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Yay for tomorrow

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Quality Posts


skatimmy737


quality posts: 193 Private Messages skatimmy737

Aw man. This needs some Latin. How about "Eugepae enim cras"?

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

You messed up woot, all the people who *really* want this shirt are going to wait until it's been reckoned.

I predict it's pulled in the first week it's on the cutting block.

wpolyak


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wpolyak

I like it, but think I'll wait until tomorrow to buy it.

cannedpoo


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cannedpoo

Putting it off till tomorrow

lonelypond


quality posts: 249 Private Messages lonelypond

Yep. Been there. Step over + around the piles of books when I go back there. So good selections of images because yep, that's where procrastination's at: the nexus of overstacked, undermowed + tilting dangerously to the side.

scrabblefish


quality posts: 3 Private Messages scrabblefish

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

nattedromen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nattedromen

What a great shirt. But why does it have to be Royal Blue? yuck. Gray would be so much better.

tinsoldiergt


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tinsoldiergt

Ah yes, mañana, that sweet sweet place where everything gets done ever so efficiently, leaving me to enjoy today. In other news, the write up seemed eerily similar to the entirety of all my lab classes, senior design included.

bluetide


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bluetide

I usually never comment on shirts (figure why) but this is who I am, THIS TEE DEFINES ME. Thanks Woot. I would eventually buy it in few hours.

radiomode


quality posts: 3 Private Messages radiomode

Thank you people.
Now for the soundtrack:

MichXelle


quality posts: 19 Private Messages MichXelle
nattedromen wrote:What a great shirt. But why does it have to be Royal Blue? yuck. Gray would be so much better.



The blue blood blue stands out to remind us procrastinators to take care of the things we haven't.

I'm in for 3 later lol. Y-a-w-n. I need some real sleep. We have 3 get to gethers, 2 cocktail parties with loads of finger foods and 1 BBQ with everything including beer & ribs. Don't know how we'll pull this off. GNite.

MichXelle


quality posts: 19 Private Messages MichXelle
radiomode wrote:Thank you people.
Now for the soundtrack:



GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eredor


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Eredor

Of course I'm going to buy it. Still haven't done my laundry, since, ahem, i moved out of my parent's home(several years ago). I should REALLY get around to it, probably next weekend.
Until then, I have a fresh supply of woot shirts coming in every day, god bless woot, they thought of EVERYTHING!

P.S: Hey Woot, how 'bout lunch.woot for those too lazy to cook?

lstaff


quality posts: 127 Private Messages lstaff

This is the one i was going to vote for!! But didn't get around to it!!!

Great shirt, the story of my life.

pbnjamz


quality posts: 1 Private Messages pbnjamz

Where's the picture of a computer on the design o_O?

wingedsurfgirl


quality posts: 23 Private Messages wingedsurfgirl
pbnjamz wrote:Where's the picture of a computer on the design o_O?



It's probably behind or under that mountain of paperwork...

wingedsurfgirl


quality posts: 23 Private Messages wingedsurfgirl
CowboyDann wrote:You messed up woot, all the people who *really* want this shirt are going to wait until it's been reckoned.

I predict it's pulled in the first week it's on the cutting block.



This is my form of procrastination... Why clean today, when I can do it as soon as my new Woot shirt arrives?

smalltownutah


quality posts: 1 Private Messages smalltownutah

This Thursday? No! Gotta be next Thursday; you know before the last Friday. Yah! That's it; just after the second Tuesday before Monday of the last Saturday. Now ya got it! So, now ship me shirt, "yay for tomorrow ", before yah mess up my last order from the day before it was to ship last week. Thanks yah, much, again. Mic

FastEddieV


quality posts: 1 Private Messages FastEddieV

Ugh, thanks Woot for reminding me that I'm a class behind on my masters, and that I have class in 5 hours, and that I haven't slept because I'm doing a paper that's due at the start of said class.

And the laundry needs to be done. Hm...

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ReginaFilangee

When I get around to buying this, I sure hope they have one of those "autoship" plans like Amazon, which would be to automatically send a new one every few weeks. Because otherwise, I'll only get to wear it once unless I keep pulling it out of the bottom of the laundry mountain waiting to be done....

