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Finger Lickin' Deathwish

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CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann



Here is a reference video. Also another one

It's from the zelda vidja games.

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

To be fair, those chickens are willing to take a lot of abuse before they attack.

bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

When you think about it, the chickens are the strongest enemy in the game. Gannon can be defeated. The chicken hordes are invincible.

omnitravis


quality posts: 5 Private Messages omnitravis
lete wrote:To be fair, those chickens are willing to take a lot of abuse before they attack.


lol. Insta-buy. Chickens and LoZ are badass.

lonelypond


quality posts: 414 Private Messages lonelypond

Like the don't mess with this chicken attitude. Although I keep imagining an eyepatch.

secretariat73


quality posts: 0 Private Messages secretariat73

I was hoping it was a reference to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.

http://www.stmoroky.com/

wootvan


quality posts: 62 Private Messages wootvan

Why she's angry:

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

I always knew Link would die from a puncture wound to the skull.

fugginmanny


quality posts: 0 Private Messages fugginmanny

Instabuy. Didnt even think twice.

cjbbgh


quality posts: 1 Private Messages cjbbgh

Shoulda said:
This shirt tells the world: "Hey! Listen! Stay the 'cluck' away from those chickens!"

Eh, maybe not...

blanked


quality posts: 10 Private Messages blanked

What if you know better but still frequently refer to link by the wrong name?

lola4028


quality posts: 10 Private Messages lola4028

There's no fried chicken in Hyrule, but you can have plenty of pumpkin pie.

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

Also don't dash out the door with stolen goods while the merchant's back is turned. If he ever sees you set foot in his store again you're a goner.

duckloft


quality posts: 0 Private Messages duckloft

Hyrule chickens: Tough enough to kill Link. Dumb enough to put bandaids over feathers.

betts4


quality posts: 1 Private Messages betts4

Amused at the triangle in the background, and for whatever it's zelda connection the chicken and the triangle are also another connection. Amused that this comes up on CFA day and hope that woot makes some donations to HRC.

RyogAkari


quality posts: 0 Private Messages RyogAkari

oh my god, this was purchased within seconds.

fav zelda: links awakening which was the first game I discovered this joy in.

Mystic2


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mystic2

Zelda = Buy me now!

ghostofdavid


quality posts: 11 Private Messages ghostofdavid
secretariat73 wrote:I was hoping it was a reference to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.

http://www.stmoroky.com/



That is immediately what I thoght of when I saw the chicken's mighty fury.

Suck it, Trebek.

PixelPants


quality posts: 68 Private Messages PixelPants

Not your typical Zelda design, which is what makes it so appealing. Each game reference is cleverly integrated into the shirt and I suspect that is the same chicken I had such a hard time finding in Ocarina of Time.

TooBah


quality posts: 3 Private Messages TooBah

I get that this is a Zelda shirt, but the first thing I thought of was... well, I was playing Skyrim yesterday, and let's just say I accidentally roasted a chicken.

VenusAD


quality posts: 8 Private Messages VenusAD

In for two. Thank you for finally putting out a Zelda design that is well drawn, detailed, and hilarious without being overdone.

My bf requested as soon as he saw this too. Yay for dork couples with matching shirts!

leftturney


quality posts: 1 Private Messages leftturney

I spy an Xbox logo on the wing. Just sayin...

wpolyak


quality posts: 5 Private Messages wpolyak

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

scapegoated


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scapegoated

What a coincidence, I just illustrated the exact opposite scenario! Great design, I recognized the reference right away. : P

verybadperson


quality posts: 1 Private Messages verybadperson

Great shirt for Chick-fil-A day!

linksdeity


quality posts: 22 Private Messages linksdeity

I'm not gonna be that guy who comes in here, and tells everyone that they are called "Cuccos," and not chickens. I just won't do it! No one wants to be that guy.




wootdougwoot


quality posts: 11 Private Messages wootdougwoot

Does the chicken have large talons?

Ba-GOCK!!!!

Has anyone seen my velociraptor?

zt3rr0r


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zt3rr0r
betts4 wrote:Amused at the triangle in the background, and for whatever it's zelda connection the chicken and the triangle are also another connection. Amused that this comes up on CFA day and hope that woot makes some donations to HRC.



IT'S LINKS PIECE OF THE TRIFORCE.. courage i believe.

4 woots
7 woot shirts

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

move along

jzerkel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jzerkel
linksdeity wrote:I'm not gonna be that guy who comes in here, and tells everyone that they are called "Cuccos," and not chickens. I just won't do it! No one wants to be that guy.



came here to post this, sans nobility.

/edit: oh yeah, I'm THAT guy.

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
jzerkel wrote:/edit: oh yeah, I'm THAT guy.


Someone always is.

I'm just hanging out, really.

annieflies


quality posts: 12 Private Messages annieflies

Totally getting this in support of the backyard hens movement in my city. She looks to be one tough mother clucker!! Can not wait to wear this one to city hall.

oops, pardon me, i wooted

lizzichu


quality posts: 1 Private Messages lizzichu

This shirt is so awesome!!! I know how it is to mess with those cuccos its not fun...


I would buy this shirt but alas I have been on a spree last week and I mostly am a sucker for cute cat shirts.

The erge its wants me to buy it!

dontwantaname


quality posts: 13 Private Messages dontwantaname

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I have no clue what this is, but my son laughed for quite a while when he saw it.
Swore he would wear it.

WE LURV YOU TOO! Dork!!!
No greater love is lost than that not shared.

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

Speed to First Woot: 0m 8.334s
First Sucker: lete
Last Wooter to Woot: Kelshir
Last Purchase: 2 minutes ago
Order Pace: 0m 44.557s
Woots Sold: 2048

First day sales 2048

sebby94


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sebby94

Hey how come I was refunded today does that mean my shirts not coming

inkycatz


quality posts: 105 Private Messages inkycatz
sebby94 wrote:Hey how come I was refunded today does that mean my shirts not coming



I really have no idea, you'll need to contact service@woot.com. Sorry!

I'm just hanging out, really.

linguo42


quality posts: 0 Private Messages linguo42
sebby94 wrote:Hey how come I was refunded today does that mean my shirts not coming



Mine got refunded as well. They claim it was unable to be delivered to my shipping address, but they've successfully sent me four shirts before so I don't know why this one would be any different.

Annalog


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Annalog

All the years I have played Zelda and I never thought of attacking the chickens! I see it was just as well. ;-)