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Which Way to Bacon Town?

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
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mattryan


quality posts: 42 Private Messages mattryan

This brought out one heck of a laugh, pretty sure it came from the bacon zone.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

Reminds me of a cookbook my grandmother handed down, full of detailed maps of how to chop things. But this is probably more amusing, if not as helpful.

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Quasiskunk


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Where's the Canadian Bacon, eh?

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9

But where do the Beggin' Strips come from?

I don't know.

beggarscoin


quality posts: 0 Private Messages beggarscoin

Tasty and educational!

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9
Quasiskunk wrote:Where's the Canadian Bacon, eh?



Canadian pigs obviously.

I don't know.

daveporphans


quality posts: 0 Private Messages daveporphans

Man, if you are going to have a Bacon T, you need to have Bacon Glutton sized shirts.

Bummer.

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Narfcake


quality posts: 293 Private Messages Narfcake

Everything I know about meat anatomy, I learned from Woot shirts.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

I Love bacon, but I also love all the other pig parts. I get the joke but this shirt's not for me.
Bacon jokes are so 2011 anyways.

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712

mmmm bacon...the sweet taste of blasphemy

once i tried bacon, i knew i would never have a kosher diet again

mollymckee


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mollymckee

I don't know about Bacon Town, but Bacon Level, Alabama is just west of the Georgia border...mmmm good.

pragmatist007


quality posts: 4 Private Messages pragmatist007

Actually, sometimes bacon does come from the cheek.

ilta


quality posts: 4 Private Messages ilta

I'm tempted to buy this and wear it when I teach Hebrew School... I've been there a few years, they probably won't fire me on the spot, right?

cmgonzalez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages cmgonzalez

I've had guanciale, which is pork cheek bacon. Delicious, by the way.

lstaff


quality posts: 204 Private Messages lstaff

I just put a giant "Bacon Free Zone" in the crockpot for pulled pork tomorrow!!

Maybe it's a sign!!

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712
ilta wrote:I'm tempted to buy this and wear it when I teach Hebrew School... I've been there a few years, they probably won't fire me on the spot, right?



If it's a reform congregation, you're good. ;)

jouvamoufette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jouvamoufette

My friend has the exhaustive guide to cuts of meat shirt. I'm totally going to wear this along side of him.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I adore this design. It would make a great apron; too bad it's not being offered as one in this week's side sale.

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ApeLad


quality posts: 44 Private Messages ApeLad

I almost called this "Pigs are Indifferent to Bacophilia", but I feel the expression on his face communicates that adequately.

sharyna


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sharyna

That's right, jowl bacon is delicious—every bit as much so as belly bacon, I daresay (and better-shaped for burgers, too!)!

w00tgurl


quality posts: 26 Private Messages w00tgurl

yer makin me hungry!

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snhntinka


quality posts: 0 Private Messages snhntinka

Great shirt but sad they only included streaky bacon...wish they had included English bacon (back bacon) as those little slices of heaven are the greatest tasting pieces of meat I've ever eaten...sorry American bacon, you are not superior!

gina3graces


quality posts: 44 Private Messages gina3graces


I like round pink bellies. Pigs are cute. But after this, I don't think I will eat bacon again. I think I'm turning veganese. I really think so.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 617 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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gina3graces wrote:I like round pink bellies. Pigs are cute. But after this, I don't think I will eat bacon again. I think I'm turning veganese. I really think so.


No, it comes in plastic wrap or already cooked on a plate. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.



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XterraGuy


quality posts: 8 Private Messages XterraGuy

I've been to Bacontown: http://goo.gl/hbliQ

SturmB


quality posts: 0 Private Messages SturmB

When was I reading this? While enjoying a nice, hearty breakfast of bacon!

SketchBoy


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SketchBoy

Aww, man, this shirt would have been so much better if it included back bacon too.

tursofam5


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tursofam5

Nice work...this artist has some real chops.

lilsquiggle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lilsquiggle
snhntinka wrote:Great shirt but sad they only included streaky bacon...wish they had included English bacon (back bacon) as those little slices of heaven are the greatest tasting pieces of meat I've ever eaten...sorry American bacon, you are not superior!



Indeed, I much prefer back bacon to streaky bacon. Tastier AND less fatty. How could you possibly go wrong XD However, despite this unfortunate mistake, I can still see this being bought for my fiance :P

biggestmexi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages biggestmexi

Did anyone else read the main statement in Anthony Bourdain's voice?

kmeltzer


quality posts: 33 Private Messages kmeltzer

Bacon from the cheek is more like the bacon suburbs. The belly is the town.

drmaxdog


quality posts: 2 Private Messages drmaxdog

First off, love the shirt, got it for my DH, to go with his cow shirt. But I have a question about shirts that will help me with a recent order - on the women's sizes does it say - WL for women's large or does it just say L for large? Meaning tag-wise for the S-M-L could you tell the difference between a mens or a womens shirt. Thanks!!

gnomas


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gnomas

I have a friend how last name is bacon... yet, my friend, is vegetarian, I really want to wear this shirt around her, because I have done stuff like that before.

techdavis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages techdavis
Quasiskunk wrote:Where's the Canadian Bacon, eh?


Canadian Bacon is on the back - where it says "Not Bacon" and "Zero Bacon Here" - in Canada it is called Back Bacon.

lilsquiggle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lilsquiggle
drmaxdog wrote:First off, love the shirt, got it for my DH, to go with his cow shirt. But I have a question about shirts that will help me with a recent order - on the women's sizes does it say - WL for women's large or does it just say L for large? Meaning tag-wise for the S-M-L could you tell the difference between a mens or a womens shirt. Thanks!!



There is no W on the newer Anvil shirts. However the womens labels have a baby blue exclamation mark (the woot logo on the label) whilst the mens have a navy.

Probably worth having a look at these two threads for more info

Let's Talk Lady sizes

Time to Change Our Shirt: Shirt.Woot Now Using Anvil Blank Tees


Both are pretty long threads now, but there is a lot of info in them in terms of shirt comparisons in sizes etc.

sensenigk


quality posts: 8 Private Messages sensenigk

Cute shirt. But just a bit too close to a Married To The Sea comic:



talithaborealis


quality posts: 0 Private Messages talithaborealis
biggestmexi wrote:Did anyone else read the main statement in Anthony Bourdain's voice?



Yes. Yes, I did. There is no better invisible narrator for this shirt offering.

amakat7298


quality posts: 0 Private Messages amakat7298
sensenigk wrote:Cute shirt. But just a bit too close to a Married To The Sea comic:



Thanks for sharing this, I too thought the design of the shirt looked familiar from somewhere.

mithral


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mithral
Quasiskunk wrote:Where's the Canadian Bacon, eh?


Canadian Bacon is just a thin porkchop. American bacon is superior.