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The Elemental Eatery

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Quality Posts


baybei


quality posts: 49 Private Messages baybei

Congratulations on the print fishbiscuit! I bought one!

dsaiz11


quality posts: 1 Private Messages dsaiz11

So clever...so happy! Congrats Fishbiscuit5!
Yay! First sucker.

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Remember the first question you need to ask yourself about a super detailed shirt like this one: How long and how closely do I want people to be staring at my chest.

tefnut4th


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tefnut4th

periodic jokes are okay, but these are too frequent.

kd1357


quality posts: 5 Private Messages kd1357

Thyme Lemonade? Is this a reach or really something that people commonly drink?

xochiluvr


quality posts: 14 Private Messages xochiluvr

Bacon is there - it exists in a quantum state between chicken salad and pork chops.

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Why isn't Fb, for Fish Biscuit, part of the Table of Elemental Eatery? I believe they're totally eatable, at least by fish...

Congratulations on the print, Fishbiscuit!

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

mrgrogg


quality posts: 10 Private Messages mrgrogg
bluejester wrote:Remember the first question you need to ask yourself about a super detailed shirt like this one: How long and how closely do I want people to be staring at my chest.



That's exactly why I love this shirt: http://www.cafepress.com/staringattits

(It's worth clicking to see the closeup and then clicking the zoom so you can read it. Totally hilarious.)

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CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann
wsprite wrote:Can't believe that B is for Burrito and not Bacon



BACON IS DEAD!!! We buried him a couple nights ago.

Here's your crappy thing with the stuff.

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

I think this would make an awesome poster, but it way too much for a shirt. Still clever design. I'm sure all us nerds whether science nerds or food nerds can argue into infinity over which food should have been which "element". I expect this could be a very busy discussion thread.

spidergirl42


quality posts: 1 Private Messages spidergirl42

This is an awesome shirt. Too bad some elements got skipped though, like Db, Bh, Hs, Mt, Ds, Rg, Cn, Fl, and Lv. So that begs the question, what foods would those be? Would they be highly unstable creations? :P

YES!

demon00689


quality posts: 10 Private Messages demon00689

"Kraut" is just the german word for "Cabbage," so I think it'd be more of an isotope of Ca than its own element.

stormbourne


quality posts: 1 Private Messages stormbourne
tefnut4th wrote:periodic jokes are okay, but these are too frequent.



Apparently you have to be in the
right element to appreciate them

abatheguy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages abatheguy

Pluto is my favorite planet, and now Plutonium is my favorite element.

Mmm... pie.

benjaminleebates


quality posts: 8 Private Messages benjaminleebates

I would so hate to be the chef in that restaurant. That would be a kitchen nightmare. It's like the swedish chef paired with beaker or bunson.

lonelypond


quality posts: 461 Private Messages lonelypond

This requires an alteration of the one from column a and one from column b strategy...so many combos.

Like Poe? Of course you do, you're here ; ) Try my new mystery novel:

hisserbee


quality posts: 2 Private Messages hisserbee

I really want there to be some kind of game where you randomly generate a real chemical molecule and make your meal out of the elements in it.

B...


quality posts: 0 Private Messages B...

... whose knowledge of the Marvel Universe far exceeds
are own, and who are extraordinarily willing to correct us.... yea think ?

alectheviking


quality posts: 2 Private Messages alectheviking
bluejester wrote:Remember the first question you need to ask yourself about a super detailed shirt like this one: How long and how closely do I want people to be staring at my chest.



So true.. Chucknorium comes to mind.

leopoldmozart


quality posts: 7 Private Messages leopoldmozart

Ba: Bacon - Second row from the left, fifth one down.

It's there, bacon fans. I think most of us can agree that as long as Bacon is represented, the burrito could (should) be there, too.

gibbskri


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gibbskri

When do we get a white T-shirt? Tired of the black and navy.

pr0gr4m


quality posts: 0 Private Messages pr0gr4m
hisserbee wrote:I really want there to be some kind of game where you randomly generate a real chemical molecule and make your meal out of the elements in it.



I'm using mercury and arsenic.

cslott


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cslott

I would like this on a poster, so I can shoot a sticky dart to decide what to make for dinner

5of0


quality posts: 3 Private Messages 5of0
leopoldmozart wrote:Ba: Bacon - Second row from the left, fifth one down.

It's there, bacon fans. I think most of us can agree that as long as Bacon is represented, the burrito could (should) be there, too.



Thank goodness, I was afraid I was the only one that had the attention span to get down that far. Come on people, at least read the shirt before you start tearing it apart for not including things :P

<creative signature here>

hagbard78


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hagbard78

If this were an actual menu and one ordered a 'water' they'd just get one lonely onion ring with a bunch of hummus.

joulesmd


quality posts: 0 Private Messages joulesmd

Anyone else think this would be awesome as a reusable grocery bag? Hm? Woot- hint, repro it as a bag so people can stare at it as long as they want w/o awkward comments and could be used to carry many of the items listed...

kushneb


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kushneb

Periodic Table jokes have become cheap and common, two things I simply cannot abide.

aquastardreamer


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aquastardreamer

Hmmm ... I've seen this shirt before ...

kevlar51


quality posts: 47 Private Messages kevlar51

congrats on the print, Fishbiscuit5!!

Ochreknight


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Ochreknight

Explosive elements on this table include B, In, and Lu (depending on the "specialness").

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Hmmm. I guess the subject matter is clever enough. But I have to take issue with the dazzling array of colors used in this design. Ow, they hurt my eyes.

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Spicy Goat? What country is this diner in?

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats fishbiscuit! This is so clever and yummy!

Well deserved!

corysterrett


quality posts: 2 Private Messages corysterrett

No bacon? No thanks.

dannykel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dannykel

Congrats, Fishbiscuit! And thanks for keeping Bacon alive as Ba!

lbitnasty


quality posts: 0 Private Messages lbitnasty

If you live in Boston, go to Cambridge and see this shirt IRL!

http://www.miracleofscience.us/

GREAT FOOD!

KieranJW


quality posts: 0 Private Messages KieranJW

Hey Woot, is the reason you stopped making the shirt zoom into one big picture to make it marginally harder for people to copy the image?

SludgeHammer


quality posts: 1 Private Messages SludgeHammer

My favorite element is La!

dreane


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dreane
gibbskri wrote:When do we get a white T-shirt? Tired of the black and navy.



I am tired of black too. Red, green, blue...can't you get any t-shirts with color? I love the Raven shirt, but you can't see it on a black shirt. Why didn't someone see this and change it? Wow!

Dreane