May the Crap be with you all!!!

dsaiz11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dsaiz11

Looks like only guys will be buying today's woot shirt...cause girls don't mow the lawn right?! lol

dunderhead


quality posts: 6 Private Messages dunderhead

This made me smile. In for my first shirt.woot!

regards,
dunderhead

connie627


quality posts: 0 Private Messages connie627
wpolyak wrote:I like it, but think I'll wait until tomorrow to buy it.



LOL!

connie627


quality posts: 0 Private Messages connie627

Laughing at the write up and the posts! We should all join the Procrastinator's Society...I hear they will hold induction ceremonies right after they finish their planning for protesting the War of 1812.

walmazan


quality posts: 52 Private Messages walmazan

Congratulation Radiomode!

michaelford


quality posts: 0 Private Messages michaelford
CowboyDann wrote:You messed up woot, all the people who *really* want this shirt are going to wait until it's been reckoned.

I predict it's pulled in the first week it's on the cutting block.

awesome

creativeusername824


quality posts: 0 Private Messages creativeusername824

I told my husband that I would stop buying t-shirts I don't need. Does it count if I start stopping tomorrow, because I need the procrastination shirt today?

-- she says as she procrastinates her research for her master's thesis, for which she's traveling out of state for lab work on MONDAY.

darthbob14


quality posts: 3 Private Messages darthbob14

I'm surprised it actually got printed.... if I'd done it, it would still be on the template :P

"Finally, an excuse to nuke France!"

lilsquiggle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lilsquiggle
CowboyDann wrote:You messed up woot, all the people who *really* want this shirt are going to wait until it's been reckoned.

I predict it's pulled in the first week it's on the cutting block.



This made me laugh so hard XD

Great shirt design too, definitely suits my personality.

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ReginaFilangee
creativeusername824 wrote:Does it count if I start stopping tomorrow, because I need the procrastination shirt today?

-- she says as she procrastinates her research for her master's thesis, ....



LOL @ "start stopping tomorrow"!!!

Now this should be a qual. post! (And if a mod were to agree with me, it would be your first. )



May the Crap be with you all!!!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 0m 29.448s
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Last Wooter to Woot: snidleystash
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago
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Woots Sold: 1581

First day sales 1581

mareveret


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mareveret

Why is it $12 in the email and $15 on the website?

bounty42


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bounty42
mareveret wrote:Why is it $12 in the email and $15 on the website?



I wanted to say something about first day vs. Second day pricing, but then I realized that this is a Procrastionation shirt thread, and I'm talking about being a day late.

There's a joke there. I'll figure out what it is tomorrow.



Numquam minoris aestimo potentia stultis, maxime in magna coetus
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■(1:40 PM, 7/27/2012) bounty42 quips, "Forget Guest Editor, what we need is a Guest Rejectionator."
■(10:40 AM, 6/21/2012 ) bounty42 inquires, "Is it just me, or do we not typically get this many Editors Choice shirts?"
■(2:02 PM, 6/15/2012) bounty42 runs numbers.
■(10:40 AM, 6/7/2012) bounty42 dispenses wisdom for all those 'too late' naysayers, "A woot shirt is never late, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when it means to."
■(3:20 PM, 5/18/2012) bounty42 states, "The turtle is very cute, and I love the smug look he's got."

noc007


quality posts: 0 Private Messages noc007

Damn you Woot. Why do you tempt me to spend all of my money? Don't you know I can't be spending money on a totally awesome shirt that I really should wait to buy in a months time. But by then it would have been reckoned and lost forever.

Woe, woe is me!

SHRoosevelt


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SHRoosevelt

Ordered this and two other shirts at the same time. This one came three days after the other two. Guess I shouldn't be surprised.

fierytresses


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fierytresses
CowboyDann wrote:You messed up woot, all the people who *really* want this shirt are going to wait until it's been reckoned.

I predict it's pulled in the first week it's on the cutting block.



NO. We will wait till just before it is reckoned. ha ha

abuffalo


quality posts: 0 Private Messages abuffalo

I just bought this shirt... instead of getting ready for work, or cleaning the catbox, or loading the dishwasher, or folding that pile of clean clothes...

And then I came here and posted this.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how procrastination is done.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 325 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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abuffalo wrote:I just bought this shirt... instead of getting ready for work, or cleaning the catbox, or loading the dishwasher, or folding that pile of clean clothes...

And then I came here and posted this.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how procrastination is done.

Excellent example. One for others to follow.


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