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Cow Tipping

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.880s
First Sucker:
pikezh638
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Last Purchase:
13 hours ago
Order Pace (rank):
Bottom 27% of Shirt Woots
Top 50% of all Woots
Woots Sold:
2454

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Quality Posts


bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba

Would be dangerous to tip that cow, it would totally roll out of control.

xxchange


quality posts: 44 Private Messages xxchange

YAY COWS! But how are you supposed to know it's cow tipping just from the image? I thought at first that it was ringing its bell for change.

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lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

I treasure these shirt.woot! loads + I laugh moments we have.

bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

Boy, Colin is really milking the gag in this design.

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 26 Private Messages Thirdbase9

So what is the proper amount to tip a cow?

I don't know.

genericwit


quality posts: 2 Private Messages genericwit

If cows had the cognitive function to speak and make bets, many of them would be relatively rich, I reckon. Especially since cow tipping is impossible for one or two people.

I just wonder what cows would do with the money. Not much to splurge on when you feel too uncomfortable to buy yourself a fine, Italian leather bag...

bluetuba


quality posts: 48 Private Messages bluetuba
xxchange wrote:YAY COWS! But how are you supposed to know it's cow tipping just from the image? I thought at first that it was ringing its bell for change.



Because the jar says TIPS on it.

yeawuteva


quality posts: 115 Private Messages yeawuteva

Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!

crorsina


quality posts: 0 Private Messages crorsina

Don't tip her - looks like she's only a heifer. File this image under "Stanchion Bait"

- With love from WI

Harui


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Harui

As a Wisconsin native, I feel almost obliged to buy this. :P

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

chinster84


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chinster84

To that guy who is the animal rights activist: you're right we shouldn't experiment and eat animals, we should do that to people instead. (Sarcasm)

To the rest of the world: this cow is awesome and reminds me of harvest moon.

genericwit


quality posts: 2 Private Messages genericwit
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!



I bought this shirt, and I love cows. All girls love cows, because they're cute.

Trust me, I'm a doctor. And an engineer. And a jedi.

5of0


quality posts: 3 Private Messages 5of0
This shirt tells the world: "That's gratuitous."



Grooooaannnnn. That one gave me a good wry smile. Well done, summary writer, well done.

<creative signature here>

CowboyDann


quality posts: 702 Private Messages CowboyDann

-sigh- another shirt I would but can't buy. My girlfriend loves cows and this design would have been perfect for her. I think this is my 10th or 11th shirt I'm not buying.

C'est la vie I suppose.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 169 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

I believe I've located the reference to which Colin so elegantly and cleverly alludes.



Congratulations on the print, Colin! I honestly groaned when I saw it; nicely done.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

vipermjb


quality posts: 38 Private Messages vipermjb

Typical Cows, always looking for a hoofout.

Get it? It's like a handout, but cows dont have hands....nevermind.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 316 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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neuropsychosocial wrote:I believe I've located the reference to which Colin so elegantly and cleverly alludes.



Congratulations on the print, Colin! I honestly groaned when I saw it; nicely done.


Awwww, so cute. LOL

schroddie


quality posts: 0 Private Messages schroddie

Am I the only one who thinks about the spherical cow when seeing this shirt?

lete


quality posts: 20 Private Messages lete
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!



mdog0202


quality posts: 3 Private Messages mdog0202

Awww....poor sad-looking Moo Cow :-( I would give her a tip to make her happy :-)

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

Looks like he has about... $3.60 in the jar. Not bad for something that stands around emitting greenhouse gases all day. ;)

Great shirt, Colin!

klstrader


quality posts: 2 Private Messages klstrader
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!



How do animals feel about puns? Because your point is moooooot.

I like the shirt, btw.

luvss2ride


quality posts: 0 Private Messages luvss2ride

being from Iowa .. and that my sister collects these adorable creatures .. and her birthday is in September.. I am surely obligated to buy this shirt! {smirk}

skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

Add a swarm of bees and you've got yourself a Tommy Boy reference. Although the cow does look a lot like the mascot from Dogma as well.

kinzoku


quality posts: 17 Private Messages kinzoku

Tip your burger not your server.

Arandul


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Arandul

Why does a cow need tips? You don't need money, you're just a cow, I bet you don't even have pockets!

lexicon5


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lexicon5
xxchange wrote:I thought at first that it was ringing its bell for change.



That would be Owe-bama...

Philmorgan33


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Philmorgan33
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!


Shut up hippie

Awesome shirt!!

elizalishly


quality posts: 18 Private Messages elizalishly

That is the cutest doggone cow I've ever seen. I'd give it a buck just for those adorable eyes and nostrils.

lilsquiggle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lilsquiggle
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!



Am I the only person that refuses to read this as serious? There is no way this isn't just a troll...

Also, cute cow ^_^

lexicon5


quality posts: 2 Private Messages lexicon5
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!



Then they should stop walking in front of my bullets and car….

GallopingCow


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GallopingCow

haaa! 0_o

prosperouscheat


quality posts: 39 Private Messages prosperouscheat
yeawuteva wrote:Offensive shirt- animals, including cows, aren't ours to be used as entertainment, experiments, or eating. I will be notifying the proper authorities to have this shirt removed: post haste!



Trolololololololo

tamsoony


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tamsoony

I haven't personally been cow tipping, but I've heard many a horror story about stepping in cow pies during these adventures.

jharlam


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jharlam

Another great Woot Shirt for sure!

TXAG96


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TXAG96

I'm still looking for the tiny font disclaimer "This shirt is sponsered by Chik-fil-a."

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
lilsquiggle wrote:Am I the only person that refuses to read this as serious? There is no way this isn't just a troll...

Also, cute cow ^_^


It is a cute cow.

I'm just hanging out, really.

lilsquiggle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lilsquiggle
inkycatz wrote:It is a cute cow.



I think its the giant nostrils that do it for me. No animal with nostrils larger than its brain could possibly be anything but cute :P

coloradoscooterbob


quality posts: 0 Private Messages coloradoscooterbob

As soon as I saw this shirt, I knew I had to have one. It's udderly wonderful. Har!