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English Muffin

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Top 49% of all Woots
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bluejester


quality posts: 530 Private Messages bluejester

A little mood music for the occasion:

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?

Second Verse:
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

ganome


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ganome

yea.... that is not an english muffin, joke fail
also English muffins aren't from england.... they were invented in New York City

tsfisch


quality posts: 31 Private Messages tsfisch

Uhm, anyone else see a butt on the chin?

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712

The adorable design quota has been met.

Congrats on the print! This was one of the few designs I really liked from this derby.

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712
tsfisch wrote:Uhm, anyone else see a butt on the chin?



Ahhhhhh I can't unsee that now! Poor muffin.

aerc712


quality posts: 4 Private Messages aerc712
ganome wrote:yea.... that is not an english muffin, joke fail
also English muffins aren't from england.... they were invented in New York City



Yes, because this design just screams "I'm serious! Analyze me!" not "I'm adorable and funny."

jro2020


quality posts: 4 Private Messages jro2020

:-( why is he smiling i though the thing about royal guards and the english in general was the whole stiff upper lip stern expression thingy

mrgrogg


quality posts: 9 Private Messages mrgrogg
ganome wrote:yea.... that is not an english muffin, joke fail
also English muffins aren't from england.... they were invented in New York City



Uh, it's not a joke fail. You just failed to get the joke.

The whole point of the joke is that putting a beefeater on a regular muffin and giving it a bayonette-tipped rifle will turn it into an English muffin.

If it was already an English muffin, it wouldn't need the beefeater and rifle.

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How much work could a network net if a network could net work?

yawnmama


quality posts: 0 Private Messages yawnmama

I would have guessed Walzaman. Oh well. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Yay?

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5

Radscoolian


quality posts: 12 Private Messages Radscoolian

Ah, shucks! Thanks Spiritgreen!
I really am honored that you would choose my design. And I hope to see your entries again soon.

Now, in honor of the occasion, I'm going to eat a pudding stoically.

lola4028


quality posts: 4 Private Messages lola4028

He's got a Peter Griffinly obscene chin, and Mr. Crab's legs.

ganome


quality posts: 3 Private Messages ganome
mrgrogg wrote:Uh, it's not a joke fail. You just failed to get the joke.

The whole point of the joke is that putting a beefeater on a regular muffin and giving it a bayonette-tipped rifle will turn it into an English muffin.

If it was already an English muffin, it wouldn't need the beefeater and rifle.



ok one that hat isnt called a "beefeater" nor is that the type of guard/soldier that wears that hat

the hat is a Bearskin, which are worn by the queen's guard (but was worn by other country's guards too
A Beefeater is slang for a Yeomen Warders

The More You Know /shooting star

anyways my point was it would have work just as well and easily with an English muffin (which aren't English anyways) rather than a cupcake style muffin, in fact at first glance i was like "ok cupcake guards? oh muffin, english muffin har har" this is the type of siesta pun but not siesta enough to be a funny siesta pun design you see on 2nd or 3rd rate shirt sites not woot, or at least what woot use to be.

mrmcmac


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrmcmac
bluejester wrote:A little mood music for the occasion:

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,



A top hit in the early 20th century. Maybe we could turn it into RAP !

violetserenity


quality posts: 0 Private Messages violetserenity

So stinkin' cute!

MaxAwesome


quality posts: 6 Private Messages MaxAwesome

I thought these guys weren't supposed to smile?

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 177 Private Messages Spiritgreen

This muffin is undeniably chunky 'n cute and he makes a convincing Palace Guard, but what especially brings it alive for me are Radscoolian's textures and subtle lighting.

And ain't it the perfect souvenir to take home after two weeks of the London Olympics? ^__^

skatimmy737


quality posts: 189 Private Messages skatimmy737

So cute I just wanna pinch those little nooks and crannies!

bettynugs


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bettynugs
mrmcmac wrote:A top hit in the early 20th century. Maybe we could turn it into RAP !



In the words of the great Frank Zappa (RIP):

The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside
Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

algonacchick


quality posts: 0 Private Messages algonacchick

I don't see this as a joke fail at all. I think it's adorable!

bassanimation


quality posts: 97 Private Messages bassanimation

Great choice, Spirit! I really like the overall appeal of this design. Great character, good shapes, all that important stuff :D. Plus, it's an English Muffin! :D

safyrejet


quality posts: 64 Private Messages safyrejet

Well now I want some root beer flavored toothpaste....

jaaayzhu


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jaaayzhu

Awww, so cute.

But you know, the real ones are like this:
-_-

lonelypond


quality posts: 240 Private Messages lonelypond

cheerful + fun

grampawizard


quality posts: 0 Private Messages grampawizard

That is SO not an English muffin! It's a muffin muffin dressed up to look like a British soldier. Fake!

thewronggrape


quality posts: 34 Private Messages thewronggrape

I love this little guy. Immediately reads as "English Muffin" to me. I showed my guy and in his half-asleep state he guessed: "Uh... Marge Simpson Cupcake?"

Still adorable!

TheGolux


quality posts: 6 Private Messages TheGolux

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lusluckylad


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lusluckylad
ganome wrote:yea.... that is not an english muffin, joke fail
also English muffins aren't from england.... they were invented in New York City



English muffins were not invented in New York City.

sombrillo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages sombrillo

Got my Radscoolian "English Muffin" shirt today. It is awesome!

captchrista


quality posts: 0 Private Messages captchrista

hey anyone know what to do about getting a wrong size shirt..i ordered a womens xl they sent the mens xl...was a present for my 4'11" aunt...lol..wayyyy too big..

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 318 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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captchrista wrote:hey anyone know what to do about getting a wrong size shirt..i ordered a womens xl they sent the mens xl...was a present for my 4'11" aunt...lol..wayyyy too big..

You can email service@woot.com for assistance.

Were you aware that we changed our shirt blanks back in February? The ladies' sizes run a bit larger.

An easy way to tell is by the tags:

Dark blue on the top tag around the ! logo = men's.
Light blue on the top tag around the ! logo = women's.

captchrista


quality posts: 0 Private Messages captchrista
ThunderThighs wrote:You can email service@woot.com for assistance.

Were you aware that we changed our shirt blanks back in February? The ladies' sizes run a bit larger.

An easy way to tell is by the tags:

Dark blue on the top tag around the ! logo = men's.
Light blue on the top tag around the ! logo = women's.



no i was not aware ...i got an email that said o sorry..so i guess im just out of luck on that...but yet it still says..woot shirts run small...i ordered the same size i ordered for her last time... im starting to get used to the changes in woot...sending me wrong colors...sending me 3 of an item i only ordered one of 3 weeks to get some bras ..o sorry 12 business days...with 3 weekends...lol..and today a matress delivered and left in the rain. i used to love woot.o well...o and btw...all that has just happen since may...go figure...