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Quality Posts


dfunk29


quality posts: 47 Private Messages dfunk29

I'm gonna wear the woot out of this shirt!

orabbit


quality posts: 31 Private Messages orabbit

While yellow, orange and brown are the neapolitan ice cream of colors, and the typography is great, the message is a little aggressive for my taste.

goldenlegend


quality posts: 5 Private Messages goldenlegend

The t-shirt is so hostile, that it shut down the website.

epitometric


quality posts: 0 Private Messages epitometric

As soon as I saw this shirt I burst out laughing. Definitely getting one.

Foxtaur


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Foxtaur

I guess the message is that compact fluorescents rule, and incandescents drool.

creativehack


quality posts: 29 Private Messages creativehack

With this shirt, you no longer need to waste time and ask for my opinion.
It's a good thing too, you do tend to forget to ask...

RAMPage Soccer for your iPad

collinvh


quality posts: 61 Private Messages collinvh

I like that he's kickin' it old school! Cute design.

bluejester


quality posts: 560 Private Messages bluejester

I don't know, I feel like saying "sucks" is a bit crude. I feel like I could find a similarly sarcastic and rude shirt on any old shirt site.

mikeymet


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mikeymet

It reminds me of something from a Venture Bros. episode. I think a very similar looking bulb was
guiding an old video about the Venture compound in one of the episodes.

Found it!

I like-ah, doo-dah, dah-cha-cha

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

What sucks is when the person who'll wear this owns REAL sucky ideas

crex1111


quality posts: 1 Private Messages crex1111

Such a motivating shirt.

fatdragon


quality posts: 6 Private Messages fatdragon

Beautiful shirt. I love the visual style. I'd definitely be in for one, but "Your text sucks!"

Seriously, pseudo-personal hostility on T-shirts got old around 2001, and even then you had to be publicly seen walking into a Hot Topic to buy them.

Better luck next time, Woot.

Markguns


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Markguns

Shouldn't it say "screw" your ideas?

CharlesP2009


quality posts: 27 Private Messages CharlesP2009

That's not a nice thing to say.

DBoulant


quality posts: 1 Private Messages DBoulant

This shirt would be useful, yet unwanted, at most of my work meetings.

basfiji


quality posts: 9 Private Messages basfiji

This shirt would be best worn by employees of the patent office or the judges of a fifth grade sicence fair

foltzwoot


quality posts: 0 Private Messages foltzwoot

Not a fan of the brown shirt but I did immediately laugh out loud when I saw it...and do continue to snicker each time I look a it! Funniest shirt on woot lately!

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

man, that's an ugly message. who's idea was it to print that?

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 36 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Not so sure how this shirt would go over at any engineering firm's Casual Friday.

zsinix


quality posts: 5 Private Messages zsinix

Love the shirt, but life's taught me that not only can I not get away with saying what's on my mind all the time, but I really can't get away with putting it in writing! Oh well, made me laugh though. Thanks for that!

MNBeta03


quality posts: 5 Private Messages MNBeta03

I wish I could wear this shirt to work every day. I would never have to talk in meetings.

mjc613


quality posts: 48 Private Messages mjc613

Woot is now encouraging impolite behavior. Tsk tsk.

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Am I the only one who finds it amusing that the writer obfuscated "hole" as opposed to "ass" in the ad copy?

move along

ciaralee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ciaralee

While I found the hipster lightbulb and the 'I'm so lonely' at the very end of the description funny, this shirt isn't up my alley. I like the brown shirt though, I have 'Remember the Something Something'
and I really like having a dark shirt that's not black.

iversoncupid


quality posts: 0 Private Messages iversoncupid
bluejester wrote:I don't know, I feel like saying "sucks" is a bit crude. I feel like I could find a similarly sarcastic and rude shirt on any old shirt site.



Well put.

bamaster


quality posts: 5 Private Messages bamaster

Sorry, I'm not a fan of this. It's just so forced and loses the intended impact. "Look at me, I'm cute but with a potty mouth!"

A swing and a miss for Woot!

Please drive through.

rog951


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rog951

Bravo! It's the internet and you didn't use an unneccessary apostrophe!

Hempseed


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Hempseed

Your color scheme sucks. What is this, the 70's? Otherwise, I like it.

ertolsma


quality posts: 13 Private Messages ertolsma

This doesn't seem like a woot shirt. It seems like it should be at tshirt hell, but with the incandescent going down on a CFL or something. This version is just hostile without creativity, which is pretty meh.

TaterTot


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TaterTot

This is horribly negative, and I'd never wear it. If anything, I think this shirt should be directed to the person who changed the layout of the website.

Quote from the film Harvey:

"Years ago my mother used to say to me... 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."

ginbak


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ginbak

My co-workers made me buy this shirt.

DarbX1605


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DarbX1605

I'd totally buy this, and wear it to work - but alas, Anvil.

Bring back American Apparel

stevieboy628p


quality posts: 3 Private Messages stevieboy628p

Now this is a shirt I can wear to work to get my point across without having to really hurt someones "Feelings". I say it's a homerun! I don't know where all you other posters work but if they can't take a little humor and prodding, then I say it's time for a new job. I hear Woots hiring.

jayjays


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jayjays

I feel like this is a design I found in the big & tall clearance section of Burlington Coat Factory. I never understood how, "You suck" or "Your girlfriend loves me" shirts were anything more than boring and unoriginal. At this point i'd rather have another cat on the daily shirt.

ronman101


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ronman101
Foxtaur wrote:I guess the message is that compact fluorescents rule, and incandescents drool.



Would have been nice if one bulb was saying it to the other bulb!

bounty42


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bounty42

New Site Design.
Change in Blanks.
Price increase.

Self referencial humor?
In for 3?



Numquam minoris aestimo potentia stultis, maxime in magna coetus
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■(1:40 PM, 7/27/2012) bounty42 quips, "Forget Guest Editor, what we need is a Guest Rejectionator."
■(10:40 AM, 6/21/2012 ) bounty42 inquires, "Is it just me, or do we not typically get this many Editors Choice shirts?"
■(2:02 PM, 6/15/2012) bounty42 runs numbers.
■(10:40 AM, 6/7/2012) bounty42 dispenses wisdom for all those 'too late' naysayers, "A woot shirt is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to."
■(3:20 PM, 5/18/2012) bounty42 states, "The turtle is very cute, and I love the smug look he's got."

bounty42


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bounty42
DarbX1605 wrote:I'd totally buy this, and wear it to work - but alas, Anvil.



But don't you see, that MAKES the joke?!?!



Numquam minoris aestimo potentia stultis, maxime in magna coetus
------------------------------------
■(1:40 PM, 7/27/2012) bounty42 quips, "Forget Guest Editor, what we need is a Guest Rejectionator."
■(10:40 AM, 6/21/2012 ) bounty42 inquires, "Is it just me, or do we not typically get this many Editors Choice shirts?"
■(2:02 PM, 6/15/2012) bounty42 runs numbers.
■(10:40 AM, 6/7/2012) bounty42 dispenses wisdom for all those 'too late' naysayers, "A woot shirt is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to."
■(3:20 PM, 5/18/2012) bounty42 states, "The turtle is very cute, and I love the smug look he's got."

chennai8


quality posts: 2 Private Messages chennai8
Josephus wrote:man, that's an ugly message. who's idea was it to print that?



Same genius who printed that "F you" shirt.

neyfam2000 wrote:Woot!--going from "Deal-a-day" to "Site-a-day"

gertiestn


quality posts: 53 Private Messages gertiestn

Why is everybody ignoring the kitty on this shirt?