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The Cat in the Box

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Quality Posts


arevan


quality posts: 9 Private Messages arevan

This will go great with my Schrodinger equation shirt!

neuropsychosocial


quality posts: 171 Private Messages neuropsychosocial

Ha!

(For those who are neither physicists nor natives of Seussland, this shirt is wicked funny. Promise.)

RIP A.A. Blanks (Obituary)

Dillybear


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Dillybear

Cat in box
Box on uranium rocks
Cat on rocks
Dead and alive in box.

jmgenens


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jmgenens

Why is this happening?

I'm *NOT* a cat shirt person!!!! That said, the last Woot T that I bought was the asphalt, chalk outlined Curiosity shirt... BUT I WANT THIS ONE NOW TOO! It completely satisfies the nerd in me.

How many cat shirts does one have to own before they become a cat shirt person?

bluejester


quality posts: 569 Private Messages bluejester

Cat in the box sounds almost like a food chain...a very, very twisted food chain.

lonelypond


quality posts: 464 Private Messages lonelypond

So if you turn the box upside down, you have a...hat, perhaps?

Need a New Year's Resolution? Resolve to read In The Bleak December ; )

ruthsdad


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ruthsdad

No umlaut. Bummer.

tantris


quality posts: 1 Private Messages tantris

Is Schrodinger related to Schrödinger?

safyrejet


quality posts: 123 Private Messages safyrejet

When I saw the thumbnail on facebook I was totally expecting the write up to rhyme, with or without nonsense words. *sigh* Woot you disappoint.

ThunderThighs


quality posts: 620 Private Messages ThunderThighs

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tantris wrote:Is Schrodinger related to Schrödinger?

Lazy Americanized version of the name.

safyrejet wrote:When I saw the thumbnail on facebook I was totally expecting the write up to rhyme, with or without nonsense words. *sigh* Woot you disappoint.

Yay! Our streak continues!


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landsnark


quality posts: 10 Private Messages landsnark

DAMMIT I had sworn off woot shirts because Anvil don't fit me or my daughter...but I may have to break my vow because I totally love this one for both of us. DAMMIT.

LarryLars


quality posts: 67 Private Messages LarryLars
jmgenens wrote:I'm *NOT* a cat shirt person!!!! That said, the last Woot T that I bought was the asphalt, chalk outlined Curiosity shirt... BUT I WANT THIS ONE NOW TOO! It completely satisfies the nerd in me.

How many cat shirts does one have to own before they become a cat shirt person?



Are the cats on both your shirts alive or dead?

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Have you checked your Private Messages lately?
 

j5


quality posts: 63 Private Messages j5
safyrejet wrote:When I saw the thumbnail on facebook I was totally expecting the write up to rhyme, with or without nonsense words. *sigh* Woot you disappoint.


Here you go
(note that the correct Americanization of "ö" is oe, but if you're being lazy, just drop the "e", wot?

I have a shirt catalog, y'all!

bluetuba


quality posts: 58 Private Messages bluetuba

Maru would be proud

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

raydub


quality posts: 0 Private Messages raydub

Shouldn't the box be closed so we can't actually see the cat?

lordbowen


quality posts: 315 Private Messages lordbowen

For you purists out there - go to your local Michael's or equivalent and get a bottle of fabric paint. Add umlaut. Problem solved.

Invisiblemoose


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Invisiblemoose
bluetuba wrote:Maru would be proud


Why not link to an original Maru video? http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu

lstaff


quality posts: 205 Private Messages lstaff

Incredibly brilliant, comforting and maybe a bit disconcerting all at the same time.

Good Ole Reliable Nathan. Bravo, Bravo!

cslott


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cslott

Look inside- and you shall see- a cat alive- or not, maybe!

nathanwpyle


quality posts: 37 Private Messages nathanwpyle

Haha! Woot writers making a reference to Seven. You guys are simultaneously creative and twisted at the same time and all at once.

lordbowen wins comment of the day as far as I'm concerned!

Kittysafe


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Kittysafe

*Bought*

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ReginaFilangee

"Wear this shirt: Underneath the 25 other Schrödinger-themed shirts you no doubt own."

*Looks around the room with suspicion*
How did you KNOW THAT??!!!
Alright---fess up. Who has been looking in my closet?
Hmmmmm......until you actually open the doors and look, I might have 25 Schrodinger-themed shirts....or I might not. Both possible realities exist simultaneously....until someone confesses to having looked.

May the Crap be with you all!!!

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ReginaFilangee
jmgenens wrote:Why is this happening?

I'm *NOT* a cat shirt person!!!! That said, the last Woot T that I bought was the asphalt, chalk outlined Curiosity shirt... BUT I WANT THIS ONE NOW TOO! It completely satisfies the nerd in me.

How many cat shirts does one have to own before they become a cat shirt person?



Too late, even though this shirt is really more about physics than cats. C'mon over to the cat side anyway. We have catnip cookies.

(I sooooooooooooo wanted that Curiosity cat shirt, but missed it!)



May the Crap be with you all!!!

Carloswithac


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Carloswithac

I'd get one, but I would hate to explain it to all the dum dums I meet.

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ReginaFilangee
lordbowen wrote:For you purists out there - go to your local Michael's or equivalent and get a bottle of fabric paint. Add umlaut. Problem solved.



Brilliant idea. Thanks!

May the Crap be with you all!!!

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ReginaFilangee
Carloswithac wrote:I'd get one, but I would hate to explain it to all the dum dums I meet.



Didn't you read the write up?:

This shirt tells the world: "Oh, don't ask me to explain it. I don't really get it beyond the fact that there's a cat involved."

May the Crap be with you all!!!

tritone917


quality posts: 2 Private Messages tritone917

I'd buy this in a second except for the lack of the umlaut. I'll still probably still buy it, but I'm uncertain as to when.

ReginaFilangee


quality posts: 9 Private Messages ReginaFilangee
tritone917 wrote:I'd buy this in a second except for the lack of the umlaut. I'll still probably still buy it, but I'm uncertain as to when.



Buy it!:

lordbowen wrote:For you purists out there - go to your local Michael's or equivalent and get a bottle of fabric paint. Add umlaut. Problem solved.



May the Crap be with you all!!!

MOS95B


quality posts: 0 Private Messages MOS95B

The Missus (aka She Who Must be Obeyed) says no more shirts.

What is more important? Get the shirt, or get in trouble???

Shirt wins......

Charitwo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Charitwo

no brainer, in for 1

kingjimmy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kingjimmy

meh, I find this theme way overused and unoriginal.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus
ThunderThighs wrote:Lazy Americanized version of the name.



just incredible. It's nöt like there was even a fönt invölved yöu cöuld blame. If yöu're gönna dö a science shirt, put söme effört intö it.

Josephus


quality posts: 25 Private Messages Josephus

Really, for this to work, there should be a glow in the dark cat with Xed-out eyes.

Spiritgreen


quality posts: 225 Private Messages Spiritgreen

When you can picture a shirt being worn on The Big Bang Theory, you know it's going to be popular.

Congrats Nathan, king of the pop-culture one-liners. ;)

walmazan


quality posts: 65 Private Messages walmazan

Congrats Nathan! another awesome shirt!

stredupp


quality posts: 0 Private Messages stredupp
ruthsdad wrote:No umlaut. Bummer.



That was my first thought, also. My second thought was, "Fabric paint."

skatimmy737


quality posts: 207 Private Messages skatimmy737

If I decide not to buy this shirt, will it cease to exist?

jjkriegel


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jjkriegel

Does this some with detachable umlauts for Dr. Schrödinger's name??

The Not So Mighty Jiff of Jenns, we shall oppress the nation with peanut butter like you have never seen.

Duukdkarn


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Duukdkarn

For those who miss the Big Bang Theory reference...