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bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

I like the melancholy feeling I get from the little guy looking out the window. A Walmazan print always brings a smile to my face.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

At least the in-flight meal is fish.

baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

So happy to see this print! This was a must buy!

wyldcolt45


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wyldcolt45

He should just be glad he got the window seat

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

The penguin's body language is so wistful as he stares out the airplane window. Wishes don't always turn out quite like we would like them to, but dreams are what sustain us during the mundane banality of daily life.

I think I understand how that penguin feels.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

Thirdbase9


quality posts: 100 Private Messages Thirdbase9

It could have been worse, he could be a flying fish now.

I don't know.

heathenflower


quality posts: 1 Private Messages heathenflower

Comical and tragic, my favorite kind of Woot Shirts.

Reclaimer456


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Reclaimer456

Wistful? Melancholy? Are we looking at the same shirt? You see those 3 lines above the penguins head? Those are to indicate surprise.

lonelypond


quality posts: 463 Private Messages lonelypond

Memorizing the view. Nicely done.


Merry Christmas shirtwoot!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann



In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends

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Edit: Fixed for Neuro.

wyldcolt45


quality posts: 2 Private Messages wyldcolt45

And just offscreen, the walrus who wished for dinner.

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends



This is, no joke, the most helpful thing any wooter could post daily. You've been here for like 3 years, so I'm sure you understand.

This could have saved years of misguided cries of racism, not to mention the continual "huh, I haven't seen this TV show, therefore I don't get it. Is this a Gilmore Penguins joke?"

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
AdderXYU wrote:This is, no joke, the most helpful thing any wooter could post daily. You've been here for like 3 years, so I'm sure you understand.



It was supposed to be satire on how political cartoons explain way too much. If it gets a good response I might start doing this on nights I get bored with the other woots. Yes I'll continue to use comic sans because it is the best font ever created.


Edit: Wait! I have the approval of the great Adder?!? I think this might become a nightly thing for me now. Dammit, gonna have to go to bed later now.

baqui63


quality posts: 8 Private Messages baqui63
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends



I must be one the the people Cap'n was talking about. Thanks, Dann.

shirt.woot people: I'd buy Dann's version of the shirt.

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

His revision was better because it actually showed the surprise with more than just some lines.

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends



It's true... I do have stupid friends.

duckduckfish


quality posts: 5 Private Messages duckduckfish
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends



I so wish this was on the shirts I get from the random shirt days. This shirt I understand without explanation. A lot of the random shirts I get are over my head. Although it is fun to wear those around because random people will comment about how awesome my shirt is and that people just don't get it these days! Lol

polluxoil


quality posts: 33 Private Messages polluxoil

I really love this shirt. I also loved the other design but honestly I was going to be happy with either one printing. Yay walmazan!

AdderXYU


quality posts: 38 Private Messages AdderXYU
CowboyDann wrote:It was supposed to be satire on how political cartoons explain way too much. If it gets a good response I might start doing this on nights I get bored with the other woots. Yes I'll continue to use comic sans because it is the best font ever created.


Edit: Wait. I have the approval of the great adder?!? I think this might become a nightly thing for me now. Dammit, gonna have to go to bed later now.



Political cartoons of the sort you describe are, after probably Diesel Sweeties and Family Circus, the worst comics possible. That makes two approvals in one night. Some people haven't gotten that many in their whole time here. And won't.

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg
duckduckfish wrote:I so wish this was on the shirts I get from the random shirt days. This shirt I understand without explanation. A lot of the random shirts I get are over my head. Although it is fun to wear those around because random people will comment about how awesome my shirt is and that people just don't get it these days! Lol



Are we friends???

Raider9924


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Raider9924
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends



The shirt should be printed double sided with this on the back so when people ask you what your shirt is of all you have to do is turn around and show the explanation.

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CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
AdderXYU wrote:Political cartoons of the sort you describe are, after probably Diesel Sweeties and Family Circus, the worst comics possible. That makes two approvals in one night. Some people haven't gotten that many in their whole time here. And won't.



I think I'm gonna faint. This is truly an honour. And to think I was considering not posting this here, leaving it just for Deals.Woot-chat. Fantastic.

baqui63


quality posts: 8 Private Messages baqui63
Raider9924 wrote:The shirt should be printed double sided with this on the back so when people ask you what your shirt is of all you have to do is turn around and show the explanation.



That would be even better. Someone do this. Please. I'll buy it.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
baqui63 wrote:That would be even better. Someone do this. Please. I'll buy it.

If CowboyDann capitalizes the Is, I'd buy one too. Maybe even on Anvil.

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

captainsuperdawg


quality posts: 14 Private Messages captainsuperdawg
neuropsychosocial wrote:If CowboyDann capitalizes the Is, I'd buy one too. Maybe even on Anvil.



Don't we need Walmazan's permission?

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial
captainsuperdawg wrote:Don't we need Walmazan's permission?

Well, yes. And we'd need woot's cooperation. I suspect the former would be forthcoming, coupled with laughter, and the latter... not so much?

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

andypop


quality posts: 8 Private Messages andypop

nooo! I know this is such a minor detail, but it really bothers me that the artist had to add those three "surprise" lines above the penguin's head.

Was so much better when I thought the penguin was sad, not surprised.

baqui63


quality posts: 8 Private Messages baqui63
neuropsychosocial wrote:Well, yes. And we'd need woot's cooperation. I suspect the former would be forthcoming, coupled with laughter, and the latter... not so much?



Wait... former means the first one and latter means the last one, so ... ok, got it.

gina3graces


quality posts: 44 Private Messages gina3graces

Cowboy Dann is pure awesome sauce.

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 18 Private Messages DaveInSoCal
Raider9924 wrote:The shirt should be printed double sided with this on the back so when people ask you what your shirt is of all you have to do is turn around and show the explanation.



+1 I would definitely buy this.


tx3089


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tx3089
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends

--
Edit: Fixed for Neuro.



Thanks for this. I was so confused looking at the picture... I had no idea it was a lamp he was holding.
Edit* Honestly I thought he was holding down his beak.... I was so confused.

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
tx3089 wrote:Thanks for this. I was so confused looking at the picture... I had no idea it was a lamp he was holding.
Edit* Honestly I thought he was holding down his beak.... I was so confused.



Oh man I can't un-see that now.

wootfast


quality posts: 4 Private Messages wootfast

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“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” –E. B. White

seikokk


quality posts: 0 Private Messages seikokk

Reminds me of Opus and Bill: A Wish for wings that work.

debbernaut


quality posts: 8 Private Messages debbernaut

to add insult to injury, the in-flight movie was "March of the Penguins."

faryl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages faryl

I don't need - or even want - another t-shirt.

My t-shirts are primarily stay-at-home-wear, but this is too cute to keep it from being displayed in public.

Maybe I can turn it into a tote bag. Or travel pillow.

wirdou


quality posts: 16 Private Messages wirdou

Congrats Wences!:D:D

DonWilliams


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DonWilliams

In the actual true story, the woman was black.

ajeoae


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ajeoae
CowboyDann wrote:

In case you didn't get the joke.

[Inspired by this in DWC]
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: Not a fan of the shirt. Would be kinda hard to explain
[22:01] Captainsuperdawg: I have stupid friends

--
Edit: Fixed for Neuro.



I think this is kindof why so many spoke out about not liking the thought bubble on the T-Rex shirt...you could figure out what was going on just by spending a little time to think about it (still all three designs are top notch and congrats to the winners)