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Speed to First Woot:
1m 0.552s
First Sucker:
lupulin
Last Wooter to Woot:
alcortpa
Last Purchase:
a day ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 28% of Shirt Woots
Top 49% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
3783

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3
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Quality Posts


skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

Can someone explain the nut joke? I hope it isn't what I think it is.

ladybugb


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ladybugb

Called it! Great job, Lyon. It's crazy disturbing, but that's what makes it so great!

empapel


quality posts: 3 Private Messages empapel

It's so... disgustingly awesome.

sarcasm, geeks & microsoft humor
http://2tothe5th.com

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

haha this shirt is wrong on so many levels. I love it.

Wikipedia article on the donner party.

They ate each other.
They're literally serving humans.
That's the joke.
Do you get it?
It's funny.

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

Have to laugh. Don't like that I have to laugh but such are the rules of clever.

lupulin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lupulin

love it! hilarious!

KaylaJ


quality posts: 22 Private Messages KaylaJ

Congrats! And thanks for not going cream ;)

morpheus282


quality posts: 3 Private Messages morpheus282

Am I the only one who thinks it should have been "Donner's Trail Mix"?

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

I've heard the Donner Mix isn't nearly as good as Alferd Packer's Homemade Beef Jerky.

nmpls


quality posts: 20 Private Messages nmpls

I cannot believe I just bought this. I'm not exactly sure exactly if, when, or were I can wear it, but I had to have it.

ryanpblyth


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ryanpblyth

Donner! Party of five! Donner!

lyonscc


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lyonscc

Thank you, everyone!

This is my first win ever :-)!

Parkertron


quality posts: 4 Private Messages Parkertron

Is it paleo to eat people? Would be hard to get organic in this day and age.

Velcro


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Velcro

Gonna wear this when I go hiking/camping with my friends...too funny!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann
lyonscc wrote:Thank you, everyone!

This is my first win ever :-)!



It's a great shirt, congratulations!

panthiest


quality posts: 11 Private Messages panthiest

I just discovered that there's a line I won't cross with offensive jokes....I'm a little disappointed in myself.

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah

As Anna-Maria said in Summer School at the petting zoo:

DISGUSTING!!! ....I Love it! :-)

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

ckeilah


quality posts: 138 Private Messages ckeilah
Parkertron wrote:Is it paleo to eat people? Would be hard to get organic in this day and age.



No, but then you'd be eating dirty hippies. Now THAT is disgusting! ;-P

Please do not increment my Quality Posts count. 69 is a good place to be. ;-)
MOD: We had to...we just HAD TO...

icuc22too


quality posts: 4 Private Messages icuc22too

The shirt's so wrong but it felt so right to buy it.

lmensor


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lmensor
morpheus282 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it should have been "Donner's Trail Mix"?



+1

lete


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lete

Ha ha.... how macabre.

lummox


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lummox

I cannot stop laughing at this shirt! Ordered two of them, now I'm wishing I would have got one day shipping.

LeoF


quality posts: 3 Private Messages LeoF

And it's good in Chili, too.
Goes great with Soylent Green Crackers!

LynxFX


quality posts: 0 Private Messages LynxFX
morpheus282 wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it should have been "Donner's Trail Mix"?


They were called the Donner Party so Donner's Party Mix makes more sense and sticks to the name.

I stopped buying woot shirts but this is too good. Driven across Donner Pass many times.

dassin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dassin
Parkertron wrote:Is it paleo to eat people? Would be hard to get organic in this day and age.



Only if they're grass fed :-)

komnumep


quality posts: 0 Private Messages komnumep
lyonscc wrote:Thank you, everyone!

This is my first win ever :-)!



Congrats. This is a great shirt. I just swore off buying woot stuff, but I'll start that tomorrow, because I'm pretty sure I need this shirt.

mubarama


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mubarama

I was so hoping this shirt would win! I bought 2. My kids got a little history lesson and they laughed, too.

skou


quality posts: 20 Private Messages skou
LeoF wrote:And it's good in Chili, too.
Goes great with Soylent Green Crackers!



Soylent green is people!

Ok, now I've GOT to get one (or, some) of these!

steve

kmclau1958


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kmclau1958
ryanpblyth wrote:Donner! Party of five! Donner!



Scratch that. Donner! party of four...

kmclau1958


quality posts: 1 Private Messages kmclau1958
lyonscc wrote:Thank you, everyone!

This is my first win ever :-)!



Congrats! As a prize, you get to be the first one served.

DonnerParty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DonnerParty

Gotta outfit the whole family... damn limits of 3! :P

DonnerParty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DonnerParty
lyonscc wrote:Thank you, everyone!

This is my first win ever :-)!



Thank YOU sir!

Pascarj


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Pascarj

I remember back in the late 70"s when I moved to Denver and found that the Student Union at the university in Boulder was known as the Alfred Packer Memorial by the students...guess the food was really that bad...

MaverickVII


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MaverickVII

Too soon.

franksmith


quality posts: 4 Private Messages franksmith

Wow... swing and a miss!

Very sincerely no pun intended...

This shirt is in POOR TASTE.

If shirt woot has run out of ideas to this extreme a level then maybe it is time to close the doors?

renegadetim


quality posts: 11 Private Messages renegadetim

So, is this more of a western states story?

Living in Florida I had never heard of this or anything about this at all. Had to read the wikipedia link someone posted.

Was it made fun of in a movie or something? I don't think many people in my circle will get the joke because they won't have heard of the story...

EDIT: Looks like I was right. Western states clearly lighting up the map! (Although the shirt doesn't get posted till 1am EST, I still think the map will be shaded more on the west coast)

renegadetim


quality posts: 11 Private Messages renegadetim

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/films/donner/player/

Great resource to learn about the joke on this shirt.
Including a free hour and 23 minute long documentary, and many other interesting things, including a teacher's guide!

tubtubkins


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tubtubkins

That's just wrong. *Shudders*

dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz

I feel like this is one of those that everyone wanted to vote for because they thought it was funny but most are too afraid to buy...