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I was hoping for a Half Life shirt from the thumbnail. I love how nonchalant he is though.

Oh, and a hipster joke for you, I can't remember how it went but it ended: something something before it was cool.

Early morning chuckle, thank you. Though I would like to point out that the write up says he needs the right hand for his cigarette when the image clearly shows both hands using ninja weapons.

Smooth, except the pointy bits.

I have trouble believing in the concept of a hipster Ninja. Aren't they always skulking about in the open, hinting at how much better than you they are for knowing some odd bit of esoteric trivia?

To be hiding in the shadows seems counter to their very nature.

Nathan's Hipster Ninja? Oh sure, it's cute, but I was wearing hipster ninja shirts way before woot got in on it. And you know if woot's printing it, it's soooooooo over.

CowboyDann wrote:I was hoping for a Half Life shirt from the thumbnail. I love how nonchalant he is though.

Oh, and a hipster joke for you, I can't remember how it went but it ended: something something before it was cool.

I think you mean, "How did the hipster burn his mouth?"

Should have had a Mars shirt today Woot. Curiosity safely landed on the red planet less than an hour ago!

bluetuba wrote:Should have had a Mars shirt today Woot. Curiosity safely landed on the red planet less than an hour ago!

^This

Woot! I am disappoint...

hipster ninja is so sure he only fights with the left hand that he made sure you said it twice. In a row.

Hipster Ninja: He was a ninja before it was cool to be a ninja.

Those ninja weapons are sooo mainstream.

Was I the only one expecting a shirt related to the Curiosity Mars rover today?

On second thought, the shirt would be inappropriate in case the mission failed. Now that we know the landing was good, how about a Mars-themed shirt sometime this week?

Congrats Nathan! I love it!

By the way, Yesterday I used your Batman tshirt on the movie theater and I received a lot of compliments!

Does this come in v-neck?

Stickin' it to those samurai conformists.

In for one, laughed as soon as I saw it.

joshbuchfink wrote:Does this come in v-neck?

This is the best comment.

He used to use the standard six-point ninja stars, but they were so mainstream.

Thanks, friend! Awesome to hear that, Wenceslao. I finally saw the movie this weekend and loved it.

The writers at woot are all cold-hearted stealthy warriors. Thanks for the incredible description!

And thanks, all!

walmazan wrote:Congrats Nathan! I love it!

By the way, Yesterday I used your Batman tshirt on the movie theater and I received a lot of compliments!

ChronoSquall14 wrote:He used to use the standard six-point ninja stars, but they were so mainstream.

Soooooo mainstream, they're lamestream!!

The hipster ninja is unique. Want proof? just ask him.

joshbuchfink wrote:Does this come in v-neck?

+1

And a Deep Vee!

joshbuchfink wrote:Does this come in v-neck?

Haha! You win - well said

joshbuchfink wrote:Does this come in v-neck?

+1

greeeat. yet another pun that's mildly entertaining at best the first time you see it, then tires more quickly than orson welles after dessert... who is voting for all of these??

mrmitch86 wrote:greeeat. yet another pun that's mildly entertaining at best the first time you see it, then tires more quickly than orson welles after dessert... who is voting for all of these??

+1

congrats Nathan!:D

mrmitch86 wrote:greeeat. yet another pun that's mildly entertaining at best the first time you see it, then tires more quickly than orson welles after dessert... who is voting for all of these??

The shirt.woot staff editors, who pick five of the seven shirts printed each week.

neuropsychosocial wrote:The shirt.woot staff editors, who pick five of the seven shirts printed each week.

serious? what's the point of the derby then...

and editors, what gives? i used to have a rough time holding back from purchasing shirts nearly every day because they used to be artistic, insightful, thought-provoking, intelligent or any combination thereof.

enough of the 'cute' (read: stupid) puns. snorg has that covered. i know it's summer and the kids are out of school, but come on, they're poor anyways.

mrmitch86 wrote:serious? what's the point of the derby then...

and editors, what gives? i used to have a rough time holding back from purchasing shirts nearly every day because they used to be artistic, insightful, thought-provoking, intelligent or any combination thereof.

enough of the 'cute' (read: stupid) puns. snorg has that covered. i know it's summer and the kids are out of school, but come on, they're poor anyways.

Harsh, but I agree. I haven't bought a woot shirt since Eats Shoots Leaves, the gangster panda with a gun.

PemberDucky wrote:
regardless, i'm feeling sassy, so you've earned the dubious honor of today's offended party. special!

Hey! I'm now offended upon discovering that my accurate response to Hipster Derby Guy inspired his rant. Can I retract my helpfulness?

Psh! Cotton?? I might think about it if it were alpaca...

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mrmitch86 wrote:…yet another pun that's mildly entertaining at best the first time you see it, then tires more quickly than orson welles after dessert...

…enough of the 'cute' (read: stupid) puns…

Uh…I think someone might be a tad bit shaky on what a pun actually *is*, i.e. wordplay. This is just a joke, like the Orson Welles dig in the same post. You don't like the joke, fair enough, but there *is* a difference between a joke (good or bad) and a pun. :P