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Why Did It Have To Be Snakes

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Quality Posts


bluejester


quality posts: 558 Private Messages bluejester

Reference video for those Indiana fans out there: Indian Jones hates snakes

BelyndaG


quality posts: 17 Private Messages BelyndaG

My theory is that the only good snake is a dead snake. I'm sure Dr. Jones would agree.

rom


quality posts: 54 Private Messages rom

Snakes > N.azis

lonelypond


quality posts: 410 Private Messages lonelypond

whip smart. (tried resisting, really)

trekmiss


quality posts: 7 Private Messages trekmiss

OK, at first glance I thought it said I hate Frakee. Was wondering who Frakee was. Snakes! Yeah, I hate them, too.

Am I the only one who sees Frakee?

safyrejet


quality posts: 121 Private Messages safyrejet

When I first saw that I thought it said "Lhate Shakes" and I wondered what is "lhate" ? Is that some new fancy way to spell late(with that mark thingy above the e)? And why the rope...OOhhhhh wait, I see it. "I hate snakes"

And then of course it was all clear.

tbq


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tbq

I love Indiana Jones and would love another Indiana Jones inspired shirt, but I don't hate snakes so I have to sit this one out.

tomtomdrumdrum


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tomtomdrumdrum

Assuming the handle is about 1 inch in diameter, the whip measures out to be about 10 feet, which is accurate.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc

If you guys don't get the reference, it probably has something to do with either Mad Max or this guy .

Congrats on the print Vincent, nice to see you classing up the joint!





capguncowboy


quality posts: 15 Private Messages capguncowboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LUpOsXXD6c

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann

Meh, Dodgers lost it 8-4. what disappointment. I give you this lousy piece of doodoo



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jedibunneh


quality posts: 1 Private Messages jedibunneh

My python and my corn snake disapprove.

killifish


quality posts: 0 Private Messages killifish

I totally get the Indiana Jones reference, it makes me want to like the shirt, but the message just makes me sad

Can I hug someones snake? The reptile kind...

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 210 Private Messages Spiritgreen

This would be the perfect day to launch Hat Woot. I'm just sayin'.

Great design, 6AMCrisis.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14

This shirt also lets people know that if you throw them the idol, they will throw you the whip.

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14
trekmiss wrote:Am I the only one who sees Frakee?



Maybe Frakes, but if you hated Jonathan Frakes, I would come to harsh words with you.

6amcrisis


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 6amcrisis

Thanks guys for your comments and Woot for my print

Tony - you show Mark 'Jacko' Jackson some respect! He was a champion footballer, acted on US tv, had a No. 1 hit single, and is the current serving Australian Prime Minister.


Vince

whitcwa


quality posts: 12 Private Messages whitcwa

Warning to witty wooters- I'm going to be humorless here.
Just because it comes from a movie doesn't make it a good shirt. If you're afraid of snakes then just say that. It is a fairly common reaction. I would rather handle a snake than a mouse or rat.

odysseyroc


quality posts: 32 Private Messages odysseyroc
6amcrisis wrote:Thanks guys for your comments and Woot for my print

Tony - you show Mark 'Jacko' Jackson some respect! He was a champion footballer, acted on US tv, had a No. 1 hit single, and is the current serving Australian Prime Minister.


Vince



I heard he once did 80,000 handstands in front of people. (or something like that)





VenusAD


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tbq wrote:I love Indiana Jones and would love another Indiana Jones inspired shirt, but I don't hate snakes so I have to sit this one out.



Ditto. Snakes are awesome.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Looks like a baseball jersey that Short Round would wear.

"YOU CALL HIM DOCTOR JONES, DOLL!!!"

logicape


quality posts: 3 Private Messages logicape

I love Indy AND hate snakes, and this shirt is still largely uninspired to me. I think I'm getting too crotchety in my later years...

6amcrisis


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 6amcrisis
odysseyroc wrote:I heard he once did 80,000 handstands in front of people. (or something like that)



That's crazy talk!

goldenspiral16


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goldenspiral16

It took me a bit to see the Jones reference but did anyone remember that this same line is from Harry Potter?

ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14
goldenspiral16 wrote:It took me a bit to see the Jones reference but did anyone remember that this same line is from Harry Potter?



I think you're referring to Ronald Weasley, who hates spiders. What a creepy shirt that would make.

I can't say I hate snakes, but I'm also not looking to run into any. Happy to be out of diamondback country and more into garden snake country.

talnsg


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tomtomdrumdrum wrote:Assuming the handle is about 1 inch in diameter, the whip measures out to be about 10 feet, which is accurate.



I didn't do the math, but visually it looked right ...... except for the message.

I like snakes - both the kind that slithers and the ones I can wield (though mine has a red & black handle).

Can we have the opposing view on another shirt?

neveracquiesce


quality posts: 3 Private Messages neveracquiesce

Finally, a Jock shirt!

Mostafa84


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mostafa84
tomtomdrumdrum wrote:Assuming the handle is about 1 inch in diameter, the whip measures out to be about 10 feet, which is accurate.



So... are you a Whhhip enthusiast or just really into BDSM?

miken927


quality posts: 122 Private Messages miken927

Why did there have to be snakes?


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Mischief101


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Mischief101
whitcwa wrote:...snip.. I would rather handle a snake than a mouse or rat.



I 2nd that. I love Snakes! I love all animals but that doesn't mean I'm willing to handle them like you can a snake.

Good memory from about 17 years ago - My brother's best friend had a boa or python (can't remember) but it was white and yellow and over 6 foot long. We were at the beach and he's wearing it over his shoulder and decided to visit the restroom. It was so funny seeing a couple of teenagers come running out of the bathroom saying "Did you see that Snake!!!" Good memories!

PAPOY!

MCOnigiri


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MCOnigiri

I would buy this shirt, but I kinda like snakes sooo...

miken927


quality posts: 122 Private Messages miken927
MCOnigiri wrote:I would buy this shirt, but I kinda like snakes sooo...



But then if you wore it, you'd be being 'ironic'!


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ChronoSquall14


quality posts: 39 Private Messages ChronoSquall14
tomtomdrumdrum wrote:Assuming the handle is about 1 inch in diameter, the whip measures out to be about 10 feet, which is accurate.



That is cool for you to figure out and AMAZING that the artist took that into consideration. I wondered if it was too long myself but didn't do any measurements.

fishbiscuit5


quality posts: 32 Private Messages fishbiscuit5
6amcrisis wrote:Thanks guys for your comments and Woot for my print

Tony - you show Mark 'Jacko' Jackson some respect! He was a champion footballer, acted on US tv, had a No. 1 hit single, and is the current serving Australian Prime Minister.


Vince



Vince? I thought this was by Vincent? I'm so confused. Congrats on the print! Next up, the I hate rats shirt!

bounty42


quality posts: 15 Private Messages bounty42
CowboyDann wrote:Meh, Dodgers lost it 8-4. what disappointment. I give you this lousy piece of doodoo




Every character in an action movie knows that a sheet of plate Glass is only there so that you can throw someone through it. And then the snakes are loose in the room.

Ye gods I want to play some Feng Shui now.



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tippypaws


quality posts: 3 Private Messages tippypaws

I work at an animal shelter and one day someone sent in a monetary donation with a little note that said, "For all the cats and dogs, but no snakes!!!"

Poor snakes!

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
bounty42 wrote:Every character in an action movie knows that a sheet of plate Glass is only there so that you can throw someone through it. And then the snakes are loose in the room.



Great observation, I didn't think of that.

6amcrisis


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 6amcrisis
fishbiscuit5 wrote:Vince? I thought this was by Vincent? I'm so confused. Congrats on the print! Next up, the I hate rats shirt!



It's a collaboration with my evil twin brother, Vince. Sorry for the confusion!

Vincent.

6amcrisis


quality posts: 4 Private Messages 6amcrisis
ChronoSquall14 wrote:That is cool for you to figure out and AMAZING that the artist took that into consideration. I wondered if it was too long myself but didn't do any measurements.



It's partly the reason why I didn't use the "Why did it have to be snakes" quote instead. With all the looping it would have been way too long.

Vincent