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Do a Barrel Roll!

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Quality Posts


Stexe


quality posts: 21 Private Messages Stexe

ZZ RR!

computermd82


quality posts: 31 Private Messages computermd82

First shirt in quite a while I bought on release date. Had to have this!

V'Owl Birthday of Celebrations GIVEAWAY!!!!
"And the man in the rain picked up his bag of secrets, and journeyed up the mountainside, far above the clouds. And nothing was ever heard from him again, except for the sound of Tubular Bells."

amnewsboy


quality posts: 48 Private Messages amnewsboy

I'm kinda surprised the write-up didn't make mention of a Norwegian Blue parrot.

clanaota


quality posts: 1 Private Messages clanaota

For those who don't get it....

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

and

do a barrell roll

woot!

lonelypond


quality posts: 409 Private Messages lonelypond

I almost enjoying learning things about games (?!?!??!) I've never seen from shirt.woot! so clue? Anyone?

maybe not a game. If not game, therefore meme is the new rule?

And because I'm putting my learning process on display (blame insomnia), I have reread clanaota's links (thank you) and have now realized it references a video game I have actually played (once.)

So if game, then also meme. Syllogism achieved.

Good night.

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester

Don't worry, I've got a reference video if there are those of you out there who still might wondering what the shirt is a reference to.

bsmith1


quality posts: 101 Private Messages bsmith1

I'm not sure I understand the "Don't wear this shirt"... Does woot really think it was only mediocre?

CowboyDann


quality posts: 716 Private Messages CowboyDann



A Very lazy image for a very lazy shirt.

tgentry


quality posts: 111 Private Messages tgentry

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bsmith1 wrote:I'm not sure I understand the "Don't wear this shirt"... Does woot really think it was only mediocre?



For the record I think it's fantastic. Definitely my favorite N64 game.

bagawe


quality posts: 4 Private Messages bagawe

Would have been a buy if it were still a pangram.

dmaz


quality posts: 12 Private Messages dmaz

Brb while I go make this on zazzle. Weak sauce guys.

dipdac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dipdac

well at least im not the first one to point out that there isn't a J, U, M, P, or S in that sentence.

For a moment there, I thought I was going to have a WORD PROBLEMS!.

bsmith1


quality posts: 101 Private Messages bsmith1
dipdac wrote:well at least im not the first one to point out that there isn't a J, U, M, P, or S in that sentence.

For a moment there, I thought I was going to have a WORD PROBLEMS!.



I see an 'S'. Nice try, chum!
Edit: Oh, snap! There is a 'U' too!

zoniax


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zoniax
bsmith1 wrote:I'm not sure I understand the "Don't wear this shirt"... Does woot really think it was only mediocre?



No, it wasn't mediocre in the least (we're talking about Star Fox 64). This is probably one of less than half a dozen games you can pick up, play, and beat in about an hour. Then you can start the damn thing over again, pick the SAME PATH and still have just as much fun. Of course, different paths are available.

Mediocre? Not even a little. Way off, woot.

Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel.

dipdac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dipdac

BTW, woot, this game withstood the test of time WAY better than most of the other 64 games, and that's right, I'm, talking about you, Goldeneye!

"mediocre" PSHHHH!

dipdac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dipdac
bsmith1 wrote:I see an 'S'. Nice try, chum!
Edit: Oh, snap! There is a 'U' too!



well fine.

dipdac


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dipdac

wait, there's an 's' alright, but there most certainly is no...


oh it's in quick.

silly me.

bsmith1


quality posts: 101 Private Messages bsmith1
zoniax wrote:No, it wasn't mediocre in the least (we're talking about Star Fox 64). This is probably one of less than half a dozen games you can pick up, play, and beat in about an hour. Then you can start the damn thing over again, pick the SAME PATH and still have just as much fun. Of course, different paths are available.

Mediocre? Not even a little. Way off, woot.



Don't forget about the multi-player. It was a good change of pace from GoldenEye. The tanks and "foot patrol" as we called them were pretty worthless, but fun going against 3 friends in planes.

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete

This is not a pangram! Good night!

leilana80


quality posts: 23 Private Messages leilana80

Ahh, this is good.
On a side note, I went to high school with a "Nathan W. Pyle". I'm wondering if it's one and the same...

Edit: Just did a quick Google search. Yep, it's him. Weird!

thumperchick


quality posts: 233 Private Messages thumperchick

But that sentence defeats the purpose of the original sentence. I no longer has every letter of the alphabet!

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 542 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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tgentry wrote:For the record I think it's fantastic. Definitely my favorite N64 game.


Same for my son. He replied with XD when I showed him this shirt.



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pupyluvr


quality posts: 48 Private Messages pupyluvr

Not Impressed...

The other fox did a
no-handed 720 to barspin 360 triple backflip no handed superman seatgrab busdriver barrel roll tailwhip
over 3 lazy dogs!

bluejester


quality posts: 557 Private Messages bluejester
leilana80 wrote:Ahh, this is good.
On a side note, I went to high school with a "Nathan W. Pyle". I'm wondering if it's one and the same...

Edit: Just did a quick Google search. Yep, it's him. Weird!



Awww. Nathan may have an offbeat sense of humor, but I wouldn't go so far as to call him weird.... ;)

leilana80


quality posts: 23 Private Messages leilana80
bluejester wrote:Awww. Nathan may have an offbeat sense of humor, but I wouldn't go so far as to call him weird.... ;)



I would say "mysterious" would be a more appropriate term for his former high school self... at least that what he seemed like to us young swooning gals.

baqui63


quality posts: 8 Private Messages baqui63
dipdac wrote:well at least im not the first one to point out that there isn't a J, U, M, P, or S in that sentence.

For a moment there, I thought I was going to have a WORD PROBLEMS!.



It's a barrel roll (thus the fox is upside down, over the fox).

When upside down, the r forms a j, the w an m, and the d a p.

Thus, all the letters are covered.

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle
baqui63 wrote:It's a barrel roll (thus the fox is upside down, over the fox).

When upside down, the r forms a j, the w an m, and the d a p.

Thus, all the letters are covered.



^HA! WINNER^
THAT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG GUYS
SERIOUSLY
YEAH, THAT WAS IT!

Good lookin out, baqui63!

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holdingontowater


quality posts: 2 Private Messages holdingontowater
tgentry wrote:For the record I think it's fantastic. Definitely my favorite N64 game.



favorite super nintendo game too!

-badda bing

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

And thank you to the woot writers - the bit about r/gaming makes me reallaugh

lete


quality posts: 23 Private Messages lete
leilana80 wrote:Ahh, this is good.
On a side note, I went to high school with a "Nathan W. Pyle". I'm wondering if it's one and the same...

Edit: Just did a quick Google search. Yep, it's him. Weird!



What's so weird about that? Anyone who's ever gone to high school anywhere could have designed this shirt.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

I understand the mashup of the two distinct bits, but I don't see that it works without all the letters being in the result. Strikes me that the dog wasn't the only lazy one involved here...

merrihart


quality posts: 0 Private Messages merrihart

I'd just like to say...

It's "The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog."

I know, because we had to type this...over and over and over and over...

cchrone


quality posts: 4 Private Messages cchrone
merrihart wrote:I'd just like to say...

It's "The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog."

I know, because we had to type this...over and over and over and over...



They just wanted you to type it wrong all those years.. why do you need RED? R, E, and D are all used elsewhere..

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

Why oh why isn't this on a brown shirt? Gah!

orabbit


quality posts: 29 Private Messages orabbit

My favorite pangram is "New Job: Fix Mr. Gluck's hazy TV, PDQ!" It's the only one I know of to use each letter exactly once. Can I make that into a t-shirt?

westz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages westz

it's funny, but i'm not spending $12 on a black shirt with a cute phrase on it. try some art too next time :/

chefgon


quality posts: 1 Private Messages chefgon
merrihart wrote:I'd just like to say...

It's "The quick red fox jumps over the lazy brown dog."

I know, because we had to type this...over and over and over and over...



I'm sorry, but you've been typing it wrong. Oh well, time to start over and type them all again!

logicape


quality posts: 3 Private Messages logicape

I haven't bought a woot shirt in almost a year... and prints like this are a large part of the reason. Sorry woot, fail.

zzickle


quality posts: 1 Private Messages zzickle

At first, I thought it was a Google reference....