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bluetuba wrote:THAT'S IRONIC BECAUSE I TOO AM EASILY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY SUGAR!

HI! SUGAR SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW.

inkycatz wrote:HI! SUGAR SOUNDS GREAT RIGHT NOW.

I WILL VACATE THE KITCHEN.

SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO BE IN CHARGE OF DINNER.

I WANT NO ART OF YOUR COLLECTIVE COOKIE MADNESS.

PemberDucky wrote:AW MAN, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. AND YOU ARE AWESOME. AND COOKIES ARE AWESOME.

DAMN MY FUDDY-DUDDY-NO-GIFT-ACCEPTY-WHILE-ON-WEBSITEY-POLICY.

:C

THAT'S THE FACE I'M MAKING. RIGHT NOW. EN CAPPS.

MAYBE THE BOSS WILL LET US MAKE COOKIES.

WE ACTUALLY HAVE THIS FANCY COOKIE OVEN THING AND FROZEN COOKIES THAT GO WITH IT AT WORK BUT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BAKE COOKIES BECAUSE I'D DO IT EVERY OTHER DAY AND THE COOKIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS OR CLIENT VISITS.

ALSO SOMETHING ABOUT DJCKERDOODLES BEING INAPPROPRIATE, BUNCHA FUDDY DUDDIES.

bluetuba wrote:WE ACTUALLY HAVE THIS FANCY COOKIE OVEN THING AND FROZEN COOKIES THAT GO WITH IT AT WORK

WHAT IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN DOUGH THEY CAN'T OBJECT CAN THEY? OR DOES IT EXPLODE IF YOU USE OFF BRAND COOKIE DOUGH?

inkycatz wrote:WHAT IF YOU BRING YOUR OWN DOUGH THEY CAN'T OBJECT CAN THEY? OR DOES IT EXPLODE IF YOU USE OFF BRAND COOKIE DOUGH?

I'M NOT SURE BUT THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA!

*REMOVES A ROLL OF COOKIE DOUGH FROM HIS LUNCHBOX TOMORROW*

TIME FOR LUNCH!

IF THERE IS A COOKIE EXPLOSION I'LL BLAME IT ON ONE OF THE CREATIVE PEOPLE, THEY ARE ALWAYS BREAKING THINGS!

IF COOKIES WERE TO ARRIVE AT THE OFFICE, YOU COULDN'T BE BLAMED IF YOU "FELL" IN THE BOX AND SOMEHOW ENDED UP TAKING A BITE OF ONE. OR TWO. REALLY, WHO IS COUNTING?

COWORKERS COMPLAIN WHEN I SHARE AND THEN WHINE WHEN I DON'T.

MEH.

PemberDucky wrote:I LIKE THE WAY YOUR BRAIN WORKS.

THERE'S A PILL FOR THAT.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IF YOU WERE REALLY GOING TO MAKE ME SOME COOKIES MAVYN YOU CAN BAKE THOSE COOKIES AND SEND THEM TO WOOT HQ ADDRESSED TO BLUETUBA C/O PEMBERDUCKY AND SHE CAN HOLD THEM FOR ME.

AND IF SHE HAPPENS TO BE WEARING THAT BOX OF COOKIES AS A HAT ONE DAY AND ALL THE COOKIES ACCIDENTALLY FALL INTO HER MOUTH THAT'S OK BECAUSE I'M TOTALLY COOL LIKE THAT.

SHE WASN'T ACCEPTING A GIFT, SHE WAS JUST BEING A REALLY CLUMSY MERCHANDISE MIDDLE-MAN.

MMMMMM DOUGHNUT HAT

UH OH, I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT DOUGHNUT HAT I POSTED IT TWICE.

THAT MIGHT BE EMBARRASSING IF I WEREN'T CAPSROCKING AT THE TIME.

I HONOR THE ANCIENT TRADITION OF CAPSLOCKING ON THURSDAY!

OH Potty Emergency! CAN'T BELIEVE JUST SAW INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY IS COMING SOON CAN'T WAIT RIGHT NOW!

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!

I'M GONNA ROCK THESE CAPS HARDER THAN I'VE EVER ROCKED CAPS BEFORE!

BY THE END OF THE DAY I'LL BE EXHAUSTED LIKE JAMES BROWN BUT I'LL THROW THAT BLANKET RIGHT OFF ME BECAUSE I'VE STILL GOT MORE LOCKS TO CAP BABY!

WOOT WOOT!

ALPHABET SOUP, OF COURSE!

CELEBRATING IN STYLE BY ROCKING IT UPPER CASE. WOO HOO.

A GAME OF SCRABBLE MUST BE PLAYED!

I ALSO PROPOSE PUTTING A LARGE POSTER OF R. LEE ERMEY ON THE WALL AND YELLING AT IT IN HONOR OF OUR IRL CAPSLOCKING FOREFATHERS.



FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN GIVE THANKS TO IMAGES OF YOUR FAVORITE MUSICAL CAPSROCKING SCREAMERS.. SUCH AS

ANGELA GOSSOW



JOHAN HEGG



OR PETE LOEFFLER

PemberDucky wrote:I LOVE IT.
I WAS GOING TO SUBMIT MEATLOAF AS ANOTHER, BUT THEN I THOUGHT, "NO, BECAUSE HE DID 'TWO OUTTA THREE AIN'T BAD,' WHICH WASN'T VERY CAPSLOCK."

BUT BAT OUTTA HELL? THAT SONG IS SO CAPS LOCK.

I ENJOY THE IDEA OF R. LEE ERMEY BEING LIKE...THE SANTA CLAUS OF CAPS LOCK DAY. ONLY INSTEAD OF COMING INTO YOUR HOUSE AND GIVING CHILDREN TOYS, HE JUST WAKES YOU UP IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT BY BELLOWING AT YOU.

THAT'S BRILLIANT, AND INSTEAD OF COOKIES & MILK WE CAN LEAVE HIM A CIGAR AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKY

IS IT REBELLIOUS TO POST HERE USING SHIFT?

i am lowercasing in ur capslock thread, sitting quietly and attempting to be as unobtrusive as i can.

no1 wrote:i am lowercasing in ur capslock thread, sitting quietly and attempting to be as unobtrusive as i can.

LOWERCASE IN THE CAPS LOCK THREAD, CAPS LOCK IN THE LOWERCASE THREAD... CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER

I WISH I WAS NERDY ENOUGH TO SPEAK KLINGON. I'LL BET THOSE GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCEPT OF LOWERCASE IN THEIR SOCIETY.

bluetuba wrote:I WISH I WAS NERDY ENOUGH TO SPEAK KLINGON. I'LL BET THOSE GUYS DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CONCEPT OF LOWERCASE IN THEIR SOCIETY.

I KNOW A FEW PHRASES, BUT ONLY SPOKEN. MUCH MORE THAN THAT AND MY THROAT IS SORE.

Mavyn wrote:I KNOW A FEW PHRASES, BUT ONLY SPOKEN. MUCH MORE THAN THAT AND MY THROAT IS SORE.

DID HE JUST CALL US ALL COWARDS?? IF HE WERE ANY OTHER MAN I WOULD KILL HIM WHERE HE STANDS!

PemberDucky wrote:WHERE ARE THE DARK CHOCOLATE GUINNESS WHOOPIE PIES??

I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.

I AGREE! I BOOKMARKED A RECIPIE FOR IRISH CAR BOMB CUPCAKES ONCE BUT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN AROUND TO MAKING THEM. WHOOPIE PIE SOUNDS LIKE EVEN MORE FUN!

PemberDucky wrote:WHERE ARE THE DARK CHOCOLATE GUINNESS WHOOPIE PIES??

I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE.

FLYING MONKEY BAKERY. IT IS TOWARDS THE BACK, BY THE FOOD COURT.

OR, THESE. I WOULD OFFER TO SEND YOU SOME BUT YOU ALREADY REFUSED BAKED GOODS.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN WOOT! HALLOWEEN IS THE BEST!