyone else thinking "I want to draw a cat for you."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhoKEj4Nau0

macmankev


quality posts: 6 Private Messages macmankev

Cubicle walls double as scratching posts.

The only problem having keyboard cat working here is people around the office keep wondering why they're finding cat poop in the planters on their desks. And two office goldfish have already gone missing.

thebiggyle


quality posts: 3 Private Messages thebiggyle

I'm pretty sure this is the exact same face Nathan makes when he's working on the computer.

Congrats, bro. Can't wait to see our shirts face off in the reckoning.

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

I like this shirt and am tempted to buy it, however it reminds me of my cube farm job where most of my co-workers were catty!

eholling


quality posts: 10 Private Messages eholling

Yet another cat shirt. Seriously guys? I don't like cats. I know I'm not alone. Space them out or something. Once every couple of weeks maybe?

Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12

And right now.

lisonallie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lisonallie

just meme myself and I! Haha!

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

I would watch said show. Thanks, Woot! for the awesome write up. You guys are amazing.

Gabriel, brother, fish are natural prey for cats. DUH DUH DUH (plot thickening noise)

chrixie


quality posts: 4 Private Messages chrixie

._. The first cat I see not touching the mouse.

lisonallie


quality posts: 7 Private Messages lisonallie

you guys need to give this shirt some love!!
I need this shirt on my body! T_T
http://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/63656/how-do-i-love-thee-let-me-count-the-ways

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

No, no woot. You seem to misunderstand me. I don't really want

Cats!




Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats!

I want Bats!


Bats! Bats! Bats! Bats!




I hope this helps clear up the confusion.

discobanco


quality posts: 1 Private Messages discobanco

I would like to see him watching vids of humans doing silly things in youtube

fatdragon


quality posts: 6 Private Messages fatdragon

Come on, Woot! We're in the middle of my t-shirt buying season; one winner out of the last who knows how many is a bit depressing...

Moral of the story: Meme shirts are the worst - bring on the originals!

oxodizer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages oxodizer

How bout we just open cute and cuddly woot or cat and penguin woot? It is mind boggling to see how many shirts you guys make that contain some cutesy animal doing something a human would do. Maybe lets ask people to push themselves and widen the scope for those of us who don't want to look like an eternal advertisement for fabric softener or children's television.

pdw904


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pdw904

^ What he said.

tweeter78


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tweeter78

Agree with last two.

jbasha


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbasha

I agree.
Sheesh ! You can't swing a dead cat around this place without hitting a... well... a cat t-shirt.
More monkeys, less cats !

metman87


quality posts: 0 Private Messages metman87

what's with all the cat shirts..like every day. am I the only one here who hates cats?

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

And here is how the office management system is set up for "The Biggest Mouser" competitors.
Possibly NSFW for language

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

DoublEE


quality posts: 8 Private Messages DoublEE

It's sad to witness the slow ans painful death of shirtwoot! You should call it memeshirtwoot!

jbasha


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jbasha

He should replace the cat face with a pig and include the caption:
"Where SPAM comes from"
I'm in the wrong business !

tjschaeffer


quality posts: 7 Private Messages tjschaeffer

I am tempted to say "not another cat shirt" but in defense of woot and Nathan, the daily's are picked out far in advance, so really woot is only responsible for two of the cat shirts that are currently available (Cat's Resume and this one). All the rest are derby winners and therefore woot has no control over them.

But yeah, I think we need to see a derby where no anthropomorphic animals are allowed, especially cats.

Also the shirt's artwork is really funny. So bravo, Nathan!

grafikat


quality posts: 1 Private Messages grafikat

I *had* to buy this. I *am* Keyboard Cat! http://www.flickr.com/photos/tarradiddle/6228590309/

jspaziante


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jspaziante

It really bugs me when people post complaints or bash Woot... but dear God can we please stop with the cat shirts?

Woot is where I go to escape from cutesy Facebook memes and cat pictures.

tinsoldiergt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tinsoldiergt

And so, after his 15 minutes of fame, Phil returned to his bland cubicle where he lived out the rest of his life in peace.

revrendmaynard


quality posts: 1 Private Messages revrendmaynard

Seriously, enough with the cat shirts.

May as well start a cat-shirt.Woot! site at this point.

lucky1988


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lucky1988

Congrats Nathan, great character!

zekecatz


quality posts: 202 Private Messages zekecatz

My cat doesn't use the keyboard anymore; she just flicks the touchscreen with her tail. Opens programs, highlights text, re-sizes screens, you never know what might happen.

wirdou


quality posts: 16 Private Messages wirdou

Congrats Nathan!:D:D

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

Thanks so much for all the great comments. I would love a bat design too!

pigtool


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pigtool

And they thought I was mad when I pitched "Animal Hospital" to them. The raw cuteness of Nurse Kitty and Monkey Doctors. Pure Genius overlooked....but wait...What's this on the Fall schedule??? I've been robbed!!!

chezteladog


quality posts: 4 Private Messages chezteladog

Hmm..I came to complain about another stupid cat shirt but I see I wasn't the first to think of doing this.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

After two hours of waiting we have:


Speed to First Woot: 0m 27.114s
First Sucker: kateventure
Last Wooter to Woot: d4rkfighter
Last Purchase: 2 hours ago
Order Pace: 1m 37.114s
Woots Sold: 946

First day sales 946
(with a few gaps when it could not be purchased)

misodiva


quality posts: 0 Private Messages misodiva

So I ordered, got a shipping notice and now it appears it was never sent. I'm pretty sad as I really liked this one

ckarukas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ckarukas
misodiva wrote:So I ordered, got a shipping notice and now it appears it was never sent. I'm pretty sad as I really liked this one



Do you want mine? Large? I got it as a gift from my sister in law, and I can't believe that she thought this was the shirt for me. Really